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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Xand_Man posted:

This thread has gotten a little obtuse, could someone remind me what it's about again?

🙆‍♂️💦🐴

https://twitter.com/vp/status/863182608552906755

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

been hearing rumors that mike pence got banned from the stables in indianapolis

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

horse jizz

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

he’s running

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

he's quoting reagan

which means not only did mike pence gently caress a horse, but ronald(6) wilson(6) reagan(6) hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
ronald neighgan more like

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
No, we can't say for certain, because Reagan's melting brain could have just confabulated horse nutt, and he just thought he'd hosed a horse

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

he’s galloping

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:hai:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

an actual dog posted:

Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan loving a horse

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Life is hard for a conservative brony vice president

but not as hard as the horse cock in his rear end

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Xand_Man posted:

Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra

and swallow nut like a hamster 🐴🥜💦

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


an actual dog posted:

we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread

On that page, we must close the thread, in order to preserve its transcendent perfection.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Best Giraffe posted:

On that page, we must close the thread, in order to preserve its transcendent perfection.

Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

are you worried that life is short, and that some day mike pence will die and then no longer be hosed by a horse? do not be worried. when mike pence dies he'll be impaled upon a horse cock so he can be hosed by a horse for eternity.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


crazy cloud posted:

Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and pointless thread of stone
Stands in the desert. . . . Near it, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And white hair, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages,
The posts that mocked them, and the pagecounts that fed;
And on the thread, these words appear:
His name was Mike Pence, Fucker of Horses;
Look on his Works, ye goons, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wrecked anus, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIKE PENCE IS A POWER BOTTOM FOR HORSE COCK

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
This Piss Tape is Real but the horse tape is not.
Mike Pence was smart enough to unplug the security cameras at the stables first.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The Nastier Nate posted:

This Piss Tape is Real but the horse tape is not.
Mike Pence was smart enough to unplug the security cameras at the stables first.

not pence's first rodeo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

crazy cloud posted:

not pence's first rodeo

And God willing it won't be his last

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mayor Dave posted:

And God willing it won't be his last

there have been countless rodeos

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Mike pence did not gently caress a horse

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
It was SEVERAL horses

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
lmao he hosed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

reignonyourparade posted:

It was SEVERAL horses

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

reignonyourparade posted:

It was SEVERAL horses

AT THE SAME TIME???

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

quote:

Stallions have a vascular penis. When non-erect, it is quite flaccid and contained within the prepuce (foreskin, or sheath). The retractor penis muscle is relatively underdeveloped. Erection and protrusion take place gradually, by the increasing tumescence of the erectile vascular tissue in the corpus cavernosum penis.
Mike has great tenacity!

quote:

When not erect, the penis is housed within the prepuce, 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in). The retractor muscle contracts to retract the penis into the sheath and relaxes to allow the penis to extend from the sheath. When erect, the penis doubles in length and thickness and the glans increases by 3 to 4 times.
Mike has great capacity!

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



The Nastier Nate posted:

AT THE SAME TIME???

mike pence sucked 37 horse dicks

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

reignonyourparade posted:

It was SEVERAL horses

it's been way more than seven

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it?

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I... remembered.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Pikavangelist posted:

mike pence sucked 37 horse dicks

in a row?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it?

in his infinite wisdom he decided to give mike pence an infinitely flexible anus with an infinite pocket universe inside

nevertheless mike pence has persisted in trying to fill the infinite void with stallion nutt

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Mike pence



Stop fuckin that horse right now!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



at the same time

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