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Collateral Damage posted:I like the victory pose after it landed the backflip. The robots are gonna overthrow humanity and they'll be adorable while doing it
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It's not going to stay adorable for long. They'll learn all of our worst sore winner behaviours from online games so you better get used to robots teabagging you and spraypainting their decals everywhere.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:16 |
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3D printing a cutesy plastic poop on your chest after it gruesomely murders you.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:19 |
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OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:34 |
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cumtrails are real and are spraying the gay agenda across our skies new friend from school has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Nov 17, 2017 |
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Your Computer posted:The robots are gonna overthrow humanity and they'll be adorable while doing it pre:1 EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Downtown L.A. Noon on a hot summer day. On an EXTREME LONG LENS the lunchtime crowd stacks up into a wall of humanity. In SLOW MOTION they move in herds among the glittering rows of cars jammed bumper to bumper. Heat ripples distort the torrent of faces. The image is surreal, dreamy... and like a dream it begins very slowly to DISSOLVE TO: 2 EXT. CITY RUINS - NIGHT Same spot as the last shot, but now it is a landscape in Hell. The cars are stopped in rusted rows, still bumper to bumper. The skyline of buildings beyond has been shattered by some unimaginable force like a row of kicked-down sandcastles. Wind blows through the desolation, keening with the sound of ten million dead souls. It scurries the ashes into drifts, stark white in the moonlight against the charred rubble. A TITLE CARD FADES IN: LOS ANGELES, July 11, 2029 3 ANGLE ON a heap of fire-blackened human bones. Beyond the mound is a vast tundra of skulls and shattered concrete. The rush hour crowd burned down in their tracks. 4 WE DISSOLVE TO a playground... where intense heat has half-melted the jungle gym, the blast has warped the swing set, the merry-go-round has sagged in the firestorm. Small skulls look accusingly from the ash-drifts. WE HEAR the distant echo of children's voices... playing and laughing in the sun. A silly, sing-songy rhyme as WE TRACKS SLOWLY over seared asphalt where the faint hieroglyphs of hopscotch lines are still visible. CAMERA comes to rest on a burnt and rusted tricycle... next to the tiny skull of its owner. HOLD ON THIS IMAGE as a female VOICE speaks: VOICE 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, the war against the Machines... A metal maniac somersaults onto the skull as if it was a tampoline.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:poo poo, now my bachelors degree in parkour is worthless universal basic parkour lessons are the only reasonable path forward
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:54 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:poo poo, now my bachelors degree in parkour is worthless A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:58 |
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Video: *hop* *hop* Me: That's nice. I'm not worried until it can do backflips- OH poo poo!
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:13 |
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Powaqoatse posted:...
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:15 |
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Phlegmish posted:OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst] We can make it cry, but we can't make it feel.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:20 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry. Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:27 |
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Lobok posted:Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point. Boo
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:47 |
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https://twitter.com/lukebbz/status/931236332982161408
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:49 |
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Dreddout posted:The hentai incident sounds extremely ominous, apparently there were only 6 survivors Yeah, it was one of the worst Guns N Roses albums.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:07 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:52 |
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I once saw a bumper sticker thing that managed to be put on backwards so that it read 'drol si susej'
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:57 |
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The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast?
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:08 |
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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072 Robots will keep us alive for entertainment purposes.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:18 |
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gbut posted:https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072 Maximum Overdrive remake looking good.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:21 |
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Phlegmish posted:OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst] I can't remember the specifics but quite a few years ago, during a neural net experiment, a synthetic brain was taught christmas carols. Then another program was added designed to slowly sever neural connections. quote:The program randomly spit out perfectly remembered carols as the killer application severed the first connections. But as its wounds grew deeper, and the network faded toward black, it began to hallucinate.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:24 |
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Powaqoatse posted:i see bethesda are getting into construction it's not actually a house, it's a hat!
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:35 |
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Ak Gara posted:I can't remember the specifics but quite a few years ago, during a neural net experiment, a synthetic brain was taught christmas carols. Then another program was added designed to slowly sever neural connections. Jesus.....
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:37 |
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Hey, what did you do at work today? Oh, you know that new consciousness we made? well today we made another one that slowly tortured the first one to death. Much science was made.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:39 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast? I never sausage blasphemy.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:42 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Jesus..... We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols. Not so anthropomorphic now, is it?
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:43 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry. Don't go for a PhD though, there's been an oversaturation of parkour postdocs in the market since Assassin's Creed and Uncharted came out
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:57 |
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I cancelled a non-corporate personhood. It was a part of municipal labor force. I left the replacement unchanged.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:00 |
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jabby posted:We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols. Any story can be made boring
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:10 |
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Well, our lord is supposed to be tender and mild...
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:18 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast?
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:21 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Well, our lord is supposed to be tender and mild... drat. i wanted zesty jesus.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:24 |
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Sausage Roll Nativity Scene Receives Frank, Incensed Criticism
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Lobok posted:Sausage Roll Nativity Scene Receives Frank, Incensed Criticism Y'all need Jesus
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:27 |
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Goodpancakes posted:Y'all need Jesus zesty firm sausagy jesus in my digestion system
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:30 |
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jabby posted:We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols. You should see the ones they had go through Game of Thrones.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:31 |
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all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like a sausage roll is a lump of meatbread that has been sitting in the dairy heating drawer all day and you smother it in 50c tomato sauce and eat it while sitting drunk on the kerb at 3am flavours, in my sausage roll? Take that poo poo back to New York -- you're in the Commonwealth now
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:33 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like sorry about your lack of meat weener variety friend. you are missing out.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like It's surprising that this sausage roll nativity scene came from Greggs because if I had to guess which UK food chain made it I would have sworn Pret a Manger.
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Honestly, I think it's kinda hosed up that jalapeno and cheese kolaches are still called that. They should just be called kolaches, and the absence of jalapenos and cheese should be the thing that must be specified.
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