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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Collateral Damage posted:

I like the victory pose after it landed the backflip.

The robots are gonna overthrow humanity and they'll be adorable while doing it :roboluv:

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's not going to stay adorable for long. They'll learn all of our worst sore winner behaviours from online games so you better get used to robots teabagging you and spraypainting their decals everywhere.

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
3D printing a cutesy plastic poop on your chest after it gruesomely murders you.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

cumtrails are real and are spraying the gay agenda across our skies

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Nov 17, 2017

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Your Computer posted:

The robots are gonna overthrow humanity and they'll be adorable while doing it :roboluv:

pre:
1       EXT. CITY STREET - DAY

        Downtown L.A.  Noon on a hot summer day.  On an EXTREME LONG LENS the
        lunchtime crowd stacks up into a wall of humanity.  In SLOW MOTION
        they move in herds among the glittering rows of cars jammed bumper to
        bumper.  Heat ripples distort the torrent of faces.  The image is
        surreal, dreamy... and like a dream it begins very slowly to

                                                DISSOLVE TO:

2       EXT. CITY RUINS - NIGHT

        Same spot as the last shot, but now it is a landscape in Hell.  The
        cars are stopped in rusted rows, still bumper to bumper.  The
        skyline of buildings beyond has been shattered by some
        unimaginable force like a row of kicked-down sandcastles.
        Wind blows through the desolation, keening with the sound of ten
        million dead souls.  It scurries the ashes into drifts, stark
        white in the moonlight against the charred rubble.
        A TITLE CARD FADES IN:

                        LOS ANGELES, July 11, 2029

3       ANGLE ON a heap of fire-blackened human bones.  Beyond the mound is a
        vast tundra of skulls and shattered concrete.  The rush hour crowd
        burned down in their tracks.

4       WE DISSOLVE TO a playground... where intense heat has half-melted the
        jungle gym, the blast has warped the swing set, the merry-go-round
        has sagged in the firestorm.  Small skulls look accusingly from the
        ash-drifts.  WE HEAR the distant echo of children's voices... playing
        and laughing in the sun.  A silly, sing-songy rhyme as WE TRACKS
        SLOWLY over seared asphalt where the faint hieroglyphs of hopscotch
        lines are still visible.

        CAMERA comes to rest on a burnt and rusted tricycle... next to the
        tiny skull of its owner.  HOLD ON THIS IMAGE as a female VOICE speaks:

                                VOICE
                3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997.
                The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war
                Judgment Day.  They lived only to face a new
                nightmare, the war against the Machines...

        A metal maniac somersaults onto the skull as if it was a tampoline.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

poo poo, now my bachelors degree in parkour is worthless

universal basic parkour lessons are the only reasonable path forward

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

poo poo, now my bachelors degree in parkour is worthless

A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Video: *hop* *hop*

Me: That's nice. I'm not worried until it can do backflips- OH poo poo! :kingsley:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Powaqoatse posted:

...

A metal maniac somersaults onto the skull as if it was a tampoline.


:golfclap:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phlegmish posted:

OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]

We can make it cry, but we can't make it feel.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

FreudianSlippers posted:

A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry.

Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Lobok posted:

Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point.

Boo

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn


https://twitter.com/lukebbz/status/931236332982161408

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Dreddout posted:

The hentai incident sounds extremely ominous, apparently there were only 6 survivors

Yeah, it was one of the worst Guns N Roses albums.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I once saw a bumper sticker thing that managed to be put on backwards so that it read 'drol si susej'

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072

Robots will keep us alive for entertainment purposes.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072

Robots will keep us alive for entertainment purposes.

Maximum Overdrive remake looking good.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Phlegmish posted:

OK, but can the robot do this [cries tears of existential angst]

I can't remember the specifics but quite a few years ago, during a neural net experiment, a synthetic brain was taught christmas carols. Then another program was added designed to slowly sever neural connections.

quote:

The program randomly spit out perfectly remembered carols as the killer application severed the first connections. But as its wounds grew deeper, and the network faded toward black, it began to hallucinate.

The network wove its remaining strands of memory together, producing what someone else might interpret as damaged memories, but what Thaler recognized as new ideas. In its death spiral, the program dreamed up new carols, each created from shards of its shattered memories.

Its last dying gasp was, ‘All men go to good earth in one eternal silent night,’ Thaler said.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Powaqoatse posted:

i see bethesda are getting into construction

it's not actually a house, it's a hat!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Ak Gara posted:

I can't remember the specifics but quite a few years ago, during a neural net experiment, a synthetic brain was taught christmas carols. Then another program was added designed to slowly sever neural connections.

Jesus.....

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
Hey, what did you do at work today?

Oh, you know that new consciousness we made? well today we made another one that slowly tortured the first one to death. Much science was made.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast?

I never sausage blasphemy.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols.

Not so anthropomorphic now, is it?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

FreudianSlippers posted:

A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry.

Don't go for a PhD though, there's been an oversaturation of parkour postdocs in the market since Assassin's Creed and Uncharted came out

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I cancelled a non-corporate personhood. It was a part of municipal labor force. I left the replacement unchanged.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

jabby posted:

We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols.

Not so anthropomorphic now, is it?

Any story can be made boring

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Well, our lord is supposed to be tender and mild...

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast?
Jesus Crust.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Well, our lord is supposed to be tender and mild...

drat. i wanted zesty jesus.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sausage Roll Nativity Scene Receives Frank, Incensed Criticism

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Lobok posted:

Sausage Roll Nativity Scene Receives Frank, Incensed Criticism

Y'all need Jesus

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Goodpancakes posted:

Y'all need Jesus

zesty firm sausagy jesus

in my digestion system

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

jabby posted:

We wrote a program to first make random connections between Christmas carols, then randomly delete them. The output was random words from different carols.

Not so anthropomorphic now, is it?

You should see the ones they had go through Game of Thrones.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like

a sausage roll is a lump of meatbread that has been sitting in the dairy heating drawer all day and you smother it in 50c tomato sauce and eat it while sitting drunk on the kerb at 3am

flavours, in my sausage roll? Take that poo poo back to New York -- you're in the Commonwealth now

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like

a sausage roll is a lump of meatbread that has been sitting in the dairy heating drawer all day and you smother it in 50c tomato sauce and eat it while sitting drunk on the kerb at 3am

flavours, in my sausage roll? Take that poo poo back to New York -- you're in the Commonwealth now

sorry about your lack of meat weener variety friend. :smithfrog:

you are missing out.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like

a sausage roll is a lump of meatbread that has been sitting in the dairy heating drawer all day and you smother it in 50c tomato sauce and eat it while sitting drunk on the kerb at 3am

flavours, in my sausage roll? Take that poo poo back to New York -- you're in the Commonwealth now

It's surprising that this sausage roll nativity scene came from Greggs because if I had to guess which UK food chain made it I would have sworn Pret a Manger.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Honestly, I think it's kinda hosed up that jalapeno and cheese kolaches are still called that. They should just be called kolaches, and the absence of jalapenos and cheese should be the thing that must be specified.

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