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text me a vag pic posted:always wanted to sleep surrounded by a greasy cloud of chew Lmao, commercial pilots make less than bus drivers unless they have seniority.
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text me a vag pic posted:always wanted to sleep surrounded by a greasy cloud of chew. Yeah but you could lay in bed drinking Beast Ice all day and it wouldn't be a big deal if you spilled any, which might be worth it.
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Inzombiac posted:Lmao, commercial pilots make less than bus drivers unless they have seniority. He's in the right seat too so he's just a first officer. Probably still has tens of thousands in flight school loans and making 15k a year.
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This looks exactly how someone who drinks alien piss would look.
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Zero One posted:He's in the right seat too so he's just a first officer. Probably still has tens of thousands in flight school loans and making 15k a year. i hope he gets a job at germanwings
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This reminds me of the time when I lived in a share house with some friends, and the stoner guy in our house had one of those little Buddha "misting" lamps that fogged/misted up the room when you were sleeping with fragrant oils and whatnot. One of my mates took it upon himself to relieve the Buddha "Peace lamp" of it's water contents and fill it up with acrid, beer-drunk piss urine. It took two weeks for our stoner friend to figure out where the horrible smell was coming from and his stoner girlfriend got all self conscious and honestly thought the smell was coming from her since I'm guessing her hygiene probably wasn't all that great.
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Sludge Tank posted:This reminds me of the time when I lived in a share house with some friends, and the stoner guy in our house had one of those little Buddha "misting" lamps that fogged/misted up the room when you were sleeping with fragrant oils and whatnot.  I've seen some mean roommate poo poo, but as far as pranks go that's some next level fuckery.
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To keep the thread on topic, the same friend used to use the stoner guys' socks as cumsocks and just throw them back on the floor or on his pile of clean clothes or whatever and the stoner friend just learned that he could never not tell or trust if his socks had jizz in them or not so he just ended up not wearing socks anymore. Those guys used to pull some pretty harsh pranks on him.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How did he not stab them? I caught up with a friend who told me that guy now lives back with his parents (he's 31), is on a curfew, lost his license and essentially has smoked himself into becoming an invalid. I think they broke his spirit. He just kind of internally collapsed I think after years of failed relationships, job losses, family suicide, drugs and alcoholism.
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Sludge Tank posted:I caught up with a friend who told me that guy now lives back with his parents (he's 31), is on a curfew, lost his license and essentially has smoked himself into becoming an invalid. I think they broke his spirit. He just kind of internally collapsed I think after years of failed relationships, job losses, family suicide, drugs and alcoholism. Sounds like a standard stoner to me.
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Sludge Tank posted:I caught up with a friend who told me that guy now lives back with his parents (he's 31), is on a curfew, lost his license and essentially has smoked himself into becoming an invalid. I think they broke his spirit. He just kind of internally collapsed I think after years of failed relationships, job losses, family suicide, drugs and alcoholism. Is this the victim of the spicy cum sock or the piss boi?
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Mayo gross.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Crossposting from the Anti Food Porn thread: Well, not them apparently.
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LingcodKilla posted:Is this the victim of the spicy cum sock or the piss boi? Thats the same guy
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LingcodKilla posted:Is this the victim of the spicy cum sock or the piss boi? I read this as the Kevin Spicy cum sock.
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Sludge Tank posted:Thats the same guy I dont think the dude was pissing in his own socks.
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Derek of the Andes posted:I read this as the Kevin Spicy cum sock. Are you as drunk as I am right now?
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LingcodKilla posted:I dont think the dude was pissing in his own socks. Victim of said ritualistic abuse is now a broken hermit
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what happened to the just-a-prank piss'n'jizz bro
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Says its a strawberry lemonade flavor...aliens probably think our piss tastes like cotton candy.
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The Big Bad Wolf (BBW?) is at it again  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1EXAd3WZ_4
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I've had the compulsive behaviour disorder Trichotilomania since I was a kid, which essentially means when I'm stressed I pull out my own hair. The pain of pulling out my hair is actually quite pleasurable. It's kind of like a cross between a chinese burn and a mini-orgasm with the release and if you pull out a big chunk the feeling of all the individual hairs being ripped out of their pores i real nice, and a lingering burning sensation is left in the new bald spot. I've never been waxed so I don't know what that feels like but I'd imagine the lingering burn would be similar. But it's only on certain 'sweet spots' of my head that feels good to rip the hair out, generally around the front-left side of my hair line/fringe above my eye and the bald patches usually end up about as big as the palm of my hand, but sometimes it feels good around my crown or middle of my top scalp too. If it's not a 'sweet spot' it hurts enough that it is not pleasurable. I've tried to stop this over the years and nnowadays I keep my hair short to stop myself from grabbing onto bits and pulling out chunks of hair. my parents used to shave my head when I was a toddler otherwise I'd have gaping patches of baldness on my head and wouldn't stop until they shaved me. Well now I'm 30, and the last 3 or 4 years the compulsion has changed, now I love ripping out my own toenails. It feels amazing. It hurts like gently caress and at times is very bloody and wearing shoes is a nightmare but the pain from ripping out my nails feels so good. I did have pics on my old computer of all 5 of my toes on each foot all bloody and nail-less after a good session, but that laptop is RIP. I used to sit at my desk and watch movies and drink rum with a pair of scissors and pliers and cut/rip out all the nails on my feet. It feels great at the time but the next day when I have to put shoes on it's deeply regrettable. At the moment my 'sweet spot' is the toe next to my pinky toe. These toes have more or less not had any nails on them for a while now. And when a nail starts to grow as soon as I can get a purchase on it with a pair of pliers or my fingers I just rip it straight out. I'm not really ashamed of this, I've learned to embrace it now that it's on a part of my body that's not really visible all the time. I don't go around announcing it but I won't lie about it. It's a guilty pleasure, kind of like auto-erotic asphyxiation or something I guess. Left foot:  Freshly trimmed   Right foot, can't wait to get a little ledge so I can rip this sucka out:  two middle toes missing a while ago 
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I feel like that post subtracted entire years from my life
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Like, my brain keeps skipping over the fact that you've removed literal parts of your body onto the seemingly less relevant issue that your toes look like something H.P. Lovecraft devised and then discarded because it might have seemed too "out there"
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Do you have extraneous joints, or are the individual bones just exceptionally long and willowy? Can you grasp things with your feet? I am teeming with questions and I feel like getting an answer will in no way soothe me.
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Ah, mental illness. Maybe you should just stick to ripping out hair.cash crab posted:Can you grasp things with your feet? Can't everyone grab things with their feet?
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No, my feet are pretty normal I think, apart from some of my toes missing their protective shells.
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We Know Catheters posted:Can't everyone grab things with their feet? I'm thinking things that require high volumes of dexterity, like making a sandwich or writing a letter
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Jesus Christ aug thread
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See I've lost toenails but it was due to issues with proprioception. I don't lift my legs high enough when I walk because I can't sense where my body actually is, so I kick and trip over everything, making me lose nails or break toes at least once a year. Post your hosed up personal foot stories itt
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Picnic Princess posted:See I've lost toenails but it was due to issues with proprioception. I don't lift my legs high enough when I walk because I can't sense where my body actually is, so I kick and trip over everything, making me lose nails or break toes at least once a year. I used to bite my toenails when I was younger
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We Know Catheters posted:I used to bite my toenails when I was younger Of this I am supremely jealous. Being able to clamp onto my toenails with my teeth and rip them out would be the pleasure to end all pleasures.
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Picnic Princess posted:Post your hosed up personal foot stories itt My dad was fond of telling everyone that when I was a kid, I'd just cram my own foot in my mouth all the time. Also, one time my friend cut her foot on a piece of glass and just... didn't notice? Anyway, we go inside and she takes her sandal off and this river of blood just came out. It was amazing
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