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What the gently caress kind of Chinese buffets have pizza? Unless Chinese pizza is some sort of white person slang for like, scallion pancakes or something. Edit: I'm not sure if this is AFP or just FP, but it made my chest hurt and oh god the sodium.  It's basically someone dropping an In n Out Double Double on a plate of poutine and there's bacon there too. GrandpaPants has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Nov 18, 2017 |
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GrandpaPants posted:What the gently caress kind of Chinese buffets have pizza? The Midwestern kind.
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Nov 18, 2017 22:04
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cash crab posted:
Nothing gets me nostalgic like goddamn reese's burgs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q2_9KkusJ8
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Nov 18, 2017 22:12
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steinrokkan posted:Mostly stuff like this I'm the diahorrea.
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Nov 18, 2017 22:28
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Who What Now posted:The Midwestern kind. Any large one anywhere. Some kids and adult weirdos will refuse to go unless there is bad pizza, terrible French fries with off-brand ketchup, and chicken nuggets. Then you lose a whole group because one person doesn't like (won't try) any of the "foreign food"
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Nov 18, 2017 22:59
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Grassy Knowles posted:Chinese buffet with to-go charged by the lb is how I always saw such monstrosities in college. the lovely rice krispy treats and jello cubes are definitely chinese buffet fare so I bet youre right
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Nov 18, 2017 23:22
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Who What Now posted:The Midwestern kind. this is an unbelievably tired joke but in this case its true. A remote rural town I lived in had some liquor stores and an Indian restaurant all run by an Indian family from New York. Why the gently caress they left new york and settled there is beyond me, unless they were hiding from somebody. One day I saw that the restaurant had a lunch buffet and I couldnt believe my luck finding an Indian lunch buffet in this poo poo smear of a town. Well I went inside and guess what. The buffet had fried catfish, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, boiled green beans and other hick food available in half a dozen other places around town. My suspicion confirmed, no Indian food on the buffet because it would attract zero customers. The only regulars at this place were guys who would sit at the bar and pound bud lights where their families wouldnt think to look for them. Another time I brought my uncle along as help on a work project and we ate at the little chinese buffet in town. He didnt know what to do with himself because he was almost 70 and had never had "Chinese" food let alone Chinese food. Thats why rural Chinese places have pizza chicken nuggets and fries.
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Nov 18, 2017 23:34
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cash crab posted:
I had one of those, it was pretty good. I would have one again. Though there's so many burgers there, it's hard to have a repeat.
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Nov 18, 2017 23:46
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cash crab posted:
When did Reese's drop the possessive?
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Nov 19, 2017 03:02
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I'm so sorry about the sausage derail. Something more fun to play is 'Is it food or a bad day in the bathroom!'  It's Rendang curry paste  Tamarind pulp mixed with water before it's sieved to get Tamarind water
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Nov 19, 2017 06:14
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https://twitter.com/foodandwine/status/932117605586030592
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Nov 19, 2017 10:10
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im gagging
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Nov 19, 2017 10:20
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If I wanted to suffer that much I'd just do a few shots of antifreeze. It would taste better.
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Nov 19, 2017 10:27
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Even if it were safe which I doubt, that has to have the most unpleasant texture.
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Nov 19, 2017 11:38
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I feel like we were just making fun of that article a few months ago but the stamp on that tweet says it was yesterday. And I know a similar thing came up at least twice before that. There can't seriously be that many people doing this right?
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Nov 19, 2017 13:05
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It's not exactly a common thing in Japan but it isn't that rare either. The chickens for it are raised safely and it isn't dangerous. I don't know if it's any good but it's a thing.
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Nov 19, 2017 13:10
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I feel like we were just making fun of that article a few months ago but the stamp on that tweet says it was yesterday. And I know a similar thing came up at least twice before that.
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Nov 19, 2017 13:15
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Grand Fromage posted:It's not exactly a common thing in Japan but it isn't that rare either. The chickens for it are raised safely and it isn't dangerous. I don't know if it's any good but it's a thing. Have a gross pic from Wikipedia. This is ready to eat:  There isn't enough grated garlic in the world to make that okay to me. eta: Apparently there are 500 cases of food poisoning a year in Japan attributable to chicken sashimi (not just salmonella, but also Campylobacter infections), and there are no food hygiene standards for its preparation (it boils down to "Chicken? Cook it"). Sign me up! Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 14:06 on Nov 19, 2017 |
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Nov 19, 2017 14:00
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The texture 
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Hirayuki posted:eta: Apparently there are 500 cases of food poisoning a year in Japan attributable to chicken sashimi (not just salmonella, but also Campylobacter infections), and there are no food hygiene standards for its preparation (it boils down to "Chicken? Cook it"). Sign me up! I wonder if that rate is unusual. Unless what I've read is wrong it's not that chicken is inherently more dirty/dangerous than other meats, it's just the factory farming system makes gross birds. I've seen articles on chicken sashimi places where the chef raises the chickens himself and they're clean and fine. But any form of raw meat is going to carry a higher risk than cooked, even if it's still pretty safe like raw beef.
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Nov 19, 2017 15:41
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The article mentioned chicken being smaller and harder to clean than larger animals like pigs and cows, which lets bacteria, etc. hide out in nooks and crannies and survive the cleaning-prep process.
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Nov 19, 2017 16:28
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Chickens are vile creatures that lead lives of sin and only once they've been cleansed by purifying flames, or "fried" in biblical terms, should they be eaten.
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Nov 19, 2017 16:42
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Grand Fromage posted:It's not exactly a common thing in Japan but it isn't that rare either. I'd say it's extremely rare! 
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Nov 19, 2017 16:58
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bloom posted:Chickens are vile creatures that lead lives of sin and only once they've been cleansed by purifying flames, or "fried" in biblical terms, should they be eaten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM
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Nov 19, 2017 17:13
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Chicken sashimi is pretty good. It's washed and dried so it's not slimy. Thigh meat has a texture that's rather close to fatty tuna. I wasn't a fan of the gonads but the liver was nice.
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Nov 19, 2017 17:34
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AFP: I wasn't a fan of the gonads
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Nov 19, 2017 20:54
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For 2 months I had idiot roosters crowing all night about 100 feet from my head and I would have gladly murdered them. There were cats that could eat them though, I wouldn't have had to.
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Nov 19, 2017 21:08
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Picnic Princess posted:For 2 months I had idiot roosters crowing all night about 100 feet from my head and I would have gladly murdered them. There were cats that could eat them though, I wouldn't have had to. Most roosters I've know would gently caress up the average housecat
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Nov 19, 2017 21:47
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Oh these were an ocelot and a margay. We just called them the cats.
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Nov 19, 2017 23:30
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Anyway, since we like to rip bad pizzas a new one
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Nov 20, 2017 06:08
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It came from facebook friends: quote:GUESS WHAT THIS IS!?!?
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Nov 20, 2017 06:12
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It's like she'd heard of deep fried ice cream and just assumed that other cooking methods also worked with ice cream.
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Nov 20, 2017 06:14
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Looks like an attempt at Baked Alaska.
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Nov 20, 2017 06:20
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axolotl farmer posted:Looks like an attempt at Baked Alaska. It's a pretty solid self own
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Nov 20, 2017 06:38
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Elysiume posted:It's like she'd heard of deep fried ice cream and just assumed that other cooking methods also worked with ice cream. quote:I made her try it... "Ohh. No. No. It's no good"
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Nov 20, 2017 06:44
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axolotl farmer posted:Looks like an attempt at Baked Alaska. Needs more bear mace
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Nov 20, 2017 06:55
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Rollersnake posted:Please someone with too much time on their hands find the Great Infuriating Sausage Derail from the last thread and let us know if any of the participants are the same. Years later, and goons are still struggling with concept of sausage. A sausage is a meat tube, it's Americans who struggle with that concept and call ground meat sausage for some reason.
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axolotl farmer posted:Looks like an attempt at Baked Alaska. Looks like an alt-rise pastry
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cash crab posted:
Way late but please remember and respect our fallen heroes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek
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