Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LingcodKilla posted:

I always forget. What does she actually do for a living?

Actually Lena Dunham is a sentient array of disease symptoms suffered by the unfortunately wealthy who totally loving suck at raising children. See: Will Smith, Trump, Elliot Rodger's parents, Kardashians

# ? Nov 19, 2017 04:05

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:29

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

TF Google it, link is too long.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 09:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Wait what

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/lena-dunham-responds-to-sex-abuse-claims

It's buzzfeed, but the excerpts from her book are right there. The details make me uncomfortable as gently caress, so read up on them at your discretion, but her response was

https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/528613546108944384

No, what you did and then wrote about like it wasn't poo poo is disgusting and upsetting.

/edit:

I think her defense is something like "lol I was a teenager", but I'm not sure there's a reasonable amount of therapy to describe for the behavior she describes casually (and even jokes about).

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Nov 19, 2017

# ? Nov 19, 2017 10:35

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Jesus I wish I never asked

# ? Nov 19, 2017 10:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Boy, SpaceX needs to hurry up and bring costs down so that I can realize my dream of putting our country's celebrities and politicians on a rocket to the sun.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 13:43

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

TBH I would be ok with a rocket that got half way to orbit

# ? Nov 19, 2017 13:53

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

It really only needs to get as far as the nearest ocean

# ? Nov 19, 2017 17:53

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Rockets fail catastrophically enough that I'm okay if it only makes it slightly off of the pad

# ? Nov 19, 2017 17:55

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Boy, SpaceX needs to hurry up and bring costs down so that I can realize my dream of putting our country's celebrities and politicians on a rocket to the sun.

Interesting thing is that dropping something into the sun is quite challenging due to delta v requirements. You either need a shitload of fuel or you have to get clever with gravity assists.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Interesting thing is that dropping something into the sun is quite challenging due to delta v requirements. You either need a shitload of fuel or you have to get clever with gravity assists.

If there's one thing Sunshine taught me it's that there's no such thing as a near miss where the sun is involved

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:06

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

If there's one thing Kerbal space program taught me it's that firing things into the sun is really really hard

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:07

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Yeah but I mean are we really going to quibble over "shot directly into the sun" vs "shot close enough that the raging nuclear inferno reduced their ashes to component atoms"

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:11

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Interesting thing is that dropping something into the sun is quite challenging due to delta v requirements. You either need a shitload of fuel or you have to get clever with gravity assists.

Goddamnit, yeah.

First time I made it to space in Kerbal Space Program, I refused to give in to the pressures of the corporate rat race that directed me towards such ludicrous goals as landing on the ~~moon~~ mun, and immediately tried to hurtle myself straight into the sun.

:smith:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Nov 19, 2017

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:11

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Yeah but I mean are we really going to quibble over "shot directly into the sun" vs "shot close enough that the raging nuclear inferno reduced their ashes to component atoms"

Still really difficult. The earth is moving really, really fast around the sun, and you need to generate a LOT of velocity to "fall" into the sun

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:20

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

this kind of proves my point

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:22

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Smiling Jack posted:

Still really difficult. The earth is moving really, really fast around the sun, and you need to generate a LOT of velocity to "fall" into the sun

You technically need to lose a lot of velocity

:science:

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:25

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

This thread has taken a turn in the wrong direction

here, you all need summadis

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

oh i'm sorry is drunken physics chat boring you

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:37

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

MurderBot posted:

This thread has taken a turn in the wrong direction

here, you all need summadis

gat dang

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:38

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

gat dang

Trap loving sprung

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:41

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

You technically need to lose a lot of velocity

here's a frame of reference for you: you suck

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:42

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

i would totally volunteer for something insanely cool and almost assuredly a one-way ticket if i had like a terminal disease or something

like

WANTED: Man of average height/weight to volunteer to stand inside large hadron collider during energization. Safety not guaranteed. Pay will be donated in your name to charity of your choosing.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:43

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Vasudus posted:

i would totally volunteer for something insanely cool and almost assuredly a one-way ticket if i had like a terminal disease or something

like

WANTED: Man of average height/weight to volunteer to stand inside large hadron collider during energization. Safety not guaranteed. Pay will be donated in your name to charity of your choosing.

I'd take a one way trip to mars
They'd find a statue of me hundreds of years later
And on the plinth, these words

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:46

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

you guys are over engineering this

just put them beneath the rocket

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:46

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

I'd take a one way trip to mars
They'd find a statue of me hundreds of years later
And on the plinth, these words

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN

Did you not volunteer to do Mars One?

My justification for it was 'get me off this rock' and I left all the other things blank.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:47

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Vasudus posted:

Did you not volunteer to do Mars One?

My justification for it was 'get me off this rock' and I left all the other things blank.

Lmao is that loving scam still going

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:56

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

i think they shut it down

i dunno

i just wanted to get off the planet :smith:

# ? Nov 19, 2017 18:58

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Their plan was basically lifted from the loving underwear gnomes. They never had qualified people trying to design their non-existent rocket, they had no idea how to plan for supplies, or in-situ development, or any of the things that would make any step of their "plan" work. Even if someone had given them a loving rocket capable of doing what they needed, nobody was even going to get to Mars alive.

But at least it would've been a reality show so we could've watched astronauts turn into cannibals almost-live on tv.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:03

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

I read through a bunch of the applications, and it was uncanny how every single person seemed to believe that they were applying for either "Captain" or "Mission Vlogger/personal trainer."

# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Interesting thing is that dropping something into the sun is quite challenging due to delta v requirements. You either need a shitload of fuel or you have to get clever with gravity assists.

It's worth it. Sundiving can net you a lot of science!

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

its a jeep thing

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:48

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

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# ? Nov 21, 2017 05:27

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

its a jeep thing

Spoiler alert: the Jeep breaks and / or rolls.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:16

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