2017 The AFC South: Honor Landry

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Lets go the Titans.

i see what you did there

and hell, it worked

# ? Nov 17, 2017 05:41

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:36

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

I'm starting to think that Marcus Mariota may not be that great after all.

...

whew

# ? Nov 17, 2017 05:47

Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

Kirios posted:

I'm starting to think that Marcus Mariota may not be that great after all.

...

whew

So does this mean Blake Bortles is currently the best QB in the AFC South?

# ? Nov 17, 2017 08:13

Frustrated: Jun 12, 2003

Anorexic Robot posted:

So does this mean Blake Bortles is currently the best QB in the AFC South?

Let's all be honest, it's Brissett.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 09:52

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kirios posted:

I'm starting to think that Marcus Mariota may not be that great after all.

...

whew

Even if he is decent, as injury prone as he seems to be, the Jags defense is eventually gonna kill him.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 10:09

Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

Frustrated posted:

Let's all be honest, it's Brissett.

Give it a couple weeks and the colts owners/coaches will fix that problem

# ? Nov 17, 2017 10:35

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

i see what you did there

and hell, it worked

I wanted the Titans to beat the Steelers because the Steelers have a better record than the Jags (only two losses), but the Jags have the head-to-head tie breaker with the Steelers. Then when the Jaguars beat the Titans (because they always split) the Jaguars would then have a better record than the Titans :colbert:

# ? Nov 17, 2017 13:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Savage is trying to get Nuk killed, just threw him the Peyton/Collie special

# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:36

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Savage is so awful.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:54

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Savage is trying to get Nuk killed, just threw him the Peyton/Collie special

Proud AFC South tradition.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:07

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Intruder posted:

Savage is trying to get Nuk killed, just threw him the Peyton/Collie special

I don't want to see Savage in a Texans uniform after 2017 ever again. I don't even want him as a backup.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:48

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

The refs continue to gently caress the Jaguars in every way imaginable.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:12

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

guys I have a confession...

I want the Jaguars to lose to the Browns

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:24

Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

Kirios posted:

guys I have a confession...

I want the Jaguars to lose to the Browns

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:26

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Kirios posted:

guys I have a confession...

I want the Jaguars to lose to the Browns

The refs just gave the Browns a second two minute warning so now they probably will.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:55

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Every time a Texan starts to do well he goes down for the season

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:55

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

And now Kizer fumbled while being sacked and it was recovered by a Jaguar who had a clear line on a TD, but the Refs ruled Kizer down by contact when he was never anywhere close to the ground. gently caress this awful bullshit.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:59

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

I'm the turf stuck in Fournettes eyes.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:03

xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

And now Kizer fumbled while being sacked and it was recovered by a Jaguar who had a clear line on a TD, but the Refs ruled Kizer down by contact when he was never anywhere close to the ground. gently caress this awful bullshit.

The universe gave them a make-up touchdown. :woop:

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:06

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:16

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

xeria posted:

The universe gave them a make-up touchdown.

Thank goodness because I was really nervous there at the end. I am just stunned by how poor the officiating continues to be.

Randaconda posted:

DUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:19

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Randaconda posted:

DUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:19

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Athanatos posted:

Titans 9-7
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jaguars 4-12

lol

just lol

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:32

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Can't wait to see how the 2017 Jags defense stacks up at the end of the year against all-time great squads.

Also, the playoffs. :getin:

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:34

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Randaconda posted:

lol

just lol

I didn't believe in bort

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:40

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

TSBX posted:

Can't wait to see how the 2017 Jags defense stacks up at the end of the year against all-time great squads.

Also, the playoffs.

I dont know much about those all-time great squads, but I have to wonder how much of their all-time greatness was a factor of facing poor opposition. The Jaguars still get to play the Cardinals, Colts, Houston and 49ers. I am also curious how they will stack up vs the Seahawks and Titans in the rematch.

Athanatos posted:

I didn't believe in bort

Rightfully so. He was better today than his statline - the refs hosed him out of a completion and he had two or three throws down the field that were accurate enough that they hit the receivers on the hands but they dropped it, but I still dont trust him.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 19, 2017

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:40

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Best case is Blake Bortles is Trent Dilfer v2

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:46

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kirios posted:

Best case is Blake Bortles is Trent Dilfer v2

You mean Super Bowl winning QB Trent Dilfer

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:48

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

yes that would be the reference i was making

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:48

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

Bort sucks, offense sucks, special teams suck, defense good, Kizer heck of bad

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

And now Kizer fumbled while being sacked and it was recovered by a Jaguar who had a clear line on a TD, but the Refs ruled Kizer down by contact when he was never anywhere close to the ground. gently caress this awful bullshit.

It was actually a really close play and the ball was just barely starting to come out when Kizer hit the ground

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:54

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

Kirios posted:

yes that would be the reference i was making

Oh man, who would be the Jaguar's Elvis Grbac?

purkey fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Nov 19, 2017

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:55

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Tom Savage

# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:56

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Looks like a torn achilles for Foreman

# ? Nov 19, 2017 23:52

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