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89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
gently caress

THE

COWBOYS

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Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

89 posted:

gently caress

THE

COWBOYS

:discourse:

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


So this is the official GDT for eagles cowboys right?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





89 posted:

gently caress

THE

COWBOYS

Post of the Year. :golfclap:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The Cowboys and Eagles are going to tie 0-0 and be shuttered as franchises

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

89 posted:

gently caress

THE

COWBOYS

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

HatfulOfHollow posted:

So this is the official GDT for eagles cowboys right?

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Guys I have a confession to make.

I dislike the Dallas Cowboys

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

axeil posted:

Guys I have a confession to make.

I dislike the Dallas Cowboys

U pissboy

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Cowboys o can’t do poo poo against us

Fluke return

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





axeil posted:

Guys I have a confession to make.

I dislike the Dallas Cowboys

No need to hide it, you are among friends here. :unsmith:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Congrats to the Giants for cementing the Chiefs fraud status.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
LOL COWBOYS

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Yodzilla posted:

Congrats to the Giants for cementing the Chiefs fraud status.

Yeah the more teams that expose them the madder I am that the Eagles aren’t undefeated

always be closing
Jul 16, 2005
gently caress vinovich ok?
E- no consistency in this league with PI, and they wonder why ratings are down....

always be closing fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Nov 20, 2017

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
:mrapig:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
18-1 Is Real

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

axeil posted:

18-1 Is Real

So, so real

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017
Suck a dick Jerry Jones you racist oval office!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's nice having a game against the eagles that doesn't degenerate into stupid petty bullshit.


It was a competitive looking half of a game, at least. Good luck, Philly. Don't Philly it up down the road.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
The reason that Dallas lost is because they suck.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Surprisingly low amount of flags

First half gave me false hope lol

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm scared, the Eagles feel like they've peaked early

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Not gonna lie it’s gonna be fun to watch Wentz in the playoffs.

They either win their first sb or they continue the curse. It’s win win if your not too invested

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm scared, the Eagles feel like they've peaked early

I think they're going to peek in 2024.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Going to bed pretty goddamn happy tonight.

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

They either win their first sb or they continue the curse.

There's no curse. The Eagles were winning NFL Championships before the Dallas Cowboys became an expansion team.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
18-1

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ham Stinkie posted:

There's no curse. The Eagles were winning NFL Championships before the Dallas Cowboys became an expansion team.

The curse can only be unmade in the fires from which it was born. *Looks at Andy Reid*

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

axeil posted:

The curse can only be unmade in the fires from which it was born. *Looks at Andy Reid*

Do we have to sacrifice one of his other kids now?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
I strongly hope the Eagles lose every single game. I hope they never win a superbowl. I hate the loving Eagles.

The Eagles posters deserve this season.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Tom Sellout posted:

I strongly hope the Eagles lose every single game. I hope they never win a superbowl. I hate the loving Eagles.

The Eagles posters deserve this season.

same but Cowboys instead

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017
IF there was a curse, it would probably spring from the Eagles being the only team that ever beat Vince Lombardi in the playoffs.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
The remaining schedule before Philly again looks very doable, but hot drat this team is garbage without Lee & Tyron so who knows :psyberger:

I really hope this is just a bump in the road for Dak and he's not actually just this average.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Ham Stinkie posted:

Suck a dick Jerry Jones you racist oval office!

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I really hope this is just a bump in the road for Dak and he's not actually just this average.

His ceiling is Kirk Cousins, which isn't bad.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Okay I figured out the scenarios for Dallas and Washington to win the division. They're fairly simple to state but rather hard to actually pull off.

Washington

Win out AND Philly lose out AND Dallas lose 1 of (LAC, @NYG, @OAK, SEA)

Final Standings would have Washington at 10-6 with Philly at 9-7 and Dallas at 9-7 or worse.

Washington is eliminated with any PHI win or WAS loss.

Dallas

Win out AND:

-Philly lose @NYG and lose 2 of (CHI, @LA, @SEA)
OR
-Philly lose 4 of (CHI, @LA, @SEA, @NYG, OAK)

In the first version Dallas wins the division at 11-5 due to a 5-1 division record vs Philly's 4-2. In the second Dallas is 11-5 and Philly is 10-6.

Dallas is eliminated with any 3 of {PHI win, DAL loss} (i.e. they cannot be eliminated next week). This means there's another scenario here where Dallas goes 5-1 or 4-2 down the stretch but I only put the win out one here for simplicity.

axeil fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Nov 20, 2017

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017
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Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008

axeil posted:

Okay I figured out the scenarios for Dallas and Washington to win the division. They're fairly simple to state but rather hard to actually pull off.

Washington

Win out AND Philly lose out AND Dallas lose 1 of (LAC, @NYG, @OAK, SEA)

Final Standings would have Washington at 10-6 with Philly at 9-7 and Dallas at 9-7 or worse.

Washington is eliminated with any PHI win or WAS loss.

Dallas

Win out AND:

-Philly lose @NYG and lose 2 of (CHI, @LA, @SEA)
OR
-Philly lose 4 of (CHI, @LA, @SEA, @NYG, OAK)

In the first version Dallas wins the division at 11-5 due to a 5-1 division record vs Philly's 4-2. In the second Dallas is 11-5 and Philly is 10-6.

Dallas is eliminated with any 3 of {PHI win, DAL loss} (i.e. they cannot be eliminated next week). This means there's another scenario here where Dallas goes 5-1 or 4-2 down the stretch but I only put the win out one here for simplicity.

So if everything goes right, the Eagles could clinch next Thursday?

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