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Sludge Tank posted:Of this I am supremely jealous. Being able to clamp onto my toenails with my teeth and rip them out would be the pleasure to end all pleasures. Hmm. Don't like this
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Picnic Princess posted:Post your hosed up personal foot stories itt I also wear vibrams.
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I loving HATE YOU
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cant you just cut yourself with a razorblade like normal people, jfc
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Crossposting from the Anti Food Porn thread: Is that... mayonnaise? I honestly can’t tell what it is. I’m the three dabs of hot sauce. e: I missed the toenail horror before posting, holy loving poo poo. salty fries make me cry has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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cash crab posted:My dad was fond of telling everyone that when I was a kid, I'd just cram my own foot in my mouth all the time. I dated a girl that loved telling me about the time that, when she was a kid, her mom started pulling what she thought was a splinter out of her hand. And kept pulling. And pulling. Until she realized she had pulled almost an inch of vein out.
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nael posted:I dated a girl that loved telling me about the time that, when she was a kid, her mom started pulling what she thought was a splinter out of her hand. And kept pulling. And pulling. Until she realized she had pulled almost an inch of vein out. I actually need someone to take over modding this thread now because I am going to kill myself
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I have a large bone spur on the back of my left foot, large enough that it can make a difference in my shoe size depending on the fit of the shoe. I call it my raptor claw. It’s painful to the point that it affects how long I can stand. Edit: not me, dollar crustacean.
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cash crab posted:I actually need someone to take over modding this thread now because I am going to kill myself Can't you just delete it?
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When I was ten, I broke my leg and had an external fixator to hold the bone in place while it mended. This meant I had open wounds where the pins were inserted that needed to be cleaned and dressed daily. I liked to reach in and poke my exposed muscle while doing dressing changes. And my bird would use it as a perch!
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LSD at the gangbang posted:When I was ten, I broke my leg and had an external fixator to hold the bone in place while it mended. This meant I had open wounds where the pins were inserted that needed to be cleaned and dressed daily. Sounds like you took way too much LSD at the gangbang
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Sludge Tank posted:Can't you just delete it? Why the gently caress would I do that LSD at the gangbang posted:And my bird would use it as a perch! HMM
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You're right. The internet needs 152 pages of cum, foot fetishists and otaku
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Sludge Tank posted:You're right. The internet needs 152 pages of cum, foot fetishists and otaku the 152 cum-filled pages are the internet's daddy
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When you cum in your wife's neck folds for seven years straight.
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2012 called, they don't want their AUG back.
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cash crab posted:Why the gently caress would I do that   Meant to promote lipstick.
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Am I too late for foot stories? Because don't buy this style of christmas light they're like loving caltrops
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cash crab posted:I actually need someone to take over modding this thread now because I am going to kill myself cash crab thought of vein-pulling and died 
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Picnic Princess posted:See I've lost toenails but it was due to issues with proprioception. I don't lift my legs high enough when I walk because I can't sense where my body actually is, so I kick and trip over everything, making me lose nails or break toes at least once a year. This is crazy--when you close your eyes do you just fall over?
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Foot Chat: I have ingrown toenails on my big toes from years of standing around a casino as security. So once every couple months when they get unbearable I'll slide a sterilized knife down the side of the nail and pop out the ingrown part and clip it off. I should really do what my brother did and go to a doctor and have them remove the nail completely and then put acid on the nail bed so it'll never grow back. Oh well.
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My brother got ingrown toenails from the shoes our Catholic school issued us. It got really bad. Our school was really overly strict on uniform and they basically made him wear them despite his hosed toe. Eventually it got so bad he went to the doctor and the doc ordered he wear sandals to school tp give his toe a chance to heal. He looked so loving dumb walking around in his sandals and 1337 catholic school uniform and the chaplains hated it
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Huh you know what it never occurred to me that the pictures from when I got stuck on a fence with my leg might belong here. For information: My Jeans got caught on a spike from a fence I tried to climb over. It took about 5 minutes until someone helped me to get unstuck. I slid down on the spike a little bit during those 5 minutes. Enjoy.    Did i mention it got infected after they pulled the strings?  
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i can stick my tongue in my sinus and lick the back of my nostrils
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Slugnoid posted:i can stick my tongue in my sinus and lick the back of my nostrils Post pics
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i can but it might not be that impressive, it just looks like a wide open mouth where you cant see the tongue
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here you go, tongue inside sinus. the big clit looking bump is the epiglottis, pushed forward by my tongue rooting around behind it now if you'll excuse me, i've just remembered i need to go book a dental appointment 
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Slugnoid posted:i can stick my tongue in my sinus and lick the back of my nostrils I can suck my own cock.
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BiggerBoat posted:I can suck my own cock. pics
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Y'know, the last AUG thread had a very specific rule about not devolving into gore pornography and I think that it was quite a sensible one.
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Sorry to break up tongue chat, but I found them! The most disturbing comments on youtube! Do I win a prize? A gun, maybe? A friend and I were talking about Problem Child, and how it's one of those movies we watched so many times when we were younger, but probably haven't seen it it 25+ years. So I go looking online at clips, and it's all coming back to me (Michael Richards, Smiley Pies, Big Ben, Little Ben, the prune, etc etc...). I click on this loving video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGoS42wL_yk And....         I think the authorities need to get involved here.
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