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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think the authorities need to get involved here.

this is way more gross than the guy with the exposed infected leg wound

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Based on the last few pages, the thread title clearly lies about there being a god :saddowns:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
So, how about those cummies :cry:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

So, how about those cummies :cry:

Well they're in the nostrils now.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerry Cotton posted:

Well they're in the nostrils now.

Still better than what I've seen on the last two pages

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

MissEchelon posted:

Hahaha you people are all revolting

beethoven had his critics too

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I don't like this topic anymore.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I gotta say, this thread has really been out doing itself.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Nuebot posted:

I don't like this topic anymore.

:same:

I want those medical goobers to make their own thread about self mutilation :barf:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Laughing at furries and fat people itt gets old imo. It's nice to turn the AUG lens onto each other once in a while for some self reflection and a stark reminder that while we stare into the AUG, we ourselves are no less a part of the giant seething AUGanism of humanity.

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Nov 20, 2017

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sorry to break up tongue chat, but I found them! The most disturbing comments on youtube! Do I win a prize? A gun, maybe?

A friend and I were talking about Problem Child, and how it's one of those movies we watched so many times when we were younger, but probably haven't seen it it 25+ years. So I go looking online at clips, and it's all coming back to me (Michael Richards, Smiley Pies, Big Ben, Little Ben, the prune, etc etc...). I click on this loving video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGoS42wL_yk

And.... :wtc: :psyduck: :barf: :negative:









I think the authorities need to get involved here.

call the police

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

nael posted:

I dated a girl that loved telling me about the time that, when she was a kid, her mom started pulling what she thought was a splinter out of her hand. And kept pulling. And pulling. Until she realized she had pulled almost an inch of vein out.

Ah, hello my nightmare given flesh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hrm..... yes that's some gross stuff today.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jesus loving christ, I just noticed the watermark on the Problem Child video I posted.

What in the gently caress?!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Think I'm gonna name my first born "Less Nourishing Testosterone."

His friends can just call him Les.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think we need a rule against homegrown, because it's surprisingly hard for most of the internet to compete with goons.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
The oneupsmanship of goons is a terrible thing for this thread.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat posted:

I can suck my own cock.

Just the tip. :negative:

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jfc

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I don't really think mr no nails is any grosser than a good ol case of toe nail fungus though.

What I'm saying is don't encourage the weirdo.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat
The last couple of pages have been great, well done thread, you've all really put in the effort to go above and beyond. I rarely feel this uncomfortable from reading the thread.

I'd post something relevant to keep it going but everything I did was before internet and phone cameras.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




you all got nutty

time to chill out

no better feeling will he ever get

than being grapefruit'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyMTEam-Jgc

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


nael posted:

I dated a girl that loved telling me about the time that, when she was a kid, her mom started pulling what she thought was a splinter out of her hand. And kept pulling. And pulling. Until she realized she had pulled almost an inch of vein out.

Now the tips of my big toes won't stop tingling, and I can feel veins being pulled out of them. I just want to die.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I'm stuck outside for an 11hr day listening to xmas music and selling ornaments to old people. THIS THREAD IS WORSE THAN MY JOB.

Holy poo poo you guys

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

artsy fartsy posted:

This is crazy--when you close your eyes do you just fall over?

Actually I do randomly lose my balance sometimes. It's not that bad though. It's more like I think I'm lifting my foot high enough to step over something but in reality it doesn't.

I also don't want to acknowledge the recent events in this thread :gonk:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Picnic Princess posted:

I also don't want to acknowledge the recent events in this thread :gonk:

I got you fam

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Scathach posted:

I got you fam



Why is that old man fisting that child????

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
AUG Thread: Why is that old man fisting that child????

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


GODDAMNIT.

Okay, here. Have the world's ugliest dress on a child molester/rape apologist.



I fukkin' hate those bows. Still less hoerible than homegrown goon body things.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I need some eye bleach after that double whammy of ripped out toenails and fat lady neck mold.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Picnic Princess posted:

See I've lost toenails but it was due to issues with proprioception. I don't lift my legs high enough when I walk because I can't sense where my body actually is, so I kick and trip over everything, making me lose nails or break toes at least once a year.

Post your hosed up personal foot stories itt

I had my foot run over and stopped on by a car when I was 17. Shoe was ruined by I didn’t even have any soreness.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Scathach posted:

GODDAMNIT.

Okay, here. Have the world's ugliest dress on a child molester/rape apologist.



I fukkin' hate those bows. Still less hoerible than homegrown goon body things.

For some reason I can't help but think this is one of the many terrifying forms Pennywise the Clown takes to terrify little girls.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think we need a rule against homegrown, because it's surprisingly hard for most of the internet to compete with goons.

BiggerBoat posted:

I can suck my own cock.


So I'm off the hook on this one?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

So I'm off the hook on this one?

:toxx:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

One way or the other, he's gonna have to eat a probe.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



show me that self cock eating

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repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

See I've lost toenails but it was due to issues with proprioception. I don't lift my legs high enough when I walk because I can't sense where my body actually is, so I kick and trip over everything, making me lose nails or break toes at least once a year.

Post your hosed up personal foot stories itt

This reminded me about reading an article about PDD (Proprioception Deficit Disorder). Do you have it? If so could you tell us about it? What it feels like, thought processes, etc.?

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