Funny Pictures, no games, anime, or racism

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:02

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

duTrieux. posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu32fBkiHFE

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:04

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Jerry Cotton posted:

actyually i don't really know what cards against humanity is so maybe it's cool and goog?

it's a word association game like apples to apples except all the cards are "edgy" and "un-PC"

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:05

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

also, cards against humanity is doing like real life philathrnopy stuff so it out weights how trite and dumb their game can be. depends on the crowd you are with if its like that or not.

St Evan Echoes posted:

it�s a vehicle for liberal young people to say racist poo poo while patting themselves on the back for their irony

yea. lenna dunham prob loves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMvzK2OQTw

theyre buying land to gently caress with the border wall for their holiday special box

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

haveblue posted:

it's a word association game like apples to apples except all the cards are "edgy" and "un-PC"

aaah it's that thing with the black cards with white text right

e: I mean i guess i couldve binged it but who does that in 2017

ee: no idea how apples to apples works either all we had was Afrikan t�hti, Runequest, and Kimble.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:08

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Jerry Cotton posted:

actyually i don't really know what cards against humanity is so maybe it's cool and goog?

it's apples to apples but hitler lololol

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:09

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

it's apples to apples but hitler lololol

hilter grandma orgasim

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:11

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

Thunderdome Exclusive

`Nemesis posted:

You should probably never eat at a restaurant ever again, cause this is like industry standard practice.

20 years ago I was a cook at a restaurant and that's how we got our turkey and beef. The beef would go into an altosham, get roasted, and then sliced. The cooked beef hunks (they were like 20 lbs) would get stuck in a pan and go into the fridge and all the juices would just congeal in the bottom of the pan.

Turkey was the same way, though it was the extruded variety of turkey because it's massively impractical to slice up actual turkey breasts in anything except high end restaurants or factories. That was pre-cooked though, we'd just slice it.

Edit: we didn't use a lot of ham except when we were catering events, ham was the same thing. Vacuum pack bag full of juices and extruded ham wrapped in a paper wrap before the factory smoked it.

This is just the tip of the iceburg friend.

this. try working in the kitchen of any decent restaurant and you�ll learn a lot. also none of this poo poo is �gross� unless you�re a huge child who can�t understand large scale food production

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:18

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Cold on a Cob posted:

lmao

if this bothers you, you should probably just never eat any deli meat ever. or any deli food at all for that matter

i dont

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:23

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

all I need to know about food production I learned from how it's made and dirty jobs

somehow I still eat meat

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:24

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

`Nemesis posted:

You should probably never eat at a restaurant ever again, cause this is like industry standard practice.

20 years ago I was a cook at a restaurant and that's how we got our turkey and beef. The beef would go into an altosham, get roasted, and then sliced. The cooked beef hunks (they were like 20 lbs) would get stuck in a pan and go into the fridge and all the juices would just congeal in the bottom of the pan.

Turkey was the same way, though it was the extruded variety of turkey because it's massively impractical to slice up actual turkey breasts in anything except high end restaurants or factories. That was pre-cooked though, we'd just slice it.

Edit: we didn't use a lot of ham except when we were catering events, ham was the same thing. Vacuum pack bag full of juices and extruded ham wrapped in a paper wrap before the factory smoked it.

This is just the tip of the iceburg friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrmcO1QBEo8

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:27

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Yeah, CAH players are terrible, but the company themselves are doing good stuff with their funds like.

literally selling a box of poo poo and telling their players dont buy this its a box of poo poo and people got mad when they bought it and got poo poo in a box
buying up a portion of the border for a wall free area

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:48

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

it's apples to apples but hitler lololol

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# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:51

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

it's apples to apples but hitler lololol

it's dumb as gently caress and takes away the fun of apples to apples where you have to try to make something funny

# ? Nov 21, 2017 22:59

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Pardot posted:

it's dumb as gently caress and takes away the fun of apples to apples where you have to try to make something funny

how does a game have negative fun?

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:00

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

Grassy Knowles posted:

how does a game have negative fun?

easy

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:04

another loser: Mar 25, 2001

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:07

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Pardot posted:

easy

and yet this is still funnier than the "edgier" or "more adult" cah rip offs like crabs adjust humidity

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:11

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

i dont

then why are you talking poo poo about arby's in particular? it's all the goddamn same dude

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:12

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/yayitsrob/status/933007672953200641

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:14

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/yayitsrob/status/933007672953200641

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:18

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i had a lot of fun playing cards against humanity with my family last christmas

grandma got all the sex-related cards

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jerry Cotton posted:

e: I mean i guess i couldve binged it but who does that in 2017

bing up your rear end grandpa

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:24

Devonaut: Jul 10, 2001; Devoted Astronaut

Sagebrush posted:

i had a lot of fun playing cards against humanity with my family last christmas

grandma got all the sex-related cards

lol! ..inappropriate much? I can't even!

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/yayitsrob/status/933007672953200641

lol

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:29

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Sagebrush posted:

i had a lot of fun playing cards against humanity with my family last christmas

grandma got all the sex-related cards

i once ended up playing it at a board game meetup with the old wasp lady who runs one of the departments i support at work, it was uncomfortable and weird

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:33

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/yayitsrob/status/933009841248980993

lmao

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:33

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

i once ended up playing it at a board game meetup with the old wasp lady who runs one of the departments i support at work, it was uncomfortable and weird

my grandma laughed until she couldn't breathe at "what ruined my last relationship? / a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis"

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Sagebrush posted:

my grandma laughed until she couldn't breathe at "what ruined my last relationship? / a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis"

grandma

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:46

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

cards against humanity is fun as hell but don't play it in polite loving company

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:53

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

like apples to apples, cards against humanity is only as clever as the people playing it.

the monkey cheese answers are never funny or picked as the best answer because you just have a lovely card you are trying to get rid of.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:56

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I have eczema on my right hand and it really loving sucks and hurts and I look like a loving leper or something

# ? Nov 21, 2017 23:59

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

C.H.O.M.E posted:

like apples to apples, cards against humanity is only as clever as the people playing it.

the monkey cheese answers are never funny or picked as the best answer because you just have a lovely card you are trying to get rid of.

they're probably useful for people who are less online than we are. i bet they see them as strange and funny

# ? Nov 22, 2017 00:01

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I hope nobody in yospos gets eczema because gently caress this poo poo

# ? Nov 22, 2017 00:04

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

# ? Nov 22, 2017 00:06

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I hope nobody in yospos gets eczema because gently caress this poo poo

i got a script for some triamcinolone, stuff is a godsend for eczema if you have it on hand and apply as soon as you sense dryness in the typical eczema spots

# ? Nov 22, 2017 00:07

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Grassy Knowles posted:

i got a script for some triamcinolone, stuff is a godsend for eczema if you have it on hand and apply as soon as you sense dryness in the typical eczema spots

I gotta wait to go the doctor because even if I get a prescription for something I'm broke until next week, just in case it's not covered

# ? Nov 22, 2017 00:10