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got any sevens posted:Unless they're stopped now, this will become a planet...of dinosaurs. We're nowhere near beating their record so it still kind of is the planet of the dinosaurs. For any one watching Earth the story of humans is a brief interlude to build suspsense about the fate of the dinosaurs and any epoch now the dinosaurs are going to make their triumphant return.
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A planet of lizard people, aliens come to visit under the guise of friendship. They look just like the lizard people, but it turns out underneath, they're humans!
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Nov 23, 2017 19:36
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Elaborate conspiracy theories based around video artifacts making the right honorable Komodus Rex look snoutless and pink.
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Nov 23, 2017 19:37
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Vince MechMahon posted:Yeah but we also have tanks and automatic weapons. Somehow the Jurassic movies never go full-on dino murder, which is the only place they haven't gone yet. Even Lost World just had them tranquilized and captured.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:01
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Young Freud posted:Somehow the Jurassic movies never go full-on dino murder, which is the only place they haven't gone yet. Even Lost World just had them tranquilized and captured. Jurassic World had the Cool Rex killed at the end, and basically portrayed it as a serial killer. It was loving lame. I think it's good that they haven't ever gone to the dinosaur killing well. This next one is about a dormant volcano erupting on the island so they have to go rescue all of the dinosaurs but it turns out there's baby Cool Rexes now.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:13
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Lobok posted:We're nowhere near beating their record so it still kind of is the planet of the dinosaurs. For any one watching Earth the story of humans is a brief interlude to build suspsense about the fate of the dinosaurs and any epoch now the dinosaurs are going to make their triumphant return.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:28
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Just clone new ones - who cares?
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Nov 23, 2017 20:29
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Just combine Jurassic Park with V, half the human characters rip off their skin to reveal they are space lizard people who brought the dinosaurs back because of space invasion reasons but then some of the dinosaurs rip off their scales to reveal feathers because they have secretly evolved back into birds and then there is a huge battle that mankind and bird dinokind win because of the power of love as Dr. Malcolm bones a hot dino bird lady.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:30
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Just clone all the ancient human subspecies; Neanderthal, Habilis, Sahelanthropus. It'll be fun for the whole extended family!
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Nov 23, 2017 20:44
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Leavemywife posted:Some quick Google told me that Chris Pratt's character is facing other giant dinosaurs and trying to keep Blue, the last raptor, from being used for violence. How dare they try to turn that bidepal killing machine into a... bipedal killing machine.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:57
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Do a Beverly Hills Cop 3-ripoff that takes place at the new dino-zoo instead of off brand Disneyland.
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Nov 23, 2017 21:01
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The fairer comparison would be between dinosaurs and mammals. In any case, going by this measure, it's the planet of the bacteria. Besides, mammals already beat up the post-Chicxculub dinosaurs until most of them fled to the skies, so they're clearly passé. Time for Neogene Park, featuring everyone's favorite mammals, such as the Archeotherium or the Paraceratherium. I'm not talking about fairness, I'm talking about entertainment. Nobody was tuning in for planet of the bacteria.
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Nov 23, 2017 21:28
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Neurolimal posted:Elaborate conspiracy theories based around video artifacts making the right honorable Komodus Rex look snoutless and pink. For a minute there I confused Komodus Rex with Moorkus Rex and now I want a Hollywood adaptation of Lost Eden.
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Nov 23, 2017 22:22
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Rough Lobster posted:How dare they try to turn that bidepal killing machine into a... bipedal killing machine. One that honestly wouldn't be that useful. Like there is nothing a raptor can do that a guy with a gun couldn't do better.
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Nov 23, 2017 22:27
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CharlestheHammer posted:One that honestly wouldn't be that useful. They can jump like a motherfucker, can't they?
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Nov 23, 2017 22:30
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Skwirl posted:They can jump like a motherfucker, can't they? They also get their poo poo wrecked by 12 year old gymnasts.
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AceOfFlames posted:For a minute there I confused Komodus Rex with Moorkus Rex and now I want a Hollywood adaptation of Lost Eden. I've got a better Rex https://youtu.be/dY7gsUL9Xkk
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Nov 23, 2017 22:41
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Davros1 posted:A planet of lizard people, aliens come to visit under the guise of friendship. They look just like the lizard people, but it turns out underneath, they're humans! Jurassic Park only it's about the staff and guests realizing that they're automatons trapped in a future theme park where dinosaurs go to live out their fantasies of escaping and killing humans. I call it...Jurassic ParkWorld
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Nov 24, 2017 02:10
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that scene in the first Jurassic Park where the egg hatches? It's like that, but with the moon.
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Nov 24, 2017 02:13
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The moon hatching is the plot of Dead Space 3, as I recall.
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Nov 24, 2017 02:24
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That scene in the first jurassic park where laura dern is up to her elbowns in dino poop? But with a raptor and a mountain of cocaine
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Nov 24, 2017 02:24
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A charming family comedy where Blue, Rexie, and a forgotten third Indominus hatchling who's imprinted on them as her parents all have to navigate the trials and tribulations of a mixed-species family in a human's world.
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Nov 24, 2017 04:19
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A movie where it's revealed that the humans were the exhibits and the dines were the customers all along!
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Nov 24, 2017 14:18
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Dinosaurs aren't real and fossil records are fake. We are just another layer of Jusrrassic Park
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Nov 24, 2017 14:38
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A financial disaster movie where the dinosaurs keep re-evolving into birds and flying away which forces the park to close.
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Nov 24, 2017 15:42
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Turns out Jurassic World was just Chapter 2 in The Book of Henry
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Nov 24, 2017 15:51
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CharlestheHammer posted:Like there is nothing a raptor can do that a guy with a gun couldn't do better. But what if the raptor had a gun
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Nov 24, 2017 17:04
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got any sevens posted:Unless they're stopped now, this will become a planet...of dinosaurs.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:31
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achillesforever6 posted:dinosaurs of the massive size like sauropods could not be able to exist on present day earth due to O2 levels on earth being way lower today compared to the Mesozoic Insect passive respiration really blew my mind in Bio class.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:51
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Godzilla, however, is total science fact. Do not dispute me.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:03
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Godzilla is powered by radiation so it totally checks out.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:12
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GrandpaPants posted:But what if the raptor had a gun What if the raptor was a gun?
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Nov 24, 2017 18:32
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"Mankind was not made to play God!" "No.....we were made to play Gun." *transforms into raptor-sized gun, is picked up by Blue*
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Neurolimal posted:"Mankind was not made to play God!" We're through the looking glass here, people ...
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Davros1 posted:Turns out Jurassic World was just Chapter 2 in The Book of Henry I think someone just said this. Also that movie didn't get enough love and some creepo described it as Sarah Silverman rapes a young boy instead of, she gently plants a kiss on a boy dying of cancer and it's actually sweet and if the boy had any prurient interest in Sarah's character (he doesn't and is convinced she's an alkie) that would have been pretty hot cuz it's Sarah.
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Nov 24, 2017 19:17
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ChickenMedium posted:What if the raptor was a gun? It's like Transformers but instead of robots they're dinosaurs! ...hmm.
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GrandpaPants posted:It's like Transformers but instead of robots they're dinosaurs! Some kind of....Robosaurs.
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Nov 24, 2017 21:18
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Westworld but instead of robots they are dinosaurs
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Fried Watermelon posted:Westworld but instead of robots they are dinosaurs And instead of robots, they're genetically engineered creatures
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Fried Watermelon posted:Westworld but instead of robots they are dinosaurs It's kind of cool that we still don't know what Westworld 3.0 is gonna be. They hinted that it might be Samurai World but nobody spoil this for me cuz it'll be good either way. And it was a genius move to not specify what the world outside was.
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