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Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

Yep, that owns.

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MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Fans of Stubby Bob: Your faith shall be rewarded. Thus spaketh the Finnegan.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 15:05

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

Right thread.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 16:21

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

Ya did good.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 17:08

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

MrYenko posted:

Fans of Stubby Bob: Your faith shall be rewarded. Thus spaketh the Finnegan.

It is a holy poo poo episode.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 20:50

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

I want to get on MR BONES WILD RIDE.

# ? Nov 25, 2017 20:56

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

2spoopy2furious

# ? Nov 26, 2017 00:01

donut: Feb 4, 2001

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

Please tell me the sunglasses are the brake lights.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 03:09

Chillbro Baggins: Oct 8, 2004; Bad Angus! Bad!

boxen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PluQxuEZazo

My old work had an identical dozers to this one sitting around for test purposes, and I had to drive it around on on occasion. The clutches were worn and the brakes only barely worked, but I did find myself singing that song when I had to operate it for any length of time.

Also a young Lisa Simpson.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 10:05

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I feel like this is the right thread.

40 pictures here: https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=97915354&fks=97915354

# ? Nov 26, 2017 20:42

ishikabibble: Jan 21, 2012

MrYenko posted:

Fans of Stubby Bob: Your faith shall be rewarded. Thus spaketh the Finnegan.

I don't think I've ever seen Finnegan so excited before

# ? Nov 26, 2017 21:18

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

post awesome ai car poo poo from da share zone

# ? Nov 26, 2017 21:30

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

BraveUlysses posted:

da share zone

Tired but strong

# ? Nov 26, 2017 22:01

0toShifty: Aug 21, 2005; 0 to Stiffy?

evobatman posted:

I feel like this is the right thread.

40 pictures here: https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=97915354&fks=97915354

If this was in Texas, you'd be in the wrong thread. However, the fact that it's in Norway makes it quite amazing.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:06

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

Pity it's a Dodge.

Should've used a Fjord.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:24

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

BraveUlysses posted:

post awesome ai car poo poo from da share zone

gently caress YEAH im RAD

Ridin
And jerkin mah
Dick muffler BITCH

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:24

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

InitialDave posted:

Pity it's a Dodge.

Should've used a Fjord.

Boooooooo

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:27

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

Dagen H posted:

Boooooooo

I have a similarly bad joke about this Mercedes V12 engined Mustang.

I'd have called it Project Tirpitz.

It's a large lump of German metal hidden in a F(j)ord.

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Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

donut posted:

Please tell me the sunglasses are the brake lights.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:44

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

Ownes bones.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:47

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

InitialDave posted:

I have a similarly bad joke about this Mercedes V12 engined Mustang.

I'm the proudly solid rear axle.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 20:49

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

InitialDave posted:

I have a similarly bad joke about this Mercedes V12 engined Mustang.

I'd have called it Project Tirpitz.

It's a large lump of German metal hidden in a F(j)ord.

I really didn�t want to, but I laughed a lot.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 21:16

Imperador do Brasil: Nov 18, 2005; Rotor-rific

I forget who originally linked to the page to buy this, but my blipshift JDM wheels shirt showed up today.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 22:29

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not 100% this is the right thread for it but my heart is telling me so.

I showed this to my car friends. They didn't get it. Should I kill them or just not be friends with them? :mad:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 00:33

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I showed this to my car friends. They didn't get it. Should I kill them or just not be friends with them?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 00:35

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

Imperador do Brasil posted:

I forget who originally linked to the page to buy this, but my blipshift JDM wheels shirt showed up today.

That was me, you're welcome, and I'm pissed at myself for deciding not to buy one. Not least of which because I own three of those wheels.
It's even the most '80s burgundy.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 00:58

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

InitialDave posted:

Pity it's a Dodge.

Should've used a Fjord.

I don't boo you for making the joke; I boo you for beating me to it.

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wallaka: Jun 8, 2010; Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

InitialDave posted:

I have a similarly bad joke about this Mercedes V12 engined Mustang.

[timg] https://i.imgur.com/loC4ARb.jpg[/timg]

[timg] https://i.imgur.com/J4BPsNM.jpg[/timg]

I'd have called it Project Tirpitz.

It's a large lump of German metal hidden in a F(j)ord.

gently caress you, we're going to sink the Bismarck, the terror of the sea

/Johnnie Horton

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wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Good repair job.

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# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:17

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Is that a band aid?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:40

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Collateral Damage posted:

Is that a band aid?

Yes.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 16:40

slidebite: Nov 6, 2005; Good egg

Imperador do Brasil posted:

I forget who originally linked to the page to buy this, but my blipshift JDM wheels shirt showed up today.

I dig that. I spot at least 2, possibly 3 280ZX rims there. Top right a Z rim or a Toyota rim?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:02

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

slidebite posted:

I dig that. I spot at least 2, possibly 3 280ZX rims there. Top right a Z rim or a Toyota rim?

Toyota Supra, MKII, and Celica GTS of similar years.
Top left is 280ZX, middle top is 84-5 RX-7 GSL-SE
middle left is Toyota 4Runner, etc.? Middle middle is 2nd gen Celica, I think, middle right is 81-84 12A RX-7
Bottom right is.. 200SX? Bottom Middle is definitely 200SX. Bottom right is ?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:06

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Good repair job.

I did this on a quarter panel dent once on my WRX. I used a Hello Kitty band-aid, though, which I feel is a superior choice. :colbert:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:10

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Fifty Three posted:

I did this on a quarter panel dent once on my WRX. I used a Hello Kitty band-aid, though, which I feel is a superior choice.

nice.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:58

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

So, while looking around trying to identify those wheels, I found this:
http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/453915/blog/39049109/
Sample:

So. Many, vintage. JDM. wheels.

Also, this guy here modified an AE86 Hot Wheel into a very nicely done StarQuest Turbo:
http://blistercards.blogspot.com/2013/10/ae86-to-widebody-starionconquest.html

And I'm going to leave this here:

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Dennis McClaren: Mar 28, 2007; "Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!

In the spirit of cool wheels - spotted at the library :

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FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

nice, I grew up near there.

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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dennis McClaren posted:

In the spirit of cool wheels - spotted at the library :

Holy gently caress.

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Guinness: Sep 15, 2004

So many wheels on new cars today are terrible.

The worst are the "directional" wheels, except they are all the same so on one side of the car they go one direction, and on the other side of the car they go the other. Really terrible. I know directional wheels aren't a recent invention, so how have we not learned that they are universally awful yet?

Example:

Looks ok-ish from this angle, at least the wheels flow the right way.

Agh what the gently caress they are backwards!

# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:58

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