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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

extra stout posted:

shadow of war is already 40 percent off and: i'm not loving buying it

they gotta learn their lesson for scamming

i will not buy the orc killer sequel until it's eight dollars, and i'm actually posting about it because i can't sleep

Same but not because I care about lootboxes or anything retarded like that

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Diablo one and Diablo two are incredibly dull games. You walk around clicking on uninteresting trash monsters hoping they'll drop some cool leather belt for you

Dungeon Keeper, now there's a fun game with demons. Never did play the sequel but the original was incredibly fun

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Alpha Centauri is a poo poo game for poo poo players who can't handle an actually thought out game like civ4.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
diablo 2 was a slot machine simulator

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
Playing any Diablo or Diablo-like on non-hardcore means you are 100% a pussy who can't handle any kind of adversity in life

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Panzeh posted:

Alpha Centauri is a poo poo game for poo poo players who can't handle an actually thought out game like civ4.
Making Civ accessible to retarded human beings like myself was the best decision Firaxis made. Civ IV and earlier were unendearing chores with poor UI.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

veni veni veni posted:

I have no horse in this race because I don't really care about LOTR and I thought Shadow of Mordor was pretty mediocre, but everyone who has actually played Shadow of War seems to think the loot box drama is super overblown.

Fine by me, any and all backlash to lootboxes is welcome

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
goldeneye was poo poo

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
the specialists was a better mod than counter strike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adtMJly42hg

being able to independently fire dual pistols and manually rack a shotgun was kick rear end

that and the whole bullet time thing

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Playing any Diablo or Diablo-like on non-hardcore means you are 100% a pussy who can't handle any kind of adversity in life

Playing a blizzard game is adversity enough these days.

Magius1337est posted:

goldeneye was poo poo

Look who had no friends in the nineties

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

romanowski posted:

actually I agree, I legitimately dislike the SMW art style compared to SM3 but I'm not sure I can really explain why

SMW is a hideous game and Mario's spritework in it is particularly bad. It's fun to play, don't get me wrong, but Nintendo didn't really figure out 16bit sprites until Super Mario All Stars.

DancingShade posted:

Fire Emblem is a trash hybrid of dating simulators and extremely simplified tactical combat. I don't know why it's so popular.

I was really into the first Fire Emblem released in the West for the GBA, before there was all this dating nonsense in them. I stopped playing when I realized the power switch was getting loose from how often I reset after a lucky hit killed one of my troops. The endgame in FE games is (or at least was) completely devoid of strategy or fun - it's always obvious at that point how to maximize your chances of survival and just comes down to rolling the RNG dice until everything comes up your way.

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Was jade empire racist?

E: well fine I’m going to talk about jade empire and bioware rpgs. I think it was cool. I always played as the dude with the dragon tattoo cause he was badass. I also choose kicks because it was cool to kick people to death. Focus was lame and the sword skill was cartoonish towards the end. The twist still blew my goddamned brain (at age like 11 ish when I played it). Magic was underused. I used rock powers cause I played like a pussy; tempest poo poo looked the coolest.

The tiger man was alright. Demon guy with the little girl was cool. Liked the crazy inventor guy. But mini games. Why. If I wanted to play galaxium 2 electric bugoloo I’d play a different game

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Nov 25, 2017

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Eela6 posted:

:golfclap: you've get ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

Maya Fey posted:

in dxhr they upped the ante by having Jensen let his girlfriend gently caress a guy with no dick
I actually meant Adam Jensen. J.C. probably has a working dong since Paul has a reciept for porn in his email.
Also lol, people buying porn in 2052.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

also Super Mario Odyssey is fun and a step in the right direction even if it's not the second coming of Mario Jesus, and it is astoundingly funny to me when I see people complain that the 100 jump jump rope challenge is "impossible". it's literally one button lmao, you need to press one single button 100 times slightly faster as you go on. there's no trick to it, you just need better hand eye coordination than an alcoholic rhesus monkey, and yet every time someone brings up the game on SA some poor person apparently born without fully articulated thumbs jumps in to complain about the loving jump rope, like clockwork

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I played Civ 5 as my first Civ game and it was extremely boring and I find the hype behind the game/series baffling.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Civ II was pretty great, it's gone downhill since

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Beyond Earth wasn't that bad

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Civ5 is the best civ

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Every few years goons come out and say "this new Call of Duty is actually really good". No it's not. You just skipped the last few so you aren't burned out on it atm. They are all poo poo. COD4 was the last time the series did anything remotely interesting.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
The last call of duty I played was modern warfare 2

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Constantly demanding they reinvent the wheel is like half of why games are loving horrible now and we have fps progression systems etc.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Civ V was a decent concept, ruined by the fact they made small civilizations with four or so cities by far the most effective way to play, in a game supposedly about exploring, colonizing and expansion.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

System Shock 2 had some nice ideas but was ruined by the crappy combat system. Oh you want to use that shotgun? Sorry, you haven't learned the skill yet to point it and pull the trigger. Meanwhile, here come some shambling, mindless, infected guys who will put a bullet between your eyes from a thousand yards, good luck.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I have put hundreds of hours into every civ game except 6. I just don't like it.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
There's no such thing as a good phone game, you're just addicted to gambling.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

veni veni veni posted:

Every few years goons come out and say "this new Call of Duty is actually really good". No it's not. You just skipped the last few so you aren't burned out on it atm. They are all poo poo. COD4 was the last time the series did anything remotely interesting.

I won't lie: I liked Black Ops more than I probably should have. It was really nice dumb fun. But you're not wrong about CoD4 being the gem of the series so far.

Fun fact: "Infinity Ward" is not actually Infinity Ward. Literally, and I do mean literally, every single person of importance jumped ship like the titanic during the Activision blow up, and 90% of the ones that matter ended up at Respawn Entertainment. Infinity Ward, as it exists now, consists entirely of the interns that weren't taken in the exodus and ex-Treyarch employees (well, at first, I'm sure they've hired people since).

Also fun fact: The actual people behind CoD4 era IW were once 2015, Inc. doing Medal of Honor games for EA, which is also why that series suddenly started sucking (they left to do CoD1). I'm sure with Respawn being bought by EA their next "respawn" is around the corner..

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

new phone who dis posted:

There's no such thing as a good phone game, you're just addicted to gambling.

There's still good stuff out there, it's just that you have to dive into a pile of poo poo to find it.

I recommend any of the Rockstar ported games, Smash Hit is a fun time waster, etc.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

new phone who dis posted:

There's no such thing as a good phone game, you're just addicted to gambling.

idk man i play xcom and chrono trigger and ff:t on my phone? sometimes king of dragon pass if i'm feeling a bit silly

e: sometimes i'll load up a GTA game just to listen to one of the radio stations in lieu of a podcast or something

double-e: it's a drat shame that chrono cross is apparently not available for phones because i haven't played it and am kinda curious.

Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Nov 25, 2017

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

new phone who dis posted:

I have put hundreds of hours into every civ game except 6. I just don't like it.

Civ 6 has a ton of major problems and so did Civ 5.

I will ABSOLUTELY hold that Civ 4: Beyond the Sword is absolutely the best Civ game. Is this even an unpopular opinion?

Stoatbringer posted:

System Shock 2 had some nice ideas but was ruined by the crappy combat system. Oh you want to use that shotgun? Sorry, you haven't learned the skill yet to point it and pull the trigger. Meanwhile, here come some shambling, mindless, infected guys who will put a bullet between your eyes from a thousand yards, good luck.

Honestly it sounds like you might have just been bad at System Shock 2.

By like the 2nd area I'm usually cheesing implants and hypos to be able to run on walls (yes, it's possible with the wonky physics engines) spraying dual overloaded laser pistols on a toggle.. plus I beat the whole game with a wrench and laser sword on the max difficulty.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Blazing Ownager posted:

Civ 6 has a ton of major problems and so did Civ 5.

I will ABSOLUTELY hold that Civ 4: Beyond the Sword is absolutely the best Civ game. Is this even an unpopular opinion?

Yes because changing the spaces from squares to hexes and getting rid of unit stacking was a massive improvement

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Blazing Ownager posted:

I will ABSOLUTELY hold that Civ 4: Beyond the Sword is absolutely the best Civ game. Is this even an unpopular opinion?

I think it's a pretty common one. All three of these opinions seem pretty common:
1. Civ IV BTS is the best Civ Game, but Civ V is still OK. (This is how I feel).
2. Civ IV BTS is the best Civ game, and Civ V is garbage.
3. Civ V is the best Civ game.

I don't really know very many Civ VI partisans.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

fridge corn posted:

Yes because changing the spaces from squares to hexes and getting rid of unit stacking was a massive improvement

This is the normal reply but I'm going to call bullshit. Why? Because the AI can't use the hexes right and the multiplayer sucks.

I mean right AT ALL, the AI literally still has no idea how to use a loving hex. So basically they swapped to a tactical hex system over a square system that game itself cannot handle and only the player can exploit and I think it's assss despite liking hexes better.

I'll take squares that the AI knows how to move through.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Nov 25, 2017

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

normally i'll basically forget civ/4x games exist for about eighteen months at a time before binging the poo poo out of one for a week or so, luckily this discussion is reminding me of all the things that suck about the current crop and is inoculating me well, like some kinda fuckin dork nerd vaccine

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

fridge corn posted:

Yes because changing the spaces from squares to hexes and getting rid of unit stacking was a massive improvement

this, but ironically

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Eela6 posted:

I think it's a pretty common one. All three of these opinions seem pretty common:
1. Civ IV BTS is the best Civ Game, but Civ V is still OK. (This is how I feel).
2. Civ IV BTS is the best Civ game, and Civ V is garbage.
3. Civ V is the best Civ game.

I don't really know very many Civ VI partisans.

I'm pretty square in the #2 category because Civ 5 made roads punish the player rather than be key, got rid of capitol distance mattering, added loving Global Happiness. God drat it I hate Global Happiness.. winning a war only for your people to hate you because you took towns that hate you with no way to fix the town because it's global.... fuuuuuuuck. The only way to make people happy is to slaughter and murder everyone and never take territory.

Oh yeah, the removal of tech trading for random bullshit and the lack of need for trade routes to swap resources (goodbye, road blockages) makes me say gently caress Civ 5 even after expansions.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Blazing Ownager posted:

This is the normal reply but I'm going to call bullshit. Why? Because the AI can't use the hexes right and the multiplayer sucks.

I mean right AT ALL, the AI literally still has no idea how to use a loving hex. So basically they swapped to a tactical hex system over a square system that game itself cannot handle and only the player can exploit and I think it's assss despite liking hexes better.

I'll take squares that the AI knows how to move through.

Meh I never fired up a Civ game for a challenge, it was more of a chill out game for me. I always played on a difficulty where I had to pay attention to what I was doing but was never in any real danger of losing. I was fine with the dumb ai cuz it was fun outwitting it and winning often with inferior forces

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

fridge corn posted:

Meh I never fired up a Civ game for a challenge, it was more of a chill out game for me. I always played on a difficulty where I had to pay attention to what I was doing but was never in any real danger of losing. I was fine with the dumb ai cuz it was fun outwitting it and winning often with inferior forces

I just hate spending hours to build up a proper army then face an enemy that sends it's general ahead of it's army followed by 1 swordsman a turn for 3 turns..

Also the AI in Civ 6 has no idea how to tech up and the fact they NEVER drop a grudge makes them intolerable. The fact you can't pacify city happiness is balls. gently caress 5+6.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate spending hours to build up a proper army then face an enemy that sends it's general ahead of it's army followed by 1 swordsman a turn for 3 turns..

Also the AI in Civ 6 has no idea how to tech up and the fact they NEVER drop a grudge makes them intolerable. The fact you can't pacify city happiness is balls. gently caress 5+6.

Turn the difficulty up? 🤔 idk about Civ 6 haven't played it

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Blazing Ownager posted:

I won't lie: I liked Black Ops more than I probably should have. It was really nice dumb fun. But you're not wrong about CoD4 being the gem of the series so far.

Fun fact: "Infinity Ward" is not actually Infinity Ward. Literally, and I do mean literally, every single person of importance jumped ship like the titanic during the Activision blow up, and 90% of the ones that matter ended up at Respawn Entertainment. Infinity Ward, as it exists now, consists entirely of the interns that weren't taken in the exodus and ex-Treyarch employees (well, at first, I'm sure they've hired people since).

Also fun fact: The actual people behind CoD4 era IW were once 2015, Inc. doing Medal of Honor games for EA, which is also why that series suddenly started sucking (they left to do CoD1). I'm sure with Respawn being bought by EA their next "respawn" is around the corner..

I'm still kind of shocked that EA bought Respawn with how much of a seething hatred Vince Zampella seems to have for big publishers and their whole thing at the beginning seemed to about remaining independent and holding their own IP's. I'm guessing it wasn't a move they wanted to make, but that's what happens when your game doesn't sell a fraction of what it deserves to.

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Blazing Ownager posted:

There's still good stuff out there, it's just that you have to dive into a pile of poo poo to find it.

I recommend any of the Rockstar ported games, Smash Hit is a fun time waster, etc.

The GTA phone ports were pretty much unplayable with touch controls. (Or maybe I just suck).

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