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nah man it's not gay, it's just incredibly loving hot. i'm more into trans women loving cis women but anything involving a trans woman is usually good, unless they have that wrong facial bone structure. sorry I just can't.
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forward pass posted:I made a chess set. This is hilariously impressive. Is this something you will sell? Just curious if you're doing it for money or the lols or what.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:55 |
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Piggy Smalls posted:I have recently been big on Pornhub of watching ladyboys using their penises on men ( as in dominating them). Am I gay? Am I in love with penises? Lots of flavors of gay, if you think it is useful to describe yourself as one, then ~follow ur heart~
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:55 |
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Spinster posted:This is hilariously impressive. Is this something you will sell? Just curious if you're doing it for money or the lols or what. Nah, just for fun. Someone made a 3D printable version in the comments, though.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:57 |
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Before I "make love" to anyone I hold two separate interviews, one with me, the other with my penis, with me shielded behind a curtain for privacy of course. Afterwards they get a follow-up call from a neutral third party to ensure that everyone is satisfied and on the same page. Once complete I begin making formal arrangements.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:58 |
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Piggy Smalls posted:I have recently been big on Pornhub of watching ladyboys using their penises on men ( as in dominating them). Am I gay?
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:58 |
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When asking yourself "am I gay" or bi or whatever, consider this Will calling yourself gay help you get more of the kind of sex you want If the answer is yes, then there you go
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:01 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EDRqPaB03I&t=146s
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:01 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:When asking yourself "am I gay" or no or whatever, consider this I'm gay?
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:02 |
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Slap people in the face with them
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:02 |
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This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my penis is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my partner who is trying to gently caress me. I must shoot him before he shoots me.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:02 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO THE VCR
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:04 |
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Big Beef City posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO THE VCR Ow?
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:05 |
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Big Beef City posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO THE VCR
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:07 |
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Big Beef City posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY PENIS INTO THE VCR
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:13 |
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When I was younger, one of my best friends was very troubled one day and I asked what was up. He was clearly very embarrassed, but he asked if your penis is supposed to curve A LOT. I recoiled and said "NO!" like he was some sort of freak and I feel bad about it to this day.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:21 |
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which way did it curve? If it was left or right or made a spiral, probably the right call on your part. If it was a normal boner, maybe he was just freaked out and you traumatized him and you should have inspected it more closely. Or maybe it curved downward enough that he could you know, do himself and wanted to show you that. again, you missed out on something there.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:24 |
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Had Hitler figured out how to make dicks bigger instead of gassing Jews we'd all be speaking German right now
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:24 |
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having a messed up dick must be v depressing theres an imgur album out there of messed up dicks and it's kinda sad I've examined a hell of a lot of cocks irl and on the internets and fortunately they mostly seem to be good.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:27 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:Seems like they best ones I've encountered have been wasted on perfectly lousy people I have nice peen and am a lousy person this checks out
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:29 |
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FogHelmut posted:This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my penis is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my partner who is trying to gently caress me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 05:33 |
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Big Beef City posted:which way did it curve? Unfortunately, we were merely shooting hoops in his driveway and I had no desire to begin my path to a medical degree. That said, I probably did give him a complex.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 06:21 |
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No two dicks are alike, but they all have their charms and they're all beautiful. My own is average-sized, but it's a very nice dick with pleasing contours. It used to get compliments from assorted boyfriends, and it's a shame no one sees it but me these days.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 10:20 |
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I've had a tube up my penis and a had anaesthesia injected into it. And before and since I've had many good masturbation experiences with that penis. We've been through a lot together and for all its flaws, it's mine.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 10:27 |
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My penis is a loving dick.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 10:40 |
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King Possum III posted:No two dicks are alike, but they all have their charms and they're all beautiful. My two dicks are alike, tho, is that weird?
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 11:21 |
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Cnut the Great posted:My penis is a loving dick. Same
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 12:27 |
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Big Beef City posted:My two dicks are alike, tho, is that weird? You need to diversify your dildo collection
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 12:33 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:I disagree, especially if a guy doesn't have a lot going on in terms of personality and he's just attractive enough, you might take a chance with him sexually but find out his dick is mediocre, which is a bit of a letdown.
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mind the walrus posted:Now I've got to know what constitutes a mediocre dick. 4 inches girth mild upward curve
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 13:24 |
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That is just extremely specific enough to be believable.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 13:32 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:fun fact for your next dinner party: a penis bone is called a baculum funner fact the "rib" god took from adam to make eve was probably the baculum and thats why man has no penis bone
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 15:30 |
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hackbunny posted:funner fact the "rib" god took from adam to make eve was probably the baculum and thats why man has no penis bone any god that steals my penis bone is no god of mine
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 16:18 |
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hackbunny posted:funner fact the "rib" god took from adam to make eve was probably the baculum and thats why man has no penis bone That's not true, because men have one less rib than women* *A real thing people in my family believed
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 16:21 |
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So when I'm loving a woman I'm loving a part of my own penis God works in mysterious ways.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 16:21 |
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Mega64 posted:So when I'm loving a woman I'm loving a part of my own penis theres nothing more gay than having sex with women
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Holy poo poo, just realized that's what that thing is between my legs. Talk about a game-changer.
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