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Mak0rz posted:Molting looks like a lot of hard work but I bet it feels real satisfying. We lowly vertebrates will never know what it's like. You can take a particular steroid that makes the soles of your feet come off in one large cast of dead skin. It must be pretty close. (I've always wanted to try it)
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I don't know why I just watched a 20 minute long video of eating a giant bird murder crab https://youtu.be/ir-7x3NWpl4
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shadow puppet of a posted:You can take a particular steroid that makes the soles of your feet come off in one large cast of dead skin. no thank you
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Mak0rz posted:no thank you don't downplay the beauty of the human molting process.  Imagine walking on soft carpet with that fresh new footskin. You'd climax for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qJFr52BsY
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shadow puppet of a posted:don't downplay the beauty of the human molting process. Unnggghh...satisfying
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naem posted:I don't know why I just watched a 20 minute long video of eating a giant bird murder crab
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Didn’t realize we had so many crabamaniacs runnin’ wild on these very forums. It warms my heart to see so many stupid newbies and crusty GBS veterans come together for the mini crab fest here. Thanks guys! 
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naem posted:I don't know why I just watched a 20 minute long video of eating a giant bird murder crab Coconut crabs look like Starship Trooper alien monsters
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I wish every single one of those crabs a long, healthy and happy life.
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If I had a pet crab I'd name him Claws McGraws.
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This is now my 2nd favorite thread. I also love some big king crab/snow crab legs with butter and lemon goddamn! Never had any luck with the claw-meat, but frankly I grow impatient when there is crab to be had. Also so for real I've seen on Food Network like a million times, right after those crabs molt you batter, flour, fry them, and eat them whole? Is that how it really works? Shell and all? How is that? The shell-and-all part just seems weird but it sure looks good on a po'boy or roll or white bread or whatever.
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Dr. Faustus posted:This is now my 2nd favorite thread. Soft-shell crab shells are soft.
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Dr. Faustus posted:This is now my 2nd favorite thread. It is weird at first, but when the chitin is soft like that it's totally fine. I was introduced to it through sushi rolls(spider rolls!)
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Ok this thread is weird. I come here for the kill-or-be-killed mentality of GBS and I don't give 1/100th of a poo poo about crabs otherwise but every time I read a few posts in this thread I realize I have a great big smile on my face. Maybe I need to get my crab on?
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Ok this thread is weird. I come here for the kill-or-be-killed mentality of GBS and I don't give 1/100th of a poo poo about crabs otherwise but every time I read a few posts in this thread I realize I have a great big smile on my face. Yes.
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Dr. Faustus posted:This is now my 2nd favorite thread. It takes quite a while for shells to harden after a molt.
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The man with the pet crab eats _____ videos also has a bunch of weird videos of himself exercising his hands and using them to crush things like a crab https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCElnuKAXeS9u9Z_yn5bA-GA
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poverty goat posted:The man with the pet crab eats _____ videos also has a bunch of weird videos of himself exercising his hands and using them to crush things like a crab 
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poverty goat posted:The man with the pet crab eats _____ videos also has a bunch of weird videos of himself exercising his hands and using them to crush things like a crab this dude knows what he wants out of life
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poverty goat posted:The man with the pet crab eats _____ videos also has a bunch of weird videos of himself exercising his hands and using them to crush things like a crab SniperWoreConverse posted:this dude knows what he wants out of life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xsBD9bRjM OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Nov 27, 2017 |
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crab babs  it's weird this doesn't give me the same horrified reaction as a ball of baby spiders would, with them having the same amount of legs and all.
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Cicadas! posted:crab babs  and spiders bug meThat's really weird, you're right
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Crabs are the Selena Gomez' of the multi-legged animal kingdom. Even when you know they are ragged and gross and strung out, they are still kinda cute because of the big head, and big expressive baby-like eyes. Spiders are the Taylor Swift, where the appendages are too long for its head, the eyes are small and angry even if she's dressed up in a onesie at a children's charity, you instinctively can feel the danger and venom sacs concealed behind the segmented eyes and defensive hairs.
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Hey hey HEY! I don't want no poo poo-talkin' 'bout those misunderstood crab-cousins, Aranae! another craaaab spider  and of course the arachnophobe's only exception  lmao get owned you soggy-rear end weasel wannabe! (poor guy...)  Also, I found a crab spider on my ceiling this morning and tossed him into the tank for some natural cricket control 
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ContraBoss posted:Also, I found a crab spider on my ceiling this morning and tossed him into the tank for some natural cricket control How does it feel... to be a god?
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shadow puppet of a posted:don't downplay the beauty of the human molting process. You could totally fry that up. Make a blue cheese dumpling with fried molted skin soles.
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ContraBoss posted:Hey hey HEY! I don't want no poo poo-talkin' 'bout those misunderstood crab-cousins, Aranae! Spiders are like crabs with fangs and so they own
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Arrhythmia posted:How does it feel... to be a god? Fulfilling. These lesser creatures are at my mercy. Maybe I'll forget to water them - BAM! Drought. Maybe I overwater them - BAM! Flooding. Maybe I leave for vacation and forget to leave enough food - BAM! Famine. Maybe I introduce something into the tank that they have no natural biological resistance to - BAM! Pestilence. Maybe I leave the lid open and the kitties waste no time - BAM! Predators. ...I'm a small, pathetic man I guess...
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ContraBoss posted:Fulfilling. These lesser creatures are at my mercy. Maybe I'll forget to water them - BAM! Drought. Maybe I overwater them - BAM! Flooding. Maybe I leave for vacation and forget to leave enough food - BAM! Famine. Maybe I introduce something into the tank that they have no natural biological resistance to - BAM! Pestilence. Maybe I leave the lid open and the kitties waste no time - BAM! Predators. An Old Testament God for sure
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Spinster posted:An Old Testament God for sure Precisely. Except the main difference is I feel bad if any of these things happen, and go out of my way to prevent them. I snapped some proof that you really can get crabs to trust you and even like you like any other pet. Here's Jojo climbing into my hand for his evening exercise, which he LOVES! I basically let him crawl across one hand and put my other hand in front, repeatedly, like a makeshift treadmill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DeQcVGtC6Q You can hear my wife in the other room saying, "Honey, I don't know..." because she's deliberating on choosing an IUD. I'm probably just getting neutered anyways...
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shadow puppet of a posted:The video that follows yours leaves me with so many questions. Uh oh...not sure I follow myself...is there some oversight on my part that's pretty embarrassing? We Know Catheters posted:Back fat I hear that poo poo is TASTY but I don't have the balls to slurp it up.
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We Know Catheters posted:Back fat What is that?
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ContraBoss posted:Precisely. Except the main difference is I feel bad if any of these things happen, and go out of my way to prevent them. You are a good crabo daddo.
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