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An escaped raptor stows away on the Mars mission. But wait! There's a twist: instead of a raptor hunting astronauts on Mars, they stumble across an alien time portal. But wait! There's another twist: instead of following the crew and the raptor through the portal, we smash cut to NASA control room 6 months later as the portal suddenly reactivates! Thanks to time travel, it's been 10,000 years on the other side of the portal and what's coming through is not the stowaway raptor or the astronaut crew but rather... The Dinosaucers
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Timby posted:That idea actually got as far as a second-draft script written by I think William Monahan and John Sayles; the dino hybrids were used for things like law enforcement. I remember reading a review of it on AICN ages ago. So, it was a remake of Theodore Rex?
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FlamingLiberal posted:During the long period between JP3 and JW there was some idea of doing ‘dinosaurs as weapons’ which kinda made it into JW. But in this case the concept art had them as like weird human-Dino hybrids with guns. I can’t imagine that idea went far. lol, "idea" quote:The JP4 script opens with a baseball game in the US where little leaguer are being attacked by pterosaurs. quote:Nick gets to the island and is in full command mode. He looks around for about 5 minutes, and eventually finds the Barbasol can in a stream near the wreckage of Nedry’s car (Nedry’s skeleton is still in it, btw). Nick thinks he’s home free, but of course, things can never be that simple. Nick is “ambushed” by another group of commando looking dudes who ALSO want the canister. These dudes are with the Grendel Corporation, another group who have taken over the island and want to covertly clone more dinosaurs. They want that canister too quote:Nick is taken away in the helicopter and pressured to give them the canister of embryos, but there’s yet another sort of ridiculous set piece that takes place on the mainland in which Nick dives off the helicopter onto a tourist covered beach and manages to hide the embryos in a beer chest in a local bar. That happens, Nick is knocked out by Grendel Corporation, and he is transported to Europe. quote:They decide to demonstrate how great these enhanced creatures are by using them rescue a little girl from a hostage situation. Many reasons that necessitate dinosaurs performing this mission instead of actual police are explained away. It’s dinosaur time or bust, and Nick needs to use his Navy Seal skills to whip them into shape. What does that mean? Well for starters it means a DINOSAUR TRAINING MONTAGE!!! quote:•“Did you know that I am the most sued person in the history of the world? It's in th Guinness Book, you could look it up. Prominent law schools devote entire semesters to my malfeasances, regulatory statutes bear my name- not the legacy I had in mind when I started out, but a legacy nonetheless.” - John Hammond quote:•Nick Harris regarding Nedry’s skeleton: “Looks like you've dropped a few pounds.” https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/39bun8/i_read_jurassic_park_4s_original_script_so_you/
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Nov 27, 2017 20:40
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K. Waste posted:Lifetime present Todd McFarlane's Spawn Spawn is pregnant, but it turns out the father is leading a secret life and now Spawn is in danger and he's also being stalked by someone he met on the internet!
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Nov 27, 2017 20:42
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Tars Tarkas posted:Spawn is pregnant, but it turns out the father is leading a secret life and now Spawn is in danger and he's also being stalked by someone he met on the internet! Spawn is played by Valerie Bertenelli
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Nov 27, 2017 20:54
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syscall girl posted:Spawn is played by Michael Shannon Christina Hendricks is Malbolgia, Ron Perlam is the Clown.
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Nov 27, 2017 21:06
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Grendels Dad posted:Christina Hendricks is Malbolgia, Ron Perlam is the Clown. John Leguizamo told me personally that he wants to see Kathy Bates play the Clown
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Nov 27, 2017 21:18
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syscall girl posted:Spawn is played by Valerie Bertenelli White-washing strikes again.
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Nov 27, 2017 22:41
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syscall girl posted:John Leguizamo told me personally that he wants to see Kathy Bates play the Clown
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Nov 27, 2017 22:41
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Jfc, the preview for this Duck Duck Goose movie checks off every awful modern kids movie stereotype
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got any sevens posted:Jfc, the preview for this Duck Duck Goose movie checks off every awful modern kids movie stereotype This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_R0-5ZVC3w
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got any sevens posted:Jfc, the preview for this Duck Duck Goose movie checks off every awful modern kids movie stereotype It has Spiderman, an eternally pregnant Frozen-Elsa, and nightmarish body horror?
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Nov 28, 2017 00:31
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Sounds like he's talking about Tim Riggins leaving the Dillon Tigers
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Nov 28, 2017 02:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:And they can't start re-using plots from previous Jurassic Park films, the audience would never accept anything so brazen and cheap! Jurassic Park 5: The Part Of The Lost World Novel Where Raptors Roll A Kid Around In A Cage Until He And Goldblum Escape Through A Computer Tunnel Peanut President posted:Just make TRESPASSER a movie. Woman crashes on Isla Sorna from the second movie, has to survive on the island all alone. Do this, but the woman is Bae Doona and it's a Sense8 crossover. Mameluke fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 02:45
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Life of Pi, but with dinosaurs
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got any sevens posted:Home Alone, but with dinosaurs
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Inescapable Duck posted:Probably the closest thing we've had since then was Lego Jurassic World.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:I hate to give up my secret before I corner the right Hollywood exec in the right elevator but the Home Alone principle is 50% of my can't-lose-script strategy Merry Christmas, you filthy reptile Get Shane Black to direct
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A lot of people apparently did not like the 20-minute-long Frozen 'short' before Coco, but I like this tweet about it the best. https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/935158059135062018?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw The MSJ fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 06:57
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The MSJ posted:A lot of people apparently did not like the 20-minute-long Frozen 'short' before Coco, but I like this tweet about it the best. Wait, they played a 20 minute Frozen ad instead of the usual 4 minute Pixar short in front of Coco?
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Nov 28, 2017 07:14
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wait, they played a 20 minute Frozen ad instead of the usual 4 minute Pixar short in front of Coco? It was literally supposed to be a TV special, and instead they slapped it in front of Coco.
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Nov 28, 2017 07:15
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wait, they played a 20 minute Frozen ad instead of the usual 4 minute Pixar short in front of Coco? Gotta have representation for white characters too or they'll feel forgotten and get that economic anxiety.
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Nov 28, 2017 07:18
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Magic Hate Ball posted:It was literally supposed to be a TV special, and instead they slapped it in front of Coco. That is absolutely vile
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Nov 28, 2017 07:18
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The MSJ posted:A lot of people apparently did not like the 20-minute-long Frozen 'short' before Coco, but I like this tweet about it the best. The real Mexican-american experience in coco is the extended border control scene The Frozen short was cute at least
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Nov 28, 2017 07:21
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Punkin Spunkin posted:I hate to give up my secret before I corner the right Hollywood exec in the right elevator Finally, a predator that preys on other predators
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Nov 28, 2017 08:25
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The MSJ posted:A lot of people apparently did not like the 20-minute-long Frozen 'short' before Coco, but I like this tweet about it the best. 
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Nov 28, 2017 08:59
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In Germany they are even advertising this on the poster: I went to Filmmesse Cologne this Summer (sorta like Cinemacon for Germany) and when Disney announced that they'll put the "short" in front of Coco the whole audience let out this collective groan. Remember, these are industry people attending. They laugh, they clap, they pander. There's very little negative reactions during the presentations. But this decision got very audible feedback. Of course, if you, as a theatre, tried to boycott this the answer will be: "You wanted to show Star Wars...........right?"
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Nov 28, 2017 11:53
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I think I'll wait til after it leaves theaters to see Coco Just show up 20 minutes late. Coco is really really good.
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Nov 28, 2017 11:58
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It's not too advertise Frozen to Coco viewers, it's to get frozen fans to go see Coco.
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Oh, that's okay then! It's bullshit is what it is.
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Nov 28, 2017 12:16
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The boy on the Coco poster looks a lot like Marco from Star Vs The Forces of Evil, down to the red hoodie.
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I was going to say that I like how the boy's face has clear hispanic features you'd see on, well, a hispanic kid. A lot of these sort of movies with human characters seem to fall back on the typical safe smooth exaggerated cartoon faces that it's become pretty stale.
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Nov 28, 2017 14:09
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Al Borland Corp. posted:It's not too advertise Frozen to Coco viewers, it's to get frozen fans to go see Coco. I thought it was to try keep the brand relevant since it's already seeping out of the zeitgeist and they're still working on the Frozen part of the parks.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I thought it was to try keep the brand relevant since it's already seeping out of the zeitgeist and they're still working on the Frozen part of the parks. And also making a sequel. Want to see India's first "space" movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ug9zvC9pJM
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The MSJ posted:And also making a sequel. .... which is almost exactly 2 years away! quote:The film is scheduled to be released on November 27, 2019 6 whole years will have passed from the original Frozen's release to when Frozen 2 hits cinemas so yeah, they're gonna want to do some maintenance work on that zeitgeist in the meantime Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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The MSJ posted:And also making a sequel. Does anyone know the language enough to tell if there's context to why a stage magician is a vital part of their plan to blow up an asteroid?
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Nov 28, 2017 15:41
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Right now all I can associate Frozen with is creepy flash games and gross YouTube videos with Spiderman.
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Nov 28, 2017 15:42
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Yeah, I'm not sure they need to maintain the Frozen zeitgeist with kids; they just might need to incorporate Spider-man, Paw Patrol, and inappropriate touching into the sequel to really cash in
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And needles. Don't forget needles.
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Skwirl posted:Does anyone know the language enough to tell if there's context to why a stage magician is a vital part of their plan to blow up an asteroid? Maybe he is like Nicolas Cage's character in Next, able to see the nearby future? I am somewhat confused as well.
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