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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Captain Splendid posted:

I dreamt I saw the film in a back-to-back screening followed by a comedy starring John Lithgow and Bill Clinton.

Neither made any sense.

This sounds like a hell of a doubleheader.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Oh gently caress! A new page!











Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
As with every page, some non-Porg behind the scenes stuff:

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Nice.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

:hfive:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Gonz posted:

It is downright criminal

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Use your aggressive feelings, cuntman. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus....makes you stronger. Give into your anger. Give into your hatred. Let it flow through you!

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Man that one lightsaber gets passed around a lot. Maybe finn should just get his own

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

cuntman.net posted:

this is worse than tezzor

his alt account is BarronsArtGallery

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Wank posted:

I only just realised Porg have canine teeth. They are meat eaters?

I hope there is a scene where Kylo is about to kill Luke and hundreds of Porg swarm in and start biting at him.
They're basically puffins but they have mouths/teeth instead of beaks, so they'd probably have sharp teeth, yeah. They probably mostly eat fish or fish-equivalent.

Luke totally ate a Porg.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Nessus posted:

Luke totally ate a Porg.

Luke's little island was actually fully populated before he landed.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I want Luke to act like Yoda and steal cookies from Rey

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

What am I lookin at here?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Vagene

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Show boba and vergere pls

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

What am I lookin at here?

Bitch lasagna.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/VarietyFiIm/status/935332158574604290

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


genuinely the biggest risk disney era star wars will ever take

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Galactic Empire has won

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I hope he steps on a porg and says "exsqueeze me"

Barudak
May 7, 2007


I refuse to believe this unless its footage of him getting blown up

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

Whatever.
For those who are too dense to realize, that's a fake Variety account, not the real one.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

What am I lookin at here?

A vagina gate, complete with clitoris and clitoral hood.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Yeah but from what?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
A female

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Yeah but from what?

Oh, it's a Mountain from Magic: the Gathering.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Kinda wierd but also sort of fitting to have a clock work vaginal gate as a source of red mana.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jar Jar Binks had a cameo mention in the canon Aftermath novels. IIRC he lived with the deep shame of knowing he helped create the Empire and got mad fun of by kids.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
no actually he was a vital part of the naboo senatorial team and part of palpatine's inner circle until his death

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Jar Jar Binks is the Sean Spicer of Star Wars

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Click the link guys

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Pirate jar-jar with a peg leg and a porg on his shoulder would be acceptable.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Waffles Inc. posted:

Click the link guys

Getting Rick Rolled in 2017 is like seeing an old friend you haven't seen in a long time. Missed you, dear ol' ginger buddy. :unsmith:

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
Youtube running ads has killed the Rickroll as a work of performance art, unfortunately. :(

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"






The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Not 24 hours after I saw the Trek franchise premier of Klingon nips, here's a humpback ET in a towel greeting me.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ posted:

Not 24 hours after I saw the Trek franchise premier of Klingon nips, here's a humpback ET in a towel greeting me.

Its a masseuse.

(according to the star wars youtube channel)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Hahahaha. I thought this was a Porg with a giant body for a second.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Cinnamon Bear posted:

Its a masseuse.


There's a lot of buzz around the scene where it gives Luke his happy ending.

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