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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

mods grew (their financial portfolios)

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

strangely enough, the deadliest warrior (yes, that the deadliest warrior) for xbox live games was the spiritual successor to bushido blade

Deadliest Warrior the show owned bones as long as you didn't have a stick up your rear end for accuracy or whatever, just a bunch of dumb sword nerds gushing about historical figures before some goofy re-enactment thing.

The games were fun as hell, too.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Help Im Alive posted:

I got really into fishing early on in Stardew Valley too but once I got sprinklers and stuff crops were making way more money and I started regretting picking the farm with the water (because there's not even really anything good to catch there IIRC) It was still fun trying to catch everything though

I've been doing farming and fishing but I haven't entered the mines since like week 2, both as kind of a challenge and because I hate the combat. So this time I've had to actually spend a lot of my money every day to get ore for crafting and upgrades and such. It's a fun twist

Sunning
Sep 14, 2011
Nintendo Guru

Phantasium posted:

Deadliest Warrior the show owned bones as long as you didn't have a stick up your rear end for accuracy or whatever, just a bunch of dumb sword nerds gushing about historical figures before some goofy re-enactment thing.

The games were fun as hell, too.

:Examines Pig Carcass:

"I see neck wounds!"

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
What's a good 4 player local multiplayer game for PS4?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Spring Break My Heart posted:

What's a good 4 player local multiplayer game for PS4?

Duck game

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Spring Break My Heart posted:

What's a good 4 player local multiplayer game for PS4?

Diablo the third.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Phantasium posted:

Deadliest Warrior the show owned bones as long as you didn't have a stick up your rear end for accuracy or whatever, just a bunch of dumb sword nerds gushing about historical figures before some goofy re-enactment thing.

The games were fun as hell, too.

Hell yeah, Deadliest Warrior was dope. It was obviously trashy nonsense, but you could also see everyone involved was having a blast filming the stupid thing, and that made it really compelling. Good times.

I still sometimes wonder if they actually had a Battle Simulator, and what kind of tech it was built on if they did.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Hi everyone, what's crackin


Nothin much on my end. I got a court date finally for an appeal for my disability stuff so that's exciting, I might actually get to like...pay off debts and stuff :D

KCB and I found out that there is a new Lego Marvel game, but she's sad because it doesn't have her favorite marvel character in it (Quicksilver). She feels kinda shafted in general because there is almost no good Quicksilver merchandise and she feels he was used poorly in the stuff he was used in.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/VGArtAndTidbits/status/935857568022519809

Hoping Sega will make a sequel to a game that never existed, about Sonic bringing his old band together

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Amazing that Sonic fanart precedes even Sonic the video game franchise.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

vector ripped as heck

al-azad
May 28, 2009



First glance I thought the monkey was a cute design then I realized he wasn't Tails' height, the dude is like 8 feet tall and looks creepy.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/VGArtAndTidbits/status/935857568022519809

Hoping Sega will make a sequel to a game that never existed, about Sonic bringing his old band together

isn't that what they just released under the title sonic forces

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Fun fact: From what I understand the Sonic Band was supposed to show up during the sound test, but for whatever reason it got axed at the last minute leaving a bit of free space on the cartridge which they decided to fill with the iconic crystal clear "Sega" voice sample that plays when you start the game.

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
https://twitter.com/konotaromp/status/935879568728121345

Hello Kitty is a seasoned diplomat.

Remember when she helped Sonic out last year?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/konotaromp/status/935879568728121345

Hello Kitty is a seasoned diplomat.

Remember when she helped Sonic out last year?

those are some loving gets, drat

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



talking with my brother about ruiner today since he picked it up on steam sale and it sounds like the balance patches they’ve done have vastly improved the game between the launch version i played and the one he’s playing which leaves me wondering why they launched it when they did

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
Another game not named SMTV was announced to be coming to the West next year:

quote:

about :

Omega Labyrinth Z is the most tantalizing rogue-like RPG of 2018. Battle through challenging dungeons that feature ever-changing maps, monsters and loot, as you pursue your quest for the Holy Grail, a magical object that will let the girls one true desire come to fruition.

Rumours of an item referred to as the ‘Grail of Beauty’ are whispered through the hallowed halls of the storied educational institution of Embellir Girls Academy. The Grail can grant any wish, large or small, and as the tale goes, it is hidden in a secret cave that only reveals itself on opening day of the Academy each year. Aina Akemiya, a popular young student at the academy, is fed up with feeling self-conscious about her body, and so she sets out on a grand quest to obtain the Grail of Beauty!

Key Features:

Tactical turn-based combat – Control the battlefield with expert positioning and use of skills!
Explore lengthy dungeons – Randomly generated dungeons brimming with loot is yours for the taking!
Item management made easy – The ‘Purse’ system allows you to send items back to town if your inventory fills up in a dungeon.
A shopaholics dream – Purchase items with Omega Power, even the dungeons have shops!
Breasts bursting with power – Collect Omega power to grow your breasts! As your breasts grow, so does your characters power!
Reach maximum boobage – Grow to a Z-Cup in order to unleash the ultimate attack: Hyper Omega Slash! You deflate again after using it, so time it carefully!
Level up your characters stats and skills – Utilize the ‘Faint☆Awakening’ system to improve characters by touching them until they scream with excitement!
Transform crystals into items with the power of breasts – The ‘Oppai Appraisal’ system lets you reveal the true nature of loot!
Recover in the hot springs – Get your power back in the dungeon hot springs and get to know the ladies of Omega Labyrinth Z better!
Touch anywhere, anytime – No matter where you are, in dungeons, dialogue screens or menu screens, touch the characters for unique reactions!

There's a NSFW teaser in the link above.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
:negative:

No. Why.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




lmaoo

FauxLeather
Nov 7, 2016

Um Bongo
Looks great

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


lmao that's so goddamn dumb :allears:

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
I saw the teaser before I read the press release so I was really confused around the 17-second mark.

Like oh, they have super powers.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
hahahaha loving hell.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013


Because it's a bad game and you gotta shift your handful of units somehow.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

there's gonna be a lot of handfuls shifting for sure

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

lol it's by matrix, devs of bad FF throwbacks and also bad iOS ports

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






quote:

Level up your characters stats and skills – Utilize the ‘Faint☆Awakening’ system to improve characters by touching them until they scream with excitement!

This is exactly what it sounds like, isn't it?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

yeah it's a ripoff of pokémon amie

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
The fabled Z-Cup. Spoken of only in legends. They say whomever controls the Z-Cup controls the fate of the universe.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




vita means life, switch means hometown

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I feel like boobs are not the most efficient means of appraising the value of random junk

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Anime boobs are the saddest boobs

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

FirstAidKite posted:

I feel like boobs are not the most efficient means of appraising the value of random junk

Antiques Roadshow is very different than it was when I was younger

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
I look inwards when I am self-conscience of my appearance. Others look for magical goblets or something.

Also what happens if they move the opening day of the school because of like, snow or something? Does this magical door also adhere to the administrative calendar?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Really Pants posted:

just think of all the drugs you can buy off TOR now

only 豚外国人 use bitcoin, japanese drug dealers won't touch your fake worthless bytes

ブー ブー

Phantasium posted:

Deadliest Warrior the show owned bones as long as you didn't have a stick up your rear end for accuracy or whatever, just a bunch of dumb sword nerds gushing about historical figures before some goofy re-enactment thing.

The games were fun as hell, too.

yeah i fuckin loved deadliest warrior. samurai vs viking was my favorite episode

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Nov 29, 2017

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
"Darn, there's no good porn for my breast expansion fetish, guess I better put these hundreds of thousands of game development dollars to use somehow"

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/konotaromp/status/935879568728121345

Hello Kitty is a seasoned diplomat.

Remember when she helped Sonic out last year?

Hello Kitty's arms are freaking me out

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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


CJacobs posted:

"Darn, there's no good porn for my breast expansion fetish, guess I better put these hundreds of thousands of game development dollars to use somehow"

and people say capitalism is bad

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