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Ak Gara posted:It's like watching a medical show and at the start of the episode a man is up 2 ladders on top of another latter in a thunderstorm using a chainsaw to remove a beehive and then someone down the street dies of a sudden and unexpected aneurysm.
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Ak Gara posted:...I don't need to deliver this today... God drat it. There's a joke right there that I can't quite grab. Like a mix between General Hospital and Misdirection so the show is called Misdirection General or something, but I can't get anything satisfying to work. (my struggle is your schadenfreude)
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Ak Gara posted:...I don't need to deliver this today... Pretty sure there's episodes of House that start like this.
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saltylopez posted:Pretty sure there's episodes of House that start like this. They usually don't die in House's cold open. That'd be Six Feet Under.
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Regalingualius posted:"What is HonorBuddy?", Alex. gently caress you botter
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Matt Lauer: Fired. Garrison Keillor: Fired. Remember how bad 2016 was for killing celebrities? 2017's like that except it's coming for their careers.
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saltylopez posted:Pretty sure there's episodes of House that start like this. Pretty sure that's every intro of any episode of House
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Phanatic posted:Matt Lauer: Fired. in 2018 celebrities will be put to death for their sex crimes 
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china bot posted:in 2018 celebrities will be put to death for their sex crimes If only they had had the foresight to become politicians instead.
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in 2018 the president of the united states will still be an admitted serial sexual assaulter
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Phanatic posted:Matt Lauer: Fired. Al Franken is the worst because neuMinnesota is going to replace him with a Republican. I remember hating him for his regressive policies on net-neutrality but now I hate him because someone worse will be in his senate seat. 
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2019: the executioners will be accused of sex crimes e: not to be confused with the x-ecutioners
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china bot posted:2019: the executioners will be accused of sex crimes #itsgoingdown
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Phanatic posted:Matt Lauer: Fired. "2016: The year your favorite celebrity died. 2017: The year your favorite celebrity is dead to you."
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china bot posted:2019: the executioners will be accused of sex crimes 2020: sex-ecutioners. seriously, 2016- that guy you liked? He's dead now. 2017-that guy you liked? He's a pervert now. beaten!
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Achernar posted:2020: sex-ecutioners. 
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Achernar posted:2020: sex-ecutioners. Louis CK was so great. wtf Louis
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Ak Gara posted:It's like watching a medical show and at the start of the episode a man is up 2 ladders on top of another latter in a thunderstorm using a chainsaw to remove a beehive and then someone down the street dies of a sudden and unexpected aneurysm. Elementary did this a few times (usually the person on the ladder ends up being the witness etc., or in one case they were the victim but because something completely different happened). Good show.
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Achernar posted:2020: sex-ecutioners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBR3a_YNfYo
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ExecuDork posted:Sure, but two points.
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Oh my lord, this is amazing. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/al-franken-should-resign-thats-absurd/ Washington Post op-ed, arguing that it's absurd to suggest that Al Franken should resign: quote:My friend Pastor B.D. Christensen said something so good Sunday morning that I woke up and wrote it down: “[something something] . . . about making peace with the mistakes of the past [blah blah blah] and learning from them. It’s slippery ground, in general, to judge past actions by present standards and with a benefit of hindsight that is, morally, highly questionable.” The author of the piece? Garrison Keillor. We need to start a celebrity-career deathpool. I'm picking Seth Rogen.
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Sean Connery is lucky he permanently retired a little while ago, the poo poo that would otherwise be coming out about him would be pretty damning.
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Phanatic posted:Oh my lord, this is amazing. 
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Memento posted:Sean Connery is lucky he permanently retired a little while ago, the poo poo that would otherwise be coming out about him would be pretty damning. We already know he’s a proud wife beater. He’s just not trying to get any jobs that anyone can turn him down for.
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Try this one: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/al-franken-should-resign-thats-absurd/2017/11/28/d33e2d8a-d482-11e7-a986-d0a9770d9a3e_story.html
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Phanatic posted:Try this one: Yikes. This article sure is...something. After his bizarre quote that was "so good" that he only remembered half of it he starts with a long rambling aside about how its foolish to re-name things except for sometimes when it's good. He finally makes his point at the very end which is (I think) that the sexual assault Al Franken did wasn't really that bad, so he shouldn't resign. This reads like some crazy stream-of-consciousness that he wrote while on Ambien and hit the "send" button. Also LOL at this update: Update, 1:14 p.m. Nov. 29: After we published this column, Minnesota Public Radio announced it was terminating its contracts with Garrison Keillor due to “allegations of his inappropriate behavior with an individual who worked with him.” The Post takes allegations of this kind seriously and is seeking more information about them.
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Phanatic posted:Try this one: That Article posted:
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syscall girl posted:Louis CK was so great. Speaking of, anyone got any dirt on Jim Jefferies? His gun control routine was pure gold, but then there's also this other routine of his with the booze and the cocaine, and the ~other comedian~ acting all rapey, and the lying to the girls to get in their pants that has me half convinced that he's actually a total swine.
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My money's on Geraldo being next in line: https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/935976749766205448
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wayfinder posted:My money's on Geraldo being next in line: Someone check Capone's vault, maybe Geraldo is hiding the bodies in there now that everyone knows it's empty
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wayfinder posted:My money's on Geraldo being next in line: Holy cow, that ratio
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wayfinder posted:My money's on Geraldo being next in line: Seems like a reasonable enough statement. Is this suppose to be an echo chamber?
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Jonah Hill. That guy is a notorious sexhound, and I would not be surprised if he didn't end up having clear, affirmative consent in at least one of his many encounters.
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Trebek posted:Seems like a reasonable enough statement. Is this suppose to be an echo chamber? It's not really reasonable. Like calling your co worker into your office and pulling down your pants is not being flirty. It's the old, I like him so he can't be bad!
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Memento posted:Sean Connery is lucky he permanently retired a little while ago, the poo poo that would otherwise be coming out about him would be pretty damning. Back in the 60's when he was a sex symbol, Connery once took my mother's friend (who was a glamorous-looking air stewardess) back to his hotel room and tried to seduce her. She actually rejected his advances and left, much to his chagrin. Many months later she'd gotten engaged and pregnant and happened to bump into him on a flight. She said hi and asked if he remembered her, and he looked her up and down and said "I see you're not saying no anymore." Teehee, shuck it, Connery.
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canyoneer posted:Jonah Hill. That guy is a notorious sexhound, and I would not be surprised if he didn't end up having clear, affirmative consent in at least one of his many encounters. I'm surprised that Leonardo Dicaprio's entire sex gang hasn't already been called out.
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Trebek posted:Seems like a reasonable enough statement. Is this suppose to be an echo chamber? How many people have accused you of sexual harassment, Trebek?
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GrandpaPants posted:I'm surprised that Leonardo Dicaprio's entire sex gang hasn't already been called out. Tasha Yar's been calling them out for years.
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