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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

padijun posted:

seriously, read this article, it's a coen brothers level series of bungles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_FBI_Miami_shootout

I love that the response to this gigantic shitshow was not "we need better initial planning" or "we need better firefight tactics" or "we need to learn how to aim a weapon properly" but "we need to be able to fire EVEN MORE, LARGER BULLETS, FASTER".

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

pseudosavior posted:

I love that the response to this gigantic shitshow was not "we need better initial planning" or "we need better firefight tactics" or "we need to learn how to aim a weapon properly" but "we need to be able to fire EVEN MORE, LARGER BULLETS, FASTER".

According to an article I read recently, the AR-15 is deadlier than Kalashnikovs because of the smaller bullets. I guess the aerodynamic turbulence or something causes bigger, uglier wounds on impact.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

I kind of wish the FBI had gone the other way and gone for even more, smaller bullets and gone for issuing those .22 machine guns that briefly saw service with some podunk police department or other. The American 180, which according to wikipedia saw such auspicious users as Rhodesia, South Africa and the Utah department of corrections.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


padijun posted:

guns are cooler because they can kill people

Recent history shows this is not a distinguishing factor

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I wish NRA lobbying hadn't made it illegal for the CDC to study gun violence, the stats about the amount of fuckery caused by edc dorks falling down or dropping or sitting on their own poo poo are probably wonderful.

Also it always seemed kind of self-defeating because if you ever did find yourself in a situation where you genuinely needed to defend yourself the fact that you walk around with a small arsenal of poo poo designed and marketed around how good it is at killing people is going to make it incredibly difficult to argue that you weren't looking for a fight or premeditated.

pseudosavior posted:

I love that the response to this gigantic shitshow was not "we need better initial planning" or "we need better firefight tactics" or "we need to learn how to aim a weapon properly" but "we need to be able to fire EVEN MORE, LARGER BULLETS, FASTER".

The story of how tasers were developed and became adopted by police is a pretty funny too. Like at one point they were testing using tranquilizer darts and they found out that whoops it was either too slow to actually be useful or it would just kill people.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Guy Mann posted:

I wish NRA lobbying hadn't made it illegal for the CDC to study gun violence, the stats about the amount of fuckery caused by edc dorks falling down or dropping or sitting on their own poo poo are probably wonderful.

Also it always seemed kind of self-defeating because if you ever did find yourself in a situation where you genuinely needed to defend yourself the fact that you walk around with a small arsenal of poo poo designed and marketed around how good it is at killing people is going to make it incredibly difficult to argue that you weren't looking for a fight or premeditated.


The story of how tasers were developed and became adopted by police is a pretty funny too. Like at one point they were testing using tranquilizer darts and they found out that whoops it was either too slow to actually be useful or it would just kill people.

"We regret to inform you the amount of tranqs required to instantly knock a guy out is also the amount of tranqs required to kill a guy"

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Guy Mann posted:

Also it always seemed kind of self-defeating because if you ever did find yourself in a situation where you genuinely needed to defend yourself the fact that you walk around with a small arsenal of poo poo designed and marketed around how good it is at killing people is going to make it incredibly difficult to argue that you weren't looking for a fight or premeditated.
This is why they tell you not to modify your carry weapon with imitation pearl grips, camo paint, and an engraved MOLON LABE motto flanked by Punisher logos.

GORKA's "sharktac grips" are basically skateboard tape; everyone uses those. But if he's ever involved in a shooting, the opposing side will naturally argue that he's a wingnut who thinks he's a supervillain and was itching for a chance to prove his manhood.

sexpig by night posted:

"We regret to inform you the amount of tranqs required to instantly knock a guy out is also the amount of tranqs required to kill a guy"
It's almost as if there's an entire branch of medicine devoted to this study and practice. And that ironically, they would have an extraordinary rate of substance abuse because their job is to almost kill someone and the margin for error is incredibly small and stressful.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Gorka sighed as he unsheathed his tactical umbrella.

Neon Belly
Feb 12, 2008

I need something stronger.

Guy Mann posted:

I wish NRA lobbying hadn't made it illegal for the CDC to study gun violence, the stats about the amount of fuckery caused by edc dorks falling down or dropping or sitting on their own poo poo are probably wonderful.

It's not illegal, it's a funding issue. The CDC isn't supposed to advocate for gun control and that's up to interpretation by the people who control their purse strings.

Neon Belly fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Nov 30, 2017

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



How many y'all like K-Mart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pyo2Dc6btE

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
it begins....

https://twitter.com/RubiosAmExCard/status/936244141691953154

SOCIALISTS R ALL RICH WHITE BOYS I CAN SAY THIS BECAUSE IM A rich BLACK PERSON:downs:

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 1, 2017

fairlight
May 18, 2007

twitter dot com is a bad website

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Let's talk about how a problematic idiot on Twitter means that socialism will fail, like we do every time this happens.

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



we already have been be chapo thread dedicated to the scandals of chapo-adjacent personages tia

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
idiot who took inspiration from twitter account, "infosec taylor swift" is also deranged, huh

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

"Sorry we're late uploading this week's premium episode. We had originally planned a panel discussion with Sam Kriss, Lana Del Raytheon, and RIP Marcus J."

Grammar-Bolshevik
Oct 12, 2017
So whats going on with this lana del raytheon person? I googled for a bit but I get much other than a pinned apology for sexual misconduct.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Grammar-Bolshevik posted:

So whats going on with this lana del raytheon person? I googled for a bit but I get much other than a pinned apology for sexual misconduct.

They apparently predated on various women in DSALA, which has already had a bunch of problems this year.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grammar-Bolshevik posted:

So whats going on with this lana del raytheon person? I googled for a bit but I get much other than a pinned apology for sexual misconduct.

They were extremely predatory and gross, their DSA chapter said 'this is gross and bad, leave', they left. This is an issue that 90% of the world considers over and a few very online assholes who hate anyone left of Joe Biden are smugly going 'mmmm yes soooo progressive on left hmmm????'

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I only recently found out about Emmet Rensin and it was far more disappointing than anything about a celebrity.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



ChuckDeNomolos posted:

idiot who took inspiration from twitter account, "infosec taylor swift" is also deranged, huh

Is Infosec Taylor Swift deranged? I've seen her around but haven't talked to her.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Skyscraper posted:

Is Infosec Taylor Swift deranged? I've seen her around but haven't talked to her.

i think the account is dumb and LDR, who is an idiot and deranged, always reminded me of them.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i think the account is dumb and LDR, who is an idiot and deranged, always reminded me of them.

Oh, that makes sense.

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
I haven't seen the new justice league movie, but I'm absolutely sure Amber and Virgil are right that the counterbalance provided by the flash is nice.

"Cancelling firefly was absolutely worth the Iraq War." I was dying

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Chakan posted:

I haven't seen the new justice league movie, but I'm absolutely sure Amber and Virgil are right that the counterbalance provided by the flash is nice.

"Cancelling firefly was absolutely worth the Iraq War." I was dying

I completely agree with Amber and Virgil on this.

Felix's rant at the end was gold.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



I'm really happy to know that people despise Joss Whedon as much as I have for like 15 years or however long I've known of his existence.

Neon Belly
Feb 12, 2008

I need something stronger.

Is this one of those things where Chapo decides it hates something because too many normies like it?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Neon Belly posted:

Is this one of those things where Chapo decides it hates something because too many normies like it?

No that's just Pixar

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Chakan posted:

I haven't seen the new justice league movie, but I'm absolutely sure Amber and Virgil are right that the counterbalance provided by the flash is nice.

"Cancelling firefly was absolutely worth the Iraq War." I was dying

Nothing the flash said was funny. He was super offputting.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Neon Belly posted:

Is this one of those things where Chapo decides it hates something because too many normies like it?

Whedon has been a dude people don't like for a while, him coming up as a sexual weirdo just added to it

their pixar opinions are v. bad tho

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Henchman of Santa posted:

No that's just Pixar

Yeah this part was baffling. Sometimes they come off as movie snobs.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
They don't care for regressive comfort films, which is all that pixar does.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Huge Assman? Gash Whedon? There is no amount of irony that makes this poo poo acceptable, jfc

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Guy Mann posted:

Huge Assman? Gash Whedon? There is no amount of irony that makes this poo poo acceptable, jfc

Lol if you haven't been using Huge Assman for a decade

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Gash Whedon had me lol’ing. Amber is the best Chapo.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

cenotaph posted:

I'm really happy to know that people despise Joss Whedon as much as I have for like 15 years or however long I've known of his existence.
I think it was with Age of Ultron that I finally got sick of him, hell I think his brother is much better at doing the things Joss is lauded for

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Guy Mann posted:

Huge Assman? Gash Whedon? There is no amount of irony that makes this poo poo acceptable, jfc

Hugh Jackman himself has made a Huge Assman joke.

Gash Whedon was funny with all the ~mother box~ talk

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I thought it was funny that they kept calling him "Josh".

super fart shooter
Feb 11, 2003

-quacka fat-
they should do an episode about pixar movies, in particular the incredilbles and ratatouille, since those are the ones with the weird, randian overtones

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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Neon Belly posted:

Is this one of those things where Chapo decides it hates something because too many normies like it?

Joss Whedon is a terrible director and a mediocre writer at best.

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