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MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Phy posted:

Three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato.
Man, I miss gently caress You Fridays.

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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

MMAgCh posted:

Man, I miss gently caress You Fridays.

Yeah? Well....

Me too.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
That bullshit little man ain't my brother! He just a crappy little bullshit man!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everyone can see that.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
“The dude is from circumstances” is the best way to describe so many loving people

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Episode VIII: Who Took My drat Almonds

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Roger, 23, sat on the couch and struggled with the concept of private property[see sidebar]

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did they ever explain what to do if a horse takes your pen from you? Asking for a friend :ohdear:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

That bullshit little man ain't my brother! He just a crappy little bullshit man!

I'm sorry. My...uh...my colleague is a terrible man.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

JethroMcB posted:

I'm sorry. My...uh...my colleague is a terrible man.
Dude made me a fortune on Wall Street last year.

Candle at both ends, though. Harsh.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Bust Rodd posted:

“The dude is from circumstances” is the best way to describe so many loving people

Yea, it's so descriptive and p empathetic at the same time.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


MMAgCh posted:

Dude made me a fortune on Wall Street last year.

Candle at both ends, though. Harsh.

Oh... uh... I have a guitar. I guess I should play a song.


(is that the first appeareance of Nolan?)

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

"long one short I got another porn crew comin over tomorrow to film "SaniSluts 2: Enter The Taco.""

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

The Something Awful Forums > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > I need a picture of the guys from Steely Dan where one of them is from America's Test Kitchen and the other one has been interrupted from a phone call where he was trading Russian teenagers for diamonds.

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

Did they ever explain what to do if a horse takes your pen from you? Asking for a friend :ohdear:

Will Rachael Ray get her boobs this year?

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
Apparently the only time people have ever uttered the word magreaux was in relation to achewood

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Tarranon posted:

Apparently the only time people have ever uttered the word magreaux was in relation to achewood


:allears:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

platero posted:

Will Rachael Ray get her boobs this year?

Nice Pete's blog entry about Rachael Ray's house is hilarious and disturbing in equal measures.

Now it's time to get up and look in the windows. The first thing I see, unfortunately, is her short husband using the bathroom. Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt. The window is open, so I am spared no detail, no matter how quickly I try to creep away. Oh god how awful, how awful to live with Rachael Ray. How awful to watch what happens. How awful to eat what happens.

This dude absolutely HATES Rachael Ray!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The whole bit about how the husband has done this before :discourse:

Nice Pete posted:

In a way, I have communicated with her, but I would not call it a conversation.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Dec 1, 2017

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
What’s the deal with the blogs and premium content? I only got into Achewood theougha friend and it was years later that I found out I only got like half the story.

Is it a paid thing like a Patreon or can I just read through archives?

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
What is jazz butt

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Bust Rodd posted:

What’s the deal with the blogs and premium content? I only got into Achewood theougha friend and it was years later that I found out I only got like half the story.

Is it a paid thing like a Patreon or can I just read through archives?

All the paid content is available on the honor shop here. You can pay through paypal as much as you want for each item (the prices listed are suggestions) or nothing at all (the "subscriber archive" I'm pretty sure has been broken for years so caveat emptor there).

The blogs are all listed under "Achewood Blog Index" on the main page of the site, are free, and come seriously recommended.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.

High Lord Elbow posted:

What is jazz butt

It's when your butt sounds like a particularly raucous Coltrane solo

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Nice Pete's blog entry about Rachael Ray's house is hilarious and disturbing in equal measures.

Now it's time to get up and look in the windows. The first thing I see, unfortunately, is her short husband using the bathroom. Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt. The window is open, so I am spared no detail, no matter how quickly I try to creep away. Oh god how awful, how awful to live with Rachael Ray. How awful to watch what happens. How awful to eat what happens.

This dude absolutely HATES Rachael Ray!

When Nice Pete says that he will call a few colleagues, I wonder who he considers colleagues?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The Corinthian comes to mind.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Halloween Jack posted:

I'll see you and raise



I am just now noticing that his pillow has tired eyes and a smile.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Pakled posted:

All the paid content is available on the honor shop here. You can pay through paypal as much as you want for each item (the prices listed are suggestions) or nothing at all (the "subscriber archive" I'm pretty sure has been broken for years so caveat emptor there).

The blogs are all listed under "Achewood Blog Index" on the main page of the site, are free, and come seriously recommended.

Did anybody ever get around to making a document with all the character blog entries combined and put in chronological order?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Did anybody ever get around to making a document with all the character blog entries combined and put in chronological order?
Phone or would find but there is a Google spreadsheet linked in this thread of exactly that.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
I posted it, one sec

edit:

Toebone posted:

There's a Google doc that has links to everything in order, I'll see if I can dig it up

Edit:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o-YkRJ9n34VOYdsFm0PqyTUwp5GFFOB38S1XyxKgOPk/edit#gid=1096210356

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nice, thanks.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Oh geese you guys are the loving best

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

This comic is seared into my brain, as it was the current comic the day I started reading the strip, and was still the current comic when I finished my beginning-to-end binge-read. Late 2006 was a time of great change for me, and it will forever be linked with Achewood in my memories.

Also: reading that and going "what the gently caress" and then by the time I get back to it, well of course they're getting a japanese triple-colonoscopy because a dog walked on its hind legs. Why wouldn't they?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

i love this webcomic about squirrels stabbing cats more than most members of my immediate family

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
The Fugue really is a bit of a showman.

…man, what a weird thing to remember by heart.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Every time I read this thread I get to clicking through "just a few strips" and then like two hours go by in an instant.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Toebone posted:

I posted it, one sec

edit:

thank you for this, which led me to this:

pised on side of house

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

robot roll call posted:

thank you for this, which led me to this:

pised on side of house

man am i ever gonana be a CEO lookin' unlikelyt

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


to say nothing of this webcomic about cats trying to stab other cats, using technology

hands up if you immediately knew what this was before clicking

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Where are all of the assholes that are not eating my moussaka

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Phy posted:

Where are all of the assholes that are not eating my moussaka

i'm the space between the last word in the sentence and the exclamation point

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