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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Toebone posted:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez?
I never claimed to be a cultured man :shobon:

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Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
and yet achewood is a celebration of the English language

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

It's not, really.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


Chris Onstad did not invent Spanish.

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

Shibawanko posted:

It's not, really.

Hey, shibawanko..? gently caress you. . .

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

FactsAreUseless posted:



tfw u think u T-Adore, but u rly Pat

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

From a thread in PYF: Pat Reynolds lives.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

From a thread in PYF: Pat Reynolds lives.

There definitely is a special Pat-ness to this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Clicked the random comic button, got Circus Penis' trick :3:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
"The dude is from circumstances" was so immediately relateable to me and my friends in college that we've all always said it.

I'll be getting my memorial Achewood tattoo this year, and i look forward to Onstadt's fervent disapproval when I tweet it at him.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jerusalem posted:

Clicked the random comic button, got Circus Penis' trick :3:

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that his name is a joke involving circus peanuts. :blush:

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

prefect posted:

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that his name is a joke involving circus peanuts. :blush:

You just opened my eyes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

prefect posted:

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that his name is a joke involving circus peanuts. :blush:

Haha you must feel so lame for not figuring that out before now :laugh:







:negative:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's a reference to Circus Circus. But good job on your revelations, everyone.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

The only characters that weren't foodies was Todd....and I guess Lie Bot? Phillipe doesn't count, he's 5.
Phillipe's a connoisseur of king piss.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I wanted to make a Trump edit of that strip a few weeks ago, but whatever I had in mind never achieved full coherence.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Rollersnake posted:

I wanted to make a Trump edit of that strip a few weeks ago, but whatever I had in mind never achieved full coherence.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Phillipe's a connoisseur of king piss.

Phillipe does not think pork chops and applesauce belong together.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Johnny Aztec posted:

Phillipe does not think pork chops and applesauce belong together.

I've gotta side with Phillipe on this one.

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

Rollersnake posted:

I wanted to make a Trump edit of that strip a few weeks ago, but whatever I had in mind never achieved full coherence.

We already have Todd as the prospective running mate of Phillipe, that's about as close to perfect as we can get.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

jesus christ someone please help me read these blogs in chronological order b/c I am an idiot

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

bitmap posted:

jesus christ someone please help me read these blogs in chronological order b/c I am an idiot

Not done it myself yet, but couldn't you put them all into feedly or some other RSS aggregator to do it?

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
There's a Google doc that has links to everything in order, I'll see if I can dig it up

Edit:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o-YkRJ9n34VOYdsFm0PqyTUwp5GFFOB38S1XyxKgOPk/edit#gid=1096210356

Toebone fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Feb 27, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Toebone posted:

There's a Google doc that has links to everything in order, I'll see if I can dig it up

Edit:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o-YkRJ9n34VOYdsFm0PqyTUwp5GFFOB38S1XyxKgOPk/edit#gid=1096210356

That's fantastic, thank you

MrLamo2k1
Dec 11, 2003

The new sheriff in town
Hey speaking of Trump, turns out his real name is Jimmie "Darnell" Hockawock and I suspect he's not going to Mar-a-Lago when he goes to Florida.

http://jezebel.com/donald-trump-eats-his-steak-well-done-with-ketchup-lik-1792770173

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Toebone posted:

There's a Google doc that has links to everything in order, I'll see if I can dig it up

Edit:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o-YkRJ9n34VOYdsFm0PqyTUwp5GFFOB38S1XyxKgOPk/edit#gid=1096210356

oh crouching jesus in the shadows a man was never this much of another man's dogg

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
I bet the ketchup was Hunt's.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Someone find out if there are some obscure Hanna-Barbera characters banned Ivanka, Barron, etc

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
i miss having new achewood.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
*sigh*

Times are tough...

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Toebone posted:

There's a Google doc that has links to everything in order, I'll see if I can dig it up

Edit:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o-YkRJ9n34VOYdsFm0PqyTUwp5GFFOB38S1XyxKgOPk/edit#gid=1096210356
bless the baby angel who is in charge of days like today

(save a copy to your own Google Drive for when that link goes bad)

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
in today's "achewood 'random' button":

phillipe has the same solution that I do for my student loans

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
which leads into one of my favorite ray moments

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

in today's "achewood 'random' button":

phillipe has the same solution that I do for my student loans



Philippe's face in panel 3 is somehow more distressing than the concept of a 5-year-old otter committing suicide

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Watch how Philipe widens his eyes, it's kinda gross.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

which leads into one of my favorite ray moments



Say what you will about the screentest, I totally read the mixtape in Toby Huss' voice.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Mr. Squishy posted:

Watch how Philipe widens his eyes, it's kinda gross.
That was a good reference which I greatly enjoyed.

MMAgCh fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Mar 8, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Watch how there was no alt-text on these early strips, it's kinda gross.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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