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Why aren't those drat Democrats helping to pass this historically unpopular bill that runs counter to what they want? <  >
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Gorrell this loving rules can you do more like this
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Gorrell has aired grievances about the tax bill prior to this, so... a good cartoon?
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I can’t wait to see how the usual suspects spin Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI about Russia while clearly taking some sort of plea deal to flip on others
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Dec 1, 2017 16:00
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Just remember, you heard it first from bad reporter!
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Dec 1, 2017 16:08
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Songbearer posted:Why is that child being stretched across the room by Zelda yanking the book away? Why would you leave a lit candle sitting on the headrest of a bed with four young children in the room? Why did the stars change colour on the kid? Why has the snow not moved outside the window between the two panels? The camera has only moved slightly, where did that mirror come from, A wizard did it
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I can’t wait to see how the usual suspects spin Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI about Russia while clearly taking some sort of plea deal to flip on others Am I getting this right? A quick Google found that this can carry up to 5 years imprisonment (and 25k) So I'm guessing that he's spilling the beans on stuff that would garner decades for whoever gets convicted.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Am I getting this right? Anyway uhh did something just matter?
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Am I getting this right? lol if you think anybody in Trump's circle of sentient poop will ever serve a day in jail.
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Don't jerk-off without a box of Senator Franken
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Am I getting this right? Basically he’s pleading down to lying to the FBI. That is the stamp of a “They had me for more but I’m now working with them” plea deal. So he’s probably turning everything he has to Muller which is why he and his legal team suddenly went dark on the White House a couple weeks ago An example would be liking agreeing to testify that Trump ordered him to meet with Russia. Of course that’s very unl- https://twitter.com/DanLinden/status/936627968440487936?s=17 Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Oops, I forgot to make a poop!
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Am I getting this right? Maximum sentences have no relation to what you actually would get. Anyone that pleads to lying to the feds and turns states evidence will only be getting 3-12 months probation.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:An example would be liking agreeing to testify that Trump ordered him to meet with Russia. Of course that’s very unl- Things are moving quickly all of a sudden. 
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I can’t wait to see how the usual suspects spin Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI about Russia while clearly taking some sort of plea deal to flip on others Expect the shouts of Uranium One to get louder.
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Roy moore is gonna gently caress that fetus
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Why do pro-life people think that pro-choice people want to abort every child?
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Faustian Bargain posted:Why do pro-life people think that pro-choice people want to abort every child? Because anti-choice people are varying combinations of evil and stupid.
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Sandpuppy posted:
Anyone with more life experience than a fetus knows not to support Roy Moore.
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Faustian Bargain posted:Why do pro-life people think that pro-choice people want to abort every child? pro life people only abort children under certain circumstances, like if they don't want a child at that point, or can't afford one, or it might be sick, or if it would be in an unsuitable environment. Since they're the pro-life people, they can only assume that pro-choice people abort more children than them, which would mean they must use it as a primary form of birth control and be aborting babies every month.
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Faustian Bargain posted:Why do pro-life people think that pro-choice people want to abort every child? Because that better supports their victim complex.
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 1 2 3Longform comic: Mattie Parrigon on the "Congressional Accountability Act". Preview: 
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Sandpuppy posted:
So not only do you not need to know how to draw to become a cartoonist, you don't even have to know how to spell.
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loving lol at that Branco
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Branco, if someone's accused of molesting underage people, maybe do not show the young kid supporting him. It's a bit tone-deaf. It doesn't matter if you don't believe the allegations. It's still a dumb thing to do.
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Seriously you could erase the pro life label on the lady and switch the signs to make AGC
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Sandpuppy posted:
Only an underdeveloped, brainless, human-like entity would vote for Roy Moore.
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Fister Roboto posted:Only an underdeveloped, brainless, human-like entity would vote for Roy Moore. Bad news, he's running in the South. 
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So, if Alice joins the #MeToo movement, she'll shrink, which will allow the man under her to escape through the escape door. I can't get any other possible interpretation out of this. WHy would you associate a movement that's supposed to be about empowering women with something in fiction well known for shrinking a woman? Did Toles confuse the potion for the cake that makes Alice grow, and not bother looking it up?
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Fulchrum posted:So, if Alice joins the #MeToo movement, she'll shrink, which will allow the man under her to escape through the escape door. And on the other end of it, "Eat #MeToo" doesn't sound too good either
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Fulchrum posted:So, if Alice joins the #MeToo movement, she'll shrink, which will allow the man under her to escape through the escape door. Yeah I'm p sure he did. It's the only way I can make sense outta it.
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Fulchrum posted:So, if Alice joins the #MeToo movement, she'll shrink, which will allow the man under her to escape through the escape door. It's pretty clear to me that she just drank the potion I couldn't have told you off the top of my head which thing shrank you and which grew you so I didn't even notice anything wrong
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Like...can I nominate this for some award? Is that a thing? I want this guy to be rich. Also can I marry that last panel?
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Headline: Man Reads World's Largest Newspaper
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