Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Yea everyone knows black people cant speak or write proper English.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:10

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:59

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

blarzgh posted:

I've said it in other threads, but I highly recommend "Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer for a deep dive into the origins of the Mormon Church, its proclivity for breeding hyper-fundamentalist splinter sects, and a loving heartbreaking story of 'divinely mandated' double murder in 1984.

It's a fantastic book, and I like the way it's written.
_{Disclaimer: I was a Mormon kid. The plain vanilla mainline version. So it's especially fun reading stuff the Church doesn't like talking about.}

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:17

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

RCarr posted:

Yea everyone knows black people cant speak or write proper English.

I think it has less to do with the fact that the dude's black and more to do with the fact that the guy's self-chosen player alias was "He Hate Me" which is not, in fact, proper English

This may indicate a propensity towards use of what might be termed improper English

I hope this helps

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:17

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

So people who use slang can't read or write proper English?

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:20

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

AAVE is an internally and nationally consistent dialect of English. That means that it has rules and structures that are followed by all its speakers. It's not "wrong" any more than Scottish English or Australian English or Indian English are "wrong." If you argue that people who speak AAVE are doing it because they're stupid, you're racist.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Dec 1, 2017

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:31

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

RCarr posted:

Yea everyone knows black people cant speak or write proper English.

I know you're kidding but I literally read your post between watching a youtube about Tool and MJK's sort of bizarre lyrics.

Guy on the right is extremely erudite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPZtF9xHFR8

and this should be a surprise to me how?

I'm the college professor who got owned so hard that the only thing they could sputter is "it's 'ask' not 'axe'"

e: they figured out that MJK was a total cokehead in a couple minutes of listening. I bought all their drat albums and it took me years to find that out

syscall girl fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Dec 1, 2017

# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:44

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

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# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:49

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

RCarr posted:

Yea everyone knows black people cant speak or write proper English.

I was talking more about using the nickname "He Hate Me" and suffering lots of concussions and probably having CTE, but sure, go with the race card instead.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:02

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Nocheez posted:

I was talking more about using the nickname "He Hate Me" and suffering lots of concussions and probably having CTE, but sure, go with the race card instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_English#Grammar

You a racist.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:12

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Let's get a fesh in here before someone launches into what is or isn't racist.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:34

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

RCarr posted:

So people who use slang can't read or write proper English?

yes

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:40

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Let's get a fesh in here before someone launches into what is or isn't racist.

Puppet master goon strikes again!!

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:42

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Yeah sure, why not

Feshes aren't growing on trees right now, but I'm gonna be a little busy this weekend so I might as well double up today

quote:

I'm about as far left as they come, but that picture of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on the oval office couch makes me pop a bone each time I see it. She looks like an older slut who's a little crazy and wants to prove that she can still ride. I'd like to gently caress some sense into her.

quote:

I've been an enthusiast of scat porn for about 15 years now. I won't gross you out with my personal preferences, but here's something I've been thinking about lately.

It seems that porn these days (the PornHub variety, at any rate) is getting more and more violent. On the rare occasion I decide to view non-scat material, it's all women being throatfucked, crying and looking sad. This kind of stuff, moreso than porn typically would be, is just wrong. I can see the sorrow in these performers' faces, and I am saddened that people are turned on by it.

On the other hand, most women involved in scat fetish pornography run their own pages on ScatShop, which essentially acts as an AppStore/Steam style service for scat videos. The site takes a cut, and the women get the majority of the money. With videos starting at 10$ and going up to 60$ per, it's a pretty decent income stream. I know of a few prominent women who are definitely millionaires as a result of pooping their pants and selling video of it. While some scat pornography is violent in the way I described above (particularly films from Japan), a large majority isn't. I'm always glad to buy and blow my load to videos that were clearly not made under duress and without suffering on display.

Unfortunately, I think scat is one of the few fetishes (along with similarly extreme/bizarre stuff, such as the things in the Clips4Sale thread) that can actually support this kind of marketplace because of its niche appeal. I hope that, in the future, women can monetize their sexuality in a way that doesn't involve a predatory industry or abusive practices. I find it sad that women eating their own waste seem to be happier than many women involved in mainstream pornography. It is truly scary that other men seem to be attracted to this kind of domination and abuse of women, and I hope something happens to reverse the trend I'm seeing in non-scat pornography.

poo poo porn truly is the most feminist type, if you really think about it

I dunno dude, it's really not hard to find non-poo poo-related porn where the girl is visibly into it or at least not visibly horrified, even kinky stuff :shrug:

# ? Dec 1, 2017 21:55

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

What the gently caress has to be wrong with you to get your rocks off to that kind of garbage, seek therapy immediately.

The poop fesh was gross too

# ? Dec 1, 2017 22:00

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

loquacius posted:

Yeah sure, why not

Feshes aren't growing on trees right now, but I'm gonna be a little busy this weekend so I might as well double up today

poo poo porn truly is the most feminist type, if you really think about it

I dunno dude, it's really not hard to find non-poo poo-related porn where the girl is visibly into it or at least not visibly horrified, even kinky stuff

Girls love takin shits man. Fact. :j:

# ? Dec 1, 2017 22:14

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

cults are bad, but I mean, Abraxas is the princeps of the 365 spheres. Still probably not Obama. I wouldn't gently caress outside of a marriage over it.

e: man I really wish the forums was more Unicode compliant. The furrin letters ain't coming out right

# ? Dec 1, 2017 22:39

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Poop fetish writer: I think you're into something more extreme then the mainstream, which is why you are seeing more of the violent stuff in your searches. I would assume porn hub does analytics like Amazon, so you're getting much more hardcore stuff than someone who only looks at lesbians or solo stuff.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 23:31

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I don�t think you can just dial a number and have the president pick up right away.

Back in the 70s my drunk father and his equally drunk friend tried calling the White House. My dad asked for Tricky Dick and when he couldn't get through to Nixon, he asked for Kissinger. The government put a tap on dad's friend's phone and found proof that the friend was selling pot. He was sent to prison. He and my father were still friends until the day my dad died, a couple of years ago.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 23:53

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

bean_shadow posted:

Back in the 70s my drunk father and his equally drunk friend tried calling the White House. My dad asked for Tricky Dick and when he couldn't get through to Nixon, he asked for Kissinger. The government put a tap on dad's friend's phone and found proof that the friend was selling pot. He was sent to prison. He and my father were still friends until the day my dad died, a couple of years ago.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:45

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

I keep waffling on whether this sounds plausible or not

Your husband sounds depressed as gently caress but "make your spouse go to therapy" is not really advice that works

At least you know he wouldn't gently caress his therapist

Well, if it comes to that, divorce is also forbidden in Catholicism but luckily it doesn't have to be his decision if you don't want it to

I have bad news: your baby is retarded. Least I assume it is because you married a catholic lawyer loving LOL

# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:46

Incoherence: May 22, 2004; POYO AND TEAR

Nocheez posted:

Poop fetish writer: I think you're into something more extreme then the mainstream, which is why you are seeing more of the violent stuff in your searches. I would assume porn hub does analytics like Amazon, so you're getting much more hardcore stuff than someone who only looks at lesbians or solo stuff.

Look at this rube who doesn't use incognito/private browsing mode for it's intended purpose.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 01:42

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Pffft, if you're not using Tor to watch 5 minute Brazzer clips on xnxx.com then you're not using the internet correctly.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 01:48

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

You should just read erotic stories, no one gets exploited and there's no sorrow on anyone's face. Unless your imagination is so primitive it needs to see moving images and sounds to give you a boner.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 02:05

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

A Strange Aeon posted:

You should just read erotic stories, no one gets exploited and there's no sorrow on anyone's face. Unless your imagination is so primitive it needs to see moving images and sounds to give you a boner.

what're you, a girl??

# ? Dec 2, 2017 02:28

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Motherfucker posted:

what're you, a girl??

erotica is hot. way hotter than porn

# ? Dec 2, 2017 03:13

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

My favorite nickname for an NFL player is for Jared "He Ate Me" Lorenzen.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 03:39

grumplestiltzkin: Jun 7, 2012; Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Motherfucker posted:

what're you, a girl??

My nonanonymous confession is that I, a male, sometimes read my porn.

I apologize for the distress that this disgusting information has no doubt caused. God bless.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 03:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

GBS: Home of xenForo 2.0 > Anonymous Confessions: get therapy, and don't read your porn

# ? Dec 2, 2017 03:58

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Incoherence posted:

Look at this rube who doesn't use incognito/private browsing mode for it's intended purpose.

I use incognito mode, but admit I don't use pornhub. I have no idea if they track you with cookies or w/e, just taking a stab.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 04:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Nocheez posted:

I use incognito mode, but admit I don't use pornhub. I have no idea if they track you with cookies or w/e, just taking a stab.

Who stars in Just Taking a Stab?

# ? Dec 2, 2017 04:36

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

grumplestiltzkin posted:

My nonanonymous confession is that I, a male, sometimes read my porn.

I apologize for the distress that this disgusting information has no doubt caused. God bless.

Dear penthouse

# ? Dec 2, 2017 05:35

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

if you guys want to know how pornhub works, their IT guy is a goon who posts in sh/sc.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 06:57

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

It's good to see that Metis is still lurking the forums

# ? Dec 2, 2017 07:58

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

ohhhhh poo poo guys we got a punks v conspiracy theorist war on our hands

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Wow, so already we have a user threatening me for just asking questions. I find it interesting that this supposed punk calls themselves a "Washingtonian" and seems to have not visited 14th street since the early 90s. Sorry buddy, but the only people stabbing on 14th St nowadays are K Streeters on their way to Whole Foods carrying around their fancy Schrades because their Virginia CCW means nothing in DC and they once saw a black person on U Street.

And of course if you bring me in for a tour there won't be any Woody Allen screenings upstairs. They also had the Red Cross tour concentration camps[1]. I'm not silly enough to believe a tour will be anything but staged, just like my visit to Pyongyang.

Finally, saying "I'm not a pedo, I'm just a guy who goes to all ages doctor who showings" isn't the best defense. It's well known that the "punk community" was created for older rocker types to pick up high school girls at all ages shows and it's telling that you go full creepy dad and threaten someone who calls you out.

So to recap: I made a well sourced argument, and a possible antifa agent (black cat does not respect our president) makes false claims and threatens me.

Interesting!

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresienstadt_concentration_camp#Use_as_propaganda_tool

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I want to disclaim this fesh: I do see a therapist, and this is the only thing we haven't talked about, though we do touch on related topics.

My ideal self is mentally ill.

Once, about a year and a half ago, I experienced a one-time episode of some mental illness I can't quite pin down. It was like a combination of mania, dissociation, a panic attack, sleep deprivation, and anhedonia.

Leading up to the episode: I had consumed way more caffeine that day than I usually do (probably about 800mg - my normal is 200mg), I had gotten about 8 hours of sleep total over the past 3 days, I was jet-lagged on top of the sleep issue, and I was in a constant state of positive anxiety because a lot of great things kept happening to me.

I was so happy that my brain shut down.

I was in control of my body. My thoughts were slow, steady, and unforced. I could think, then do, without any need for that slippery "motivation" stuff I usually have problems with. I regarded myself no differently than I regarded others.

At first, I though I gained the ability to predict the future. Next, I understood that theory wasn't possible. After a few tests, I realized I had an improved ability to make predictions due to a broader, more complete focus. I didn't feel happy about that, because I didn't feel anything.

I wasn't perfect, and I realized it. As I paid attention to myself, I considered that I was having some kind dissociative experience, despite never having experienced it before. I felt no anxiety, fear, or sadness, but I was concerned. I ordered lunch and browsed Google to see if I couldn't find more details about what I was experiencing. I ended lunch with a near-certainty that I was dissociating, but couldn't find anything to indicate I needed to seek emergency assistance.

I spent the rest of the day doing what I needed to do, and went to sleep.

When I woke up, I didn't feel different. I decided I wanted my emotions back, so I spent all day trying. I eventually succeeded by the end of the day, after purposefully dwelling on what I considered the saddest moments of my life, along with my greatest anxieties. I cried a lot and, by the next day, I was back to normal, though much happier than usual.

I regret having forced myself to feel again. I have since come to connect dots between how I've been trying all my life to improve, and what I experienced. I don't know if the experience would have been permanent if I hadn't forced the issue, but I want to experience it again. At the very least, I know I can stop it if I want to. Problem is, I have no way to replicate it. Caffeine and sleep deprivation are easy enough, but being so happy that my brain shuts down is, I fear, a once-in-a-lifetime deal. I've tried some adrenaline junkie events, and even (accidentally) almost died once, but it didn't do what I wanted. Closest I've gotten since, though!

Even if I never achieve it again, I feel like it changed me for the better. I'm a lot more social now than I used to be, and a lot of things I was struggling with before don't bother me anymore. On the flip-side, I have some new problems in my life that I won't go into. The one sore point that hasn't changed in my life is my issue with generalized motivation - converting my thought to action - and that's why my ideal self is mentally ill.

yeah uh

you should probably bring this up with your therapist

# ? Dec 2, 2017 14:30

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

loquacius posted:

you should probably bring this up with your therapist

This applies to both feshes, really

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:24

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Imagine if it's the same therapist.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:26

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

Has anyone done that "Submit multiple feshes to see if we get its the same guy but with multiple personality disorder" trick yet? I got here late.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:53

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Some new problems you wont go into? :confuoot:

# ? Dec 2, 2017 18:51

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

ohhhhh poo poo guys we got a punks v conspiracy theorist war on our hands

yeah uh

you should probably bring this up with your therapist

Punk community is about getting with underage girls? Did not know that. I thought I just liked the same music and style. Also sweet delicious heroin. Time to toss away my copies of �Fun House� and all my Bad Brains cds. Can I at least keep my Exploited and Cramps stuff? First I find out I did 911 and now this. SAD!

I always rode the fine line between goth, punk and rockabilly. Are the other two genres ok? I wish the confessor could provide a list of what is acceptable. So is Jerry Lee Lewis okay? Gary Glitter was a straight up dude yeah? Led Zeppelin? Please tell us conspiragoon.

Time fer WAAAAAAAUGH!

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

What's up fellow multiscene rider! I was always between the Chicago rivethead and punk scenes (was in an industrial band and lived in a punk squat). My punk friends still like to call me a "goth kid" to piss me off.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 04:05

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