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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
this is all the illuminati at work

https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/937095417694695426

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

General Dog posted:

Maybe Mike Riley agreed to take care of recruiting until Frost gets there
This was actually no poo poo the thing he did better than Pelini

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I remeber when Brian Kelly bailed on Cinci's BCS game and his players savaged him

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/coachtaggart/status/937156608416661505

Seems like Taggart is staying in Oregon

dphi
Jul 9, 2001
I'm not convinced, had a recruit decommit tonight too

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Judas posted:

Great passover dinner with Jeezo and my bros. Looking forward to getting back on the road and spreading the Word on Monday! #kingdomofheaven
9:08 PM Mar. 21, 0029

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Oregon’s a pretty great job y’all. Wouldn’t surprise me if he stayed.



In which case, :laffo: FSU.

KIFFIN TIME

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Komet posted:

I thought that Gendo was literally dead

I don't think Gendo's dead?

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.
Jan 16, 2002

SourKraut posted:

I don't think Gendo's dead?

Nope, alive and well. Facebook friends. Seems to be doing well.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

Asproigerosis posted:

what kind of lovely coach leaves his team before the playoffs?

1. They’re not in the playoffs and knew they had no chance of getting in at all.
2. He’s staying to coach the bowl game, anyways.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Nah he ain't

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ajc/status/937176151658778624?s=17

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back
If the Tee Martin as OC and associate head coach is true, I would be down with that. I hope he reaches out to other Vols like Jay Graham.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I could see Les kinda being a 1-2 season deal, enough to get the stink off this season's coaching search and stabilizing recruiting.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Any team looking for a new OC should look at Matt Kubik at Louisiana Monroe. Took an offense that was 111th in the country last year and turned it into the 17th ranked offense in the country in his first year.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Bring Jim Bob Cooter home, Tenn

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

LeeMajors posted:

Oregon’s a pretty great job y’all. Wouldn’t surprise me if he stayed.



In which case, :laffo: FSU.

KIFFIN TIME

Wasn't aware there's only one good coach in the entire country that FSU could go after before Kiffin.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Wasn't aware there's only one good coach in the entire country that FSU could go after before Kiffin.

True. Bielama is available, for instance.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/Prehmmr247/status/937170046337499136

pillsburysoldier posted:

Bring Jim Bob Cooter home, Tenn

I think he already turned it down, wants to stay in the NFL.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Wasn't aware there's only one good coach in the entire country that FSU could go after before Kiffin.

yeah kinda like how tennessee didnt get mullen so GREG SCHIANO

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Stunt Rock posted:

1. They’re not in the playoffs and knew they had no chance of getting in at all.
2. He’s staying to coach the bowl game, anyways.

the joke was getting hosed out of a rightful playoff spot

4 team playoff is stupid and should have been a 1 year jumpoff at most.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Relentlessboredomm posted:

Wasn't aware there's only one good coach in the entire country that FSU could go after before Kiffin.

Don’t get all snippy two days into the carousel.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
The carousel doesn't end, my friend

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Relentlessboredomm posted:

Wasn't aware there's only one good coach in the entire country that FSU could go after before Kiffin.

Lol are you new to the thread or something? Don't be salty your coach dumped you for an uptown girl.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

JesustheDarkLord posted:

The carousel doesn't end, my friend

Imagine four coaches on the edge of a cliff

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Mahoning posted:

Any team looking for a new OC should look at Matt Kubik at Louisiana Monroe. Took an offense that was 111th in the country last year and turned it into the 17th ranked offense in the country in his first year.

He was awesome at Stephen F Austin too. He and Gilbert at USF should both be getting looks for major conference OC or mid major head coaching jobs.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

nate fisher posted:

If the Tee Martin as OC and associate head coach is true, I would be down with that. I hope he reaches out to other Vols like Jay Graham.

If that’s the staff they’re aiming for, that’s a fine job considering the poo poo that’s happened.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

LeeMajors posted:

Don’t get all snippy two days into the carousel.

Lane Kiffin is a trash person and being mad at the prospect of hiring him seems fine. Especially with people unironically pushing him for major jobs

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I unironically want kiffin2FSU :getin:

Also what's the deal with Troy's coach. Dude won the fun belt and got ten wins and beat LSU. Surprised he hasn't gotten a look.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

an adult beverage posted:

I unironically want kiffin2FSU :getin:

Also what's the deal with Troy's coach. Dude won the fun belt and got ten wins and beat LSU. Surprised he hasn't gotten a look.
Neal Brown? All the focus right now is on the big names and apparently nobody wants to take a chance on Brown. I'm sure he'll get a good job once everything settles.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Brown would be second on my list for Arkansas after Norvell. I’d also much rather have him than Miles if I were Tennessee but they don’t seem to be looking at G5 coaches at all

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LeeMajors posted:

Don’t get all snippy two days into the carousel.

counterpoint: gently caress you and your bitch rear end gator crew :colbert:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MourningView posted:

Lane Kiffin is a trash person and being mad at the prospect of hiring him seems fine. Especially with people unironically pushing him for major jobs

It’s a good thing was phrasing was clearly antagonistic and not at all serious.

Randaconda posted:

counterpoint: gently caress you and your bitch rear end gator crew :colbert:

Congrats on squeaking into a bowl by paying ULM 1.2M to reschedule, that isn’t embarrassing at all.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Looks like Brown won ten games at Troy last year too. Maybe a possible UCF candidate if he doesn't get a P5 job?

Randaconda posted:

counterpoint: gently caress you and your bitch rear end gator crew :colbert:

*unsheaths Katana* taste my blade

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I'd be legit happy for both Les and Tennessee if this happens.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

LeeMajors posted:

Don’t get all snippy two days into the carousel.


vyst posted:

Lol are you new to the thread or something? Don't be salty your coach dumped you for an uptown girl.

Not salty y'all are just real dumb with your fantasies. I know Tennessee has gotten everyone excited and half of you are gator fans jerking off to FSU being garbage but chill. If they whiff on their first pick the second will probably fairly boring.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LeeMajors posted:

It’s a good thing was phrasing was clearly antagonistic and not at all serious.


Congrats on squeaking into a bowl by paying ULM 1.2M to reschedule, that isn’t embarrassing at all.

what bowl game are you guys going to

also

who won this year

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

an adult beverage posted:

Looks like Brown won ten games at Troy last year too. Maybe a possible UCF candidate if he doesn't get a P5 job?


*unsheaths Katana* taste my blade

this is florida, yo

*pulls out pistol*

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Randaconda posted:

what bowl game are you guys going to

also

who won this year

Feel good about paying 1.2M so you could travel to Shreveport or some poo poo? Woof.

Also I’m glad Nussmeier doesn’t get to call plays for one more second, so I feel p good about our situation.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Not salty y'all are just real dumb with your fantasies. I know Tennessee has gotten everyone excited and half of you are gator fans jerking off to FSU being garbage but chill. If they whiff on their first pick the second will probably fairly boring.

I’m sure you guys will hire someone fine, but you sound way too salty on a comedy forum. You get bodysnatched by Crotch Bat?

Also, FSU has been garbage in my lifetime so I don’t need to jerk off to the fantasy. I’ve experienced it.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LeeMajors posted:

Feel good about paying 1.2M so you could travel to Shreveport or some poo poo? Woof.

Also I’m glad Nussmeier doesn’t get to call plays for one more second, so I feel p good about our situation.


I’m sure you guys will hire someone fine, but you sound way too salty on a comedy forum. You get bodysnatched by Crotch Bat?

Also, FSU has been garbage in my lifetime so I don’t need to jerk off to the fantasy. I’ve experienced it.

"Garbage"

I mean, we never had a losing season, unlike other teams in Florida. :colbert:

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