The Fool posted:Stop me when you’re triggered I got as far as D
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 18:05 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 11:21 |
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Folks at my last place of work seem to have begrudgingly accepted Epic. We're going live with Cerner at my current place, not seeing a lot of smiles.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 18:09 |
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The Fool posted:Stop me when you’re triggered I had a dental office want me to replace their MSP that was doing a horrible job. I took one look at their EMR system, EZDental and noped the gently caress outta there!
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 18:24 |
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The Fool posted:Stop me when you’re triggered Literally the biggest rage face emoji.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 18:25 |
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ChubbyThePhat posted:Literally the biggest rage face emoji. Either that or a dude sitting at an empty desk, with a gun and a bottle of whisky in each hand.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 19:08 |
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One of the hospitals I support recently instituted parking fees in their ramps. Since I'm essentially an MSP, the contract manager for the hospital network had to get badge access added so I don't have to pay when I head there to fix poo poo. She just emailed me the correspondence with the parking project coordinator, which includes this gem: "Could you let me know more specifically what they will be doing that requires parking access? Will they be working out of their cars, transporting materials, responding to emergency calls, etc?" "Yes." It ended with me being able to park without paying, but I can imagine the eyeroll on the other end.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:24 |
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*Thinks of the boxes of DDR1/DDR2 RAM chips we have sitting on a shelf*
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:53 |
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Super Slash posted:*Thinks of the boxes of DDR1/DDR2 RAM chips we have sitting on a shelf* *builds a noose instead*
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 20:54 |
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ConfusedUs posted:I got as far as D Triggered by the D?
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 23:51 |
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My wife is a physician, and her EMR software resizes dynamically based on screen resolution, but does not add scrollbars when sized below the minimum. And is not manually resizable. This works exceedingly well over Citrix.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:22 |
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Papa John Misty posted:My wife is a physician, and her EMR software resizes dynamically based on screen resolution, but does not add scrollbars when sized below the minimum. And is not manually resizable. This works exceedingly well over Citrix. Sounds absolutely par for the course.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:31 |
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I've written two very tiny Win32 applications for the most trivial things that was more for my own whim and I put more effort into making sure the window worked ok than that company did apparently.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:38 |
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Super Slash posted:*Thinks of the boxes of DDR1/DDR2 RAM chips we have sitting on a shelf* My current desktop still uses DDR-2. If you REALLY want to ditch them, I could use 16GB...
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 02:19 |
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I am going to use my 64 gigs of ddr 3 until memory prices make sense again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 02:21 |
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Sickening posted:I am going to use my 64 gigs of ddr 3 until memory prices make sense again. *32 years later* Sickening: ...gently caress
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 04:39 |
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Samizdata posted:My current desktop still uses DDR-2. If you REALLY want to ditch them, I could use 16GB... You and me both brother, however I arrived after IT was run like a mad-house so nobody gets dibs on old kit. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A colleague "borrowing" a USG-PRO-4 for home I watched a mountain of Mid spec computers taken away for WEEE disposal All that equipment will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to work. It's funny because staff could purchase old machines at a highly cut price, but it got slammed down from legal and HR because fee fees could be hurt if people missed out.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 12:05 |
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One of my coworkers quit to start an msp for dental offices only. It's a profitable niche that we won't touch
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 21:12 |
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Super Slash posted:You and me both brother, however I arrived after IT was run like a mad-house so nobody gets dibs on old kit. Wow, suck. I am still on a Dell Vostro 420, with upgraded RAM, drives, PSU, and GPU, and I will be getting a better "new to me" case with a water cooler soon. This machine shows the joys of scavenging, seeing as the most I have spent on it was like $40.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:04 |
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Entropic posted:Got it in one. its hands down the worst software i've ever used. it frightens me that there are hospitals that run it.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:38 |
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lampey posted:One of my coworkers quit to start an msp for dental offices only. It's a profitable niche that we won't touch Dentists were the worst loving clients we had. Poor guy.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 12:06 |
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Yeah, I did some short term work for an MSP for dental offices in a major city and holy poo poo was it awful. Some offices have a plenum directly above where the dentists are working, and we're talking a space just big enough for the dental chair. Easily smaller than standard small network closets.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 14:12 |
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I've been reading ye olde tales of Dick Trauma in the old thread and I just got to the part where he escaped Tony and got a good job. I don't want to keep reading because I frequent the poo poo Pissing Me Off thread and I know how this ends
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:08 |
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"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" "Is someone actively working on the licensing issue?" No, you dumb poo poo. We're just going to throw up our hands and say 'oh well!' gently caress I hate devs.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 13:15 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" We're passively working on the licensing issue. Thanks for chiming in.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:16 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" Nope. We are going to sit around, play poker and laugh while we watch all you dumbass devs panic. Then we're taking a long lunch. Then we have the department weekly FPS tournament....
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:24 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" HOLY MOLY WE HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. I'LL FORWARD YOUR SUGGESTION TO MY SUPERVISOR TO HOPEFULLY IMMEDIATELY PLAN A COURSE OF ACTION!!!!11
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:36 |
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Speaking of throwbacks, has anyone heard from Larches lately?
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:42 |
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I’ve definitely been in situations where “we’re having a licensing issue with a vendor” meant “we forgot to order some of the licenses”.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:51 |
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Entropic posted:I’ve definitely been in situations where “we’re having a licensing issue with a vendor” meant “we forgot to order some of the licenses”. Or "the check bounced".
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 15:03 |
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mllaneza posted:Or "the check bounced". Story time?
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 15:04 |
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Samizdata posted:Nope. We are going to sit around, play poker and laugh while we watch all you dumbass devs panic. Then we're taking a long lunch. Then we have the department weekly FPS tournament.... Are you hiring?
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 15:11 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" You joke, but sometimes it's good to sanity check. It would be better phrased as "who is working on the licensing issue with <vendor>, and is there a rough estimate on when that will be resolved?"
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 15:49 |
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quote:I'm at the...closed switch which is locked using a combo lock does anyone know the combo? quote:Bolt cutters, we never installed combo locks. This exchange made me giggle
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 15:54 |
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Samizdata posted:Nope. We are going to sit around, play poker and laugh while we watch all you dumbass devs panic. Then we're taking a long lunch. Then we have the department weekly FPS tournament.... Again, you joke, but I am currently in the situation where a simple change of mobile phone service provider has been stuck in Purchasing Hell for nearly 6 months now, despite the vendor already having been evaluated, price checked and contract agreed. Simply because it turns out that the budget approval process has it categorised in the same class as if we were buying a new HQ or corporate take-over.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 16:05 |
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Entropic posted:I’ve definitely been in situations where “we’re having a licensing issue with a vendor” meant “we forgot to order some of the licenses”. Best I've come across was a website and the devs bought licenses for a subsystem they used to make it nice and fancy. 2 days before public release someone read the terms of the license and found out that the license was only good enough for the devs to use (as it was based on unique users - not concurrent). And the site was expected to hit around a million unique visitors since it was a website for a public event. At like $50/user. Devs did a lot of work in that 48 hours.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 16:27 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:"Deployments for <product> are going to be delayed due to a licensing issue with the vendor" I wish we lived in a world where that question merited an indignant response, but it's plausible to me that the answer would be either "no," or a dissembling "uhhh, we'll get right back to you on that" in some places. At the very least, you have confirmed for your devs that the issue is licensing and you're not waiting on anything from the dev team.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 17:05 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:I've been reading ye olde tales of Dick Trauma in the old thread and I just got to the part where he escaped Tony and got a good job. I don't want to keep reading because I frequent the poo poo Pissing Me Off thread and I know how this ends HA HA HA
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 18:55 |
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Boogalo posted:Speaking of throwbacks, has anyone heard from Larches lately? This. We need a Larches update
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 19:23 |
Last I heard, his boss was still a total micromanaging douche, but larches was in full DGAF mode anyway.
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# ? Dec 5, 2017 19:32 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 11:21 |
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I got Cisco Finesse dropped on me today and I really hate this bullshit of making everything run through a web browser now a days. I don't even really have a problem with it but separate programs with keyboard shortcuts their own window is just easier you know. LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Dec 5, 2017 |
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