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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Jags, we got this one Jacoby "The Brisket" Brissett...

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

pubic works project posted:

Jags, we got this one Jacoby "The Brisket" Brissett...

You might only have him until tomorrow, if the last game was any indication.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

TSBX posted:

You might only have him until tomorrow, if the last game was any indication.

You break him, you buy him.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
A Manning should always be on top of the AFC South. Just feels right.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Athanatos posted:

A Manning should always be on top of the AFC South. Just feels right.

I'd rather have Cousins, since it looks like grabbing a good QB out of the draft, assuming any look good, is impossible since we'll be probably be picking in the mid/late 20s somewhere.

Comedy option: Trade for Alex Smith.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Randaconda posted:

I'd rather have Cousins, since it looks like grabbing a good QB out of the draft, assuming any look good, is impossible since we'll be probably be picking in the mid/late 20s somewhere.

Comedy option: Trade for Alex Smith.

Alex Smith would be a dramatic improvement

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

purkey posted:

Alex Smith would be a dramatic improvement

Yeah, but that doesn't seem like Ol' Man Coughlin's style.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Get Eli and draft a QB in the first tbh

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/HoesBible/status/933697501491757056

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

There's a joke about Jacksonville's football loyalties this year somewhere.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
A portrayal of noted FSU alumni, Telvin Smith and Jalen Ramsey.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It really has been a surprise how good Telvin has turned out to be. I figured with his lack of size he'd be a career back/spot starter at the most, and probably not even that.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Better get ready to update the thread title.

e: Or maybe not!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
duvallllllllllllllllllll

Frustrated
Jun 12, 2003

Remember when the Texans beat the Titans 57-14? Those were good times...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans were in position to beat the Titans despite having basically no offensive skill position players healthy and starting Tom Savage

By the end of the game, their receiving corps was a scatback who's been on the team for two weeks converted to slot receiver, their kick returner, a second year undrafted TE, and Nuk who for some reason never got the ball thrown his way unless he was double covered

I can live with it

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I don’t honestly know how the Titans are 8-4, but I’ll take it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I don't know who was calling the Texans/Titans game, but he called this a disappointing year for the Texans and for the city of Houston

Something happened in Houston a month ago you may be aware of my dude

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Sitting here laughing at the Henry td

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
After the pick I turned it off to watch the end of Jets/Chiefs, what happened

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mega64 posted:

I don’t honestly know how the Titans are 8-4, but I’ll take it.

They have the look

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Mega64 posted:

I don’t honestly know how the Titans are 8-4, but I’ll take it.

This is my reaction. Missed watching most of the last few games due to work but what I do see is constantly lovely offensive playcalling as we work hard to not score points. And then the defense bails us out.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

After the pick I turned it off to watch the end of Jets/Chiefs, what happened

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/937433210954268672?s=09

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Eh the game was over anyway unless he somehow runs OOB short of the first

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Fournette had one of the worst carries that I’ve ever seen today

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

purkey posted:

Fournette had one of the worst carries that I’ve ever seen today
He kinda has no vision

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
titans bitch

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Colts are winning the race to the bottom for best draft position!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Every time I see how well regarded Brandon Brooks is for the Eagles, I get madder and madder at Rick Smith

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

He kinda has no vision

That's okay, he echolocates like a bat.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Fournette had one of the worst carries that I’ve ever seen today
I missed it, got a vid?

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I missed it, got a vid?

Been looking for one. It was a bizarre 6 yard loss where he just gave up ground for no reason and walked out of bounds.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Intruder posted:

Every time I see how well regarded Brandon Brooks is for the Eagles, I get madder and madder at Rick Smith

You should never cease being mad at Rick Smith

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shinjobi posted:

You should never cease being mad at Rick Smith

Well he did draft Deshaun Watson

Watt and Mercilus were apparently both all Ed Wade so :baby: is cool with me

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Well he did draft Deshaun Watson

Watt and Mercilus were apparently both all Ed Wade so :baby: is cool with me

I'd attribute Watson's success to BOB exclusively, strange as complimenting O'Brien sounds. Watson looked way improved from preseason. In another, shittier system, I could see Watson busting.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




pubic works project posted:

Jags, we got this one Jacoby "The Brisket" Brissett...

https://soundcloud.com/user-16664237/jake-brisket

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Going to the Jags/Texans game. Anyone have any suggestions for bars fairly near the stadium?

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
AFCS fun fact: DeShaun Watson still leads the division in passing TD’s by 7. He has not played in 5 games.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
19 TDs in 7 games, one of which he came in unexpectedly at halftime followed by a Thursday start. It was amazing

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

It's 5 TDs, but still pretty nuts

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