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That was a ton of boob juice that kid just threw up.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:19
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Dec 4, 2017 02:40
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Caufman posted:Was all of that real? You don't have kids do you.
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None that I raise.
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Caufman posted:Was all of that real? No that's for sure real
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Babies are basically stomachs with arms.
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And an rear end in a top hat, always be aware of the rear end in a top hat.
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Bad Munki posted:And an rear end in a top hat, always be aware of the rear end in a top hat. An rear end in a top hat that basically exudes hot road tar, until they're on solid food.
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Dec 4, 2017 03:39
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DryGoods posted:https://i.imgur.com/jiq8jkx.gifv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ9JT1WOGjk&t=19s
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:An rear end in a top hat that basically exudes hot road tar, until they're on solid food. And that's when it gets really bad.
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It's why this bit was so good in GotG2.
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duz posted:It's why this bit was so good in GotG2. Totally unrealistic. A real baby waits until it's in your arms and then projectile vomits all over you. There's much more than baby groot made, too.
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Bad Munki posted:And an rear end in a top hat, always be aware of the rear end in a top hat. Let me tell you about the unexpected horror of getting shat in the face. Of getting your outline sprayed like a horrid screen print in the negative and in feces onto the bathroom tiles across the room. Of the dripping. Just give me the excuse and I will regale you. E: and the screaming. Oh God the Screaming (mine)
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lord funk posted:We did one of those in Shanghai and it was hilariously janky. Like, it looked like they spent $180 at Spencer's to create the lightshow for a $42 million underwater tunnel. Love that thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ugUDYcr9hw
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LifeSunDeath posted:Donald Trump Jr.?
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Having a kid sounds loving terrible.
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Terrible loving leads to having kids.
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I swear I can smell it through my screen.
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enigmahfc posted:Having a kid sounds loving terrible. Its not that bad; its actually awesome. Mostly, people just like sharing war stories.
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Bored posted:Oh god! Why’d they have to make it toss its head?! Or wear a goddamn Plague Doctor-looking mask?
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Caufman posted:Was all of that real? naw, looks like formula milk, actual boob juice has a slight yellow/beige tinge tastes sweeter too
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enigmahfc posted:Having a kid sounds loving terrible. Yeah, a lot of my friends are having kids or expecting and it's fun seeing them complain about always being awake at night and constantly tired dealing with the stupid poo poo that having a kid brings. Sounds like a lot of work to raise someone that's probably going to hate you in their teen years.
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s.i.r.e. posted:Yeah, a lot of my friends are having kids or expecting and it's fun seeing them complain about always being awake at night and constantly tired dealing with the stupid poo poo that having a kid brings. Sounds like a lot of work to raise someone that's probably going to hate you in their teen years. Being a parent is mourning the death of your personal autonomy and having a breathless panic attack at the thought of getting it back.
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s.i.r.e. posted:Yeah, a lot of my friends are having kids or expecting and it's fun seeing them complain about always being awake at night and constantly tired dealing with the stupid poo poo that having a kid brings. Sounds like a lot of work to raise someone that's probably going to hate you in their teen years. 
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What a bunch of losers, having a family and not playing hearthstone with their free time
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Please don't post the inside of my head.
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ElGroucho posted:What a bunch of losers, having a family and not playing hearthstone with their free time Real talk, there is nothing more selfish than having a family. Love, memories, bonding. None of these things are tangible or a benefit to the rest of society. Families are illogical. Best we leave breeding to those with the breeding for it.
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