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SHOAH NUFF posted:Use Dil Mil instead of shaadi.com
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I've had a suck weekend fellas. It was finally move time for the company, which if you have never moved an office from one location to the another as an IT guy...it's awful. Planning, coordinating, implementing internet, cabling, electric, hvac, new switching, moving esx hosts, san arrays, firewalls, user machines and monitors, etc. Ugh, what a pain in the rear end but it is done and everything went pretty smoothly overall and I am in desperate need of sleep.
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I met my fiancé on coffee meets bagel too, it’s pretty good
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Eli Wiggum posted:Been there done that. Anyways, this girl and I have a lot of common interests. We'll see where it goes. Just be sure you are talking to her and not her mom, that happened to me once
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I met my fiancé on coffee meets bagel too, it’s pretty good  fellow coffee-bagelerMy gf and I clicked very quickly. We both have very similar values, styles of communication and humor so it all seemed very natural. She loves the Eagles too. Her mom's even crazier about them than I am when they lose which given my reputation for meltdowns on this site when we lose is uh, saying something. I'm watching the Raiders game on Xmas with her, her mom and her dad so I pray to god we win. I don't wanna get shot or something.
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SHOAH NUFF posted:where did the thread title come from, it's a Seinfeld name in a Jurassic Park quote and it confuses me It's a Seinfeld quote Elaine is dating that jackass Brett who is obsessed with a designer named Karl Farbman Jerry is out in the rain and Brett drives up and says 
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axeil posted:Bumble's amazing. What about Farmers Only? Christian Mingle? J Date?
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Just be sure you are talking to her and not her mom, that happened to me once
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axeil posted:This. Pretty much this. Though I'm so old I remember when none of things you named really existed and IIRC match.com was the only non-skeevy option. The same basic principles applied though.
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axeil posted:This. In other news that isn't my depressingly sad social/romantic life https://twitter.com/SVP_vertpaleo/status/937807165871423489 Amazing we live in a world where all the Paleontologists are suing the President; I know Trump and the GOP have done worse things, but this is one of the more personal attacks since those monuments not only are sacred ground to Native Americans, but its also a treasure trove in Mesozoic fossils. That and I worked conservation out there, though I was pampered in Bryce Canyon when I was in the UCC, but I knew a whole ton of people who worked in Grand Staircase. They had to use horses to carry their chainsaws and cross rivers and backcountry camp all the while the work involved cutting the invasive tree Russian Olive. Russian Olive is this really awful tree that is thorny and the tough to cut along with being a really dirty wood so not only they had to carry these chainsaws all over the place, but they had to maintain them constantly to keep them cutting. (Meanwhile in Bryce Canyon I'm cutting white firs like a knife through hot butter and barely have to resharpen the saw bits) So it pisses me off all that hard work is going to go to waste. Mainly because the UT state government is going to immediately sell off all this land to fossil fuels companies even though the UT economy makes way more money on tourism (nearly 2 billion dollars) than fossil fuels (around 700 mil). And the dumb poo poo ranchers and Mormons are going to love it.
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have you considered...... craigslist?! 
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The Glumslinger posted:What about Farmers Only? Christian Mingle? J Date? Non-joke answer: the niche sites are so niche I never used them so I can't really say anything about them Match seems like it's ok too and they own Tinder/OkCupid but I never used them.
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Back in the day you had the <cityname> Phoenix which had all sorts of dating services advertised in it that come to find out were all just escort services
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axeil posted:This. I'm real bad at it I guess. I haven't had any luck on bumble or tinder in my suburb. I'm relatively normal in person but online I guess I'm a goon?
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- Get a Bumble/Tinder - Make your profile something lighthearted and noncommittal "I'm only here because Farmersonly dot com didn't work out" - make sure your pictures look normal/fun/adventurous and make sure you're not the one holding the camera - make your main profile pic the one with your dog, preferably a yellow lab - if you don't have a dog go back to step zero and rescue a pup - fuckin enjoy
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achillesforever6 posted:My problem seems mainly I overthink things way too much because I don't want to be the guy who says "Hey how's it going", but that usually that leads me going to a very specific part of their profile that makes me seem like a robot (ie "What was your major in college) or a question they get asked 10,000 times (mostly when I see someone likes video games or movies). I have a really, really good tip for you. Ask about travel. Usually people have pictures of them on trips or will say where they wanna go. It's a question that you know they care about (since they are advertising it on their page) and it makes you seem way more interesting than someone asking about movies/tv/whatever. Try this: "Oh wow, I saw you went to <COUNTRYNAME>, that's awesome! I've always wanted to go there and see <TOURISTTHING>. What was your favorite part?"
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Ehud posted:It's a Seinfeld quote I got it mixed up with “I got Dodgson here!”
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FizFashizzle posted:have you considered...... craigslist?! missed connections saw you at the gas station You had on a white shirt and were driving a black F150 Your wife was in the passenger seat but I could tell you love cock in your mouth reply with what kind of hat I was wearing so I know it's u
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Forget the girlfriend. Get a dog. Get a cute dog. Take the cute dog to a park. Meet cute girls who want to meet your cute dog.
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Blitz7x posted:- Get a Bumble/Tinder My picture was me holding a stuffed horse over my head like a Sand Person from Star Wars on top of a pile of snow. It was an utterly bizarre picture and I got a lot of messages on Bumbler/Tinder that were just "okay what the gently caress is up with your picture" If you have a good, recent photo that is funny, use that one. edit: also make sure you have at least 1 full-body photo that isn't a mirror selfie.
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Ehud posted:missed connections Shot in the dark, red MAGA hat??
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I spent most of my late 20s doing the online dating thing and one day I went on a first date off CmB and on the way home from it I deleted all my dating apps bc I knew I had found the one , Stay strong bachelor/ette goons
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Plenty of fish is horrific and everyone I know who's met someone on there (myself included) has a horror story. I once made a fake profile there to look someone up, found the douchiest photo possible (a guy wearing a fedora, a tie with no shirt) and filled my 'about me' part with language that would make the staunchest MRA blush. All this in effort to make sure no one messaged me. I still got messages. One girl was so desperate that I even said "this is a fake profile, everything on here is fake" and she went "aw, you're so honest. We should get coffee." I did not get coffee with her. I tried cougar life for a month, too. That was a mistake.
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Ehud posted:missed connections A local radio station plays those out on the air every morning. Mountains of western PA, draw your own conclusions on what they are like.
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seiferguy posted:Plenty of fish is horrific and everyone I know who's met someone on there (myself included) has a horror story. I once made a fake profile there to look someone up, found the douchiest photo possible (a guy wearing a fedora, a tie with no shirt) and filled my 'about me' part with language that would make the staunchest MRA blush. All this in effort to make sure no one messaged me. I still got messages. One girl was so desperate that I even said "this is a fake profile, everything on here is fake" and she went "aw, you're so honest. We should get coffee." I did not get coffee with her. Tell me anecdotes about cougar life, please.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Tell me anecdotes about cougar life, please. Sadly there isn't much to say, which was why it was a mistake. The majority of the profiles there were 1. Fake, 2. Showed ages of being early 20s, 3. Both 1 and 2, 4. Women that only wanted long term relationships. I'm pretty sure they're owned by the same parent company as Ashley Madison too. I only chatted up one woman there. We chatted for awhile, exchanged a few lewd photos, but then another (younger) woman entered my life and I never did meet up with her.
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Pof is slumpbuster central and the best case on there is you come across someone as honest as yourself.
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My divorced buddy loves Ashley Madison. He thinks it's the greatest thing in the history of the world
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:My divorced buddy loves Ashley Madison. He thinks it's the greatest thing in the history of the world I noticed you included pertinent information about your friend
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Ugh I don't even loving remember how to date. I met this girl nearly 3 years ago working at Barnes and Noble and before that I was at school so meeting girls was easy as hell. gently caress do I do now? I'm basically a stew of fat and social anxiety seasoned with weird habits and neuroses. My best man told me 2 days before my wedding that he thought I would never find anybody. I've somehow parlayed this into a stable 13-year relationship and marriage. I know the situation sucks but I think you'll be fine. Edit: I hope that doesn't sound dismissive. Your situation sucks but you can absolutely get through it and don't sweat dating. Weirder people have gone on to have happy relationships. 
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seiferguy posted:Plenty of fish is horrific and everyone I know who's met someone on there (myself included) has a horror story. I once made a fake profile there to look someone up, found the douchiest photo possible (a guy wearing a fedora, a tie with no shirt) and filled my 'about me' part with language that would make the staunchest MRA blush. All this in effort to make sure no one messaged me. I still got messages. One girl was so desperate that I even said "this is a fake profile, everything on here is fake" and she went "aw, you're so honest. We should get coffee." I did not get coffee with her. She was going to dope your coffee and then sell your organs on the black market so you made a good choice, but also quote:I once made a fake profile there to look someone up What the gently caress?
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I noticed you included pertinent information about your friend Took a second but when I got it, I laughed
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Skwirl posted:What the gently caress? I was looking to see if my ex was on there. Wounds were fresh. I think you were granted a few free searches then it told you that you needed an account. So I made one.
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This was incredibly my poo poo.
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My daughter has one of those sets and would probably like this. 
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It's funny seeing "Just don't be a creep" followed by a mathematical breakdown of message to hookup ratio Also didn't it come out that like 90% of the women on Ashley Madison are bots
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Get a cute dog. Take the cute dog to a park. Meet cute girls who want to meet your cute dog. Get a corgi and have women throw themselves at Also +1-ing the "go to classes at the gym" route, even if it's just to make friends. Where I live like half of my friends are people that I met going to this one guy's classes at the gym in my neighborhood.
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this was really cool. i had those train tracks + thomas the tank engine train as a kid. they were good stuff. Intruder posted:It's funny seeing "Just don't be a creep" followed by a mathematical breakdown of message to hookup ratio I can't deny my mathematical nature 
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