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Toops posted:holy poo poo what the gently caress is that word salad.
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Zzr posted:fuzzymodem.rear end : brutally takedowned No, we're not going there.
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Don't drop the soap! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, we're not going there.  In case you missed it the first round, here is the cleaned up version. (i.e. ingredients broken out at the top.)Chili for the Fat Guys that like eating chili and watching football This is enough ingredients to make two versions of the chili, a normal and spicier variety I'm guessing you can serve about 12 to 15 bowls from each version. (Next batch will be for an annual playoff party and I'll try to keep count.) Ingredients list: 3tb oil for cooking 5 large onions 10 large jalapeno 5 hot peppers (habanero, scotch bonnet, etc.) 5tb oregano 3/4cup chili powder 4.5tb cumin 1t cayenne 6-8 dried peppers (chili, jalapeno, etc.) 1.5tb salt 1.5t pepper 8cloves garlic 4 bay leaves 2 large oranges 4 limes Bottle of Coke a Cola 1 - 7.5oz chipotle in adobe 1 - 12oz chipotle in adobe 3 - 28oz cans diced tomatoes 2 - 6oz tomato paste 4-6lbs stew beef or chuck shoulder 4-6lbs pork shoulder =============================================== Takes about 2 days to cook. Prepare the beef and pork during the week and assemble the final chili on Friday evening/Saturday morning. (If you want to the chili for college games, move it forward a day if only watch pro.) Prepare the Beef: Cube tough/cheap meat into 1" chunks--4 pounds or so. The tougher the meat the better it is going to stay together through the cooking process--something like chuck shoulder works well. You can use stew beef if you don't want to cut the meat into chunks. When trimming, keep the fat and lose some of the larger muscle fibers. Dice one and half largish onions Dice 4 large jalapeno Depending on your skillet size you'll probably need to cook in batches. Toss the onions and jalapeno into the skillet with a bit of oil for a few minutes before you add the meat. Cook until browned. Drain the fat and put the batch of meat into a Dutch oven. Once you have all the meat in the Dutch oven add: 1/2tb oregano 4c garlic 1/3+ cup chili powder 1tb cumin 1t cayenne Toss everything over a low heat for five minutes or so. Give a chunk of meat a taste and make sure it starts normal and finishes hot. Put the Dutch oven into a fridge for a day or so. ----------------------------------- Dried Pepper paste De-stem and de-seed a bunch of dried peppers--jalapenos, scotch bonnets, etc--a chili or two won't hurt Soak in water for 15-20 minutes Drain and put in a food processor and turn them into paste. Use some of the pepper paste when you cook the pork and save the rest for the chili base ----------------------------------- Prepare the Pork: Mix in a small bowl 1.5tb salt 1.5t pepper 1.5tb cumin 1.5tb oregano 8c garlic 2tb of the dried pepper paste Smear it all over a 6ish pound Pork Shoulder bone-in. Put the pork in a crock pot. Add 1.5 onions sliced/large chunks 4 bay leaves Extract the juice from 2 large oranges 4 limes Add enough coke to cover the pork Slow cook the pork for 5 to 6 hours on low. Don't over cook the pork, get the temperature to 145 but don't cook the pork so long it shreds. The pork will be right when the fat pulls away from the meat easily, but the bone still needs to be cut out. Don't worry too much about getting the pork over 145degrees, we'll heat it up later to make sure there is no trichinosis Cube the pork into 1" chunks, removing all the fat. Cooking the meat or the pork too much at this stage will make for a much soupier and less chunky chili later. ----------------------------------- Make the Chili base and Assemble: I make two versions of the chili base--one normal and one hot. Most people can handle the normal base. Folks that like hot food will enjoy the hotter base. Normal Version: Heat a Dutch oven with 1tb of oil add 1 diced onion and 2-3 diced jalapenos Saute over medium heat for 5 to 10 minutes until onions start to turn transparent Add: 7.5oz chipotle in adobe 42oz diced tomatoes 6oz tomato paste simmer for a bit to eliminate some of the water add: 1tb cumin 1.5tb oregano 2tb+ chili powder half/2lbs of each type of the meat Mix it well and put in the oven at 275degrees for 90minutes ********************************* Hot Version: Heat a Dutch oven with 1tb of oil add 1 diced onion, 2-3 diced jalapenos, 4-5 diced hotter peppers (I used habanero, jalafuego, and scotch bonnet) (careful with the hotter peppers--wash your hands...) Saute over medium heat for 5 to 10 minutes until onions start to turn transparent Add: 12oz chipotle in adobe 42oz diced tomatoes 6oz tomato paste 2tb of the dried pepper tomato paste simmer for a bit to eliminate some of the water add: 1tb cumin 1.5tb oregano 2tb+ chili powder half/2lbs of each type of the meat Mix it well and put in the oven at 275degrees for 60minutes at the 60 minute mark, pull it out and add 2tb of ground cayenne pepper--and put back in the oven for 30 minutes. You should be able to tell the difference between the normal and hot chili by smell alone. Serve with fresh chopped cilantro, raw, diced onions. sliced cheddar cheese, and sour cream.
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Sorry I missed that recipe; it looks awesome.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:Here's that weather app interview - https://vimeo.com/246022163 #1 I see Erin wore his best outfit #2 Chris is walking like he poo poo his pants again #3 Didn't watch the rest after the first 10 second #4 Again why is a loving weather app doing interviews for CIG?
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Guys - I didn't even derail the thread this time.
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Dusty Lens posted:It's always bugged me that everyone rips on the British for boiling everything but the Italians get a free pass for boiling pasta. Italians boil everything in tomatoes.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Guys - I didn't even derail the thread this time. True, it just got all... fuzzy... around here.
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Blue On Blue posted:#4 Again why is a loving weather app doing interviews for CIG? To show that it's not a scam. There are other people interviewing CIG! Just like other legitimate companies get interviewed by outside groups.
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Rugganovich posted:Italians boil everything in tomatoes. Which is amazing when compared to the piss that the british use.
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Rad Russian posted:To show that it's not a scam. There are other people interviewing CIG! Just like other legitimate companies get interviewed by outside groups. 
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DapperDon posted:Okay so I have this recipe I am trying to nail down. It has a constant base flavor that I am currently addicted to. But I have been experimenting with other components. It's a fun dish with hot and sweet sausages, chicken breast, the largest shrimp I can find, garlic, red & green pepper, onion, baby bella mushrooms served over pasta with olive oil, balsam, and Parmesan. So my question is, besides the seasoning and herbs, would you do a sauce or no?? Thinly sliced garlic barely browned in the olive oil, add equal amount of cooking water, should be all you need
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Enot posted:Why is Derek decompiling CIG's source code? Isn't that illegal? Running a debugger on your own machine to see what something is doing is not in any way illegal. Which is what I'm guessing he's doing as opposed to decompiling poo poo. Not due to any legal concerns, but it's just easier.
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I'll give the chilli recipe a shot sometime in the future and provide a trip report. I'm adding star anise, though, as it should be in all chilli to make with the earthiness.
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Blue On Blue posted:#4 Again why is a loving weather app doing interviews for CIG? I already called it. MyRadar is smart. They want to be installed on Star Citizens' phones. Why you ask? Well, so that MyRadar can gather user data from the most gullible and loyal market segment in the history of earth. Never forget: The currency of our tech economy is not dollars. It's user data.
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Sharik posted:the question is who paid to whom MyRadar is paying, guarantee it. The way it works in mobile advertising is that you pay for "user acquisition." User acquisition means the Advertiser (MyRadar) pays to be installed on the phone of the User (the Star Citizen), who is "owned" by the Publisher (CIG). So who is the target user? The Star Citizen. CIG owns the users, MyRadar wants access to them, so MyRadar pays. Now MyRadar's app can show in-app advertisements for other products and apps who want to acquire users just like MyRadar did. Because the Star Citizen market segment is so specific and predictable, it's highly targetable. So MyRadar now becomes the Publisher selling the Users they now "own" to other Advertisers. This flow of users, and the money paid to "acquire" them, is the reason we have a functioning economy. Toops fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Dec 6, 2017 |
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fuctifino posted:Fuzzy Modem got 45 years. He should be out in time for the release of SC. I'm glad he is no longer going to be within reach of any kids. He was a rotten one, to be sure.
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Sandweed posted:What game is that supposed to be?
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Sandweed posted:What game is that supposed to be? Chris Roberts version of War Thunder
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https://twitter.com/StarCitizenCAN/status/938287582361866240 https://twitter.com/jak_spittle/status/938286324603342849 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/207114063?t=02h31m38s
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https://twitter.com/ShazMyBot/status/938283102501253122 https://twitter.com/TheBristolBoy88/status/938280170108129281 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/207137800?t=02h21m30s
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/MercenaryThorrn/status/938305288175783936 Is one side of his face paralyzed?
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/MercenaryThorrn/status/938305288175783936 My favorite part is not that the server crashes just as he's arriving at the place he wanted to go, in the ship he wanted to be in (which probably took an hour), and instantly got a criminal record due to CIG's buggy bullshit "criminal" system. No. My favorite part is that he muses to his subs "hey, I wonder when I reconnect if I'll be at the same place in my ship because of persistence. Also, I'll probably still have my criminal record, due to persistence." Did he spawn in to his last position? No. Did he spawn in the ship he was last in? No. Did he wake up back in his Port Olisar wank-pod? Yes. Did he have a criminal record? No. There's no persistence man. This game's never coming out. For the record, persistence is one of the trickiest things to get right, especially on the programming side. You have to account for every edge case. It can't have any bugs, because persistence bugs are what make people ragequit/uninstall/refund games. It means losing progress, and even the Stariest of Citizens will rightly lose their poo poo if persistence isn't near-perfect.
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The Titanic posted:I’d offer to get into a sideshow slap fight with you too so you don’t feel left out but you’d probably beat me up and I’m really a pansy. If we fought with brutal take out as our contest, you'd most certainly win, since when it comes to hot spicy food I am the biggest pansy there is.
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Sandweed posted:What game is that supposed to be? World of tanks, the game client used to rape the hell outta 1 core unless you manually made the client utilize all cores.
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The Titanic posted:Good info. You seem better than me. I can hit a can, then hit it again on the ground. You're saying you don't want the gun to hit you in the face? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJjaj7pXsA
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All these pages, and no one seems to have suggested that the Fuzzy Modem situation only wins extra Britishness points for Star Citizen.
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Dooguk posted:Coutts jester?  
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Enot posted:Why is Derek decompiling CIG's source code? Isn't that illegal? Derek is now doxxing CIG's code itself. That evil man.
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The Titanic posted:I’d offer to get into a sideshow slap fight with you too so you don’t feel left out but you’d probably beat me up and I’m really a pansy. Can't you just do a 1-hit KO with some SQL code that drops him from the user table? 
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Toops posted:My favorite part is not that the server crashes just as he's arriving at the place he wanted to go, in the ship he wanted to be in (which probably took an hour), and instantly got a criminal record due to CIG's buggy bullshit "criminal" system. No. My favorite part is that he muses to his subs "hey, I wonder when I reconnect if I'll be at the same place in my ship because of persistence. Also, I'll probably still have my criminal record, due to persistence." I really really wish they got persistence. Imagine all these people stranded on planets because they parked their ship in a way they can't reach the ladder anymore. They'd log off, log back in, and still be stranded on the same planet, desperately calling for help in chat. And nobody would come, because the game is too unstable.
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Nyast posted:I really really wish they got persistence. Imagine all these people stranded on planets because they parked their ship in a way they can't reach the ladder anymore. They'd log off, log back in, and still be stranded on the same planet, desperately calling for help in chat. And nobody would come, because the game is too unstable. Nobody would come because they are too afraid it is a trap created by goons to steal their medical supplies.
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Golli posted:Nobody would come because they are too afraid it is a trap created by goons to steal their medical supplies. This is how CIG doesn’t have to develop an actual game, because none of the loyalists will actually risk taking their ship out of the hanger just to get gooned-got.
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