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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Your Battle Buddy posted:

Lol that Jared, the king of memory, could even fill out a McDonalds job application accurately, let alone solve the loving middle east, opium crisis, and probably a few dozen other things
Jared can't REMEMBER either Intifada or any other historical details.

Pitch for Palestinian tv: We bulldoze an Israeli's house and then go "It's just a prank brah!"

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/938536270111887360

Jared, our Special Perfect Boy, will make it all better

Just a couple of Benghazi's and we'll be fine.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Between the brainy tweet and that jones ad this page has just been a grand ole party

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/938536270111887360

Jared, our Special Perfect Boy, will make it all better

That thinking seems insane, like the last 50+ years of the Palestinian experience don't exist. There's no way they have a realistic endgame here. Israel won't go for a one state solution that is not apartheid as they run the risk of Palistinians outnumbering them in a democracy. They have taken anything of value and the Palistinians are left with almost no viable state and having waited, not leaving in the hopes of getting recompense for losing land years ago aren't going to give up on Jerusalem now. So a two state solution is a bit tricky. I guess option 3 is genocide?

And "A few riots and it'll be ok?" Holy poo poo.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

lightpole posted:

I think the dumb white people it turns off are already gone to vote for an (alleged) pedophile. The African American vote is of much greater importance to Jones. At least he isn't sitting back, waiting for Moore and his constituents to accept that maybe he isn't a great person while Moore plays loudly to a dumb base.

The ad isn't for black people. You don't tell a black person, "ya know white dudes are racist towards you an hold y'all to a difference standard." They know that.

Plain and simple, the message is targeted towards on the fence or slightly leaning republican white people. It asks them to make a decision and confront something either they implicitly know or feel in the back of their mind. It's an appeal to rationality and morals; not about racism.

It's shocking to us because we agree with it loud and clear, so the tactic doesn't really worm it's way into our brains the same way.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

It's a video game that's animated to look like cartoons from the 30's.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

ManMythLegend posted:

It's a video game that's animated to look like cartoons from the 30's.

It's like Yoshi's Island and Contra had a baby

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
shocking lack of coverage for the pornstar that probably killed herself. really off brand for this forum.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



cowboy elvis posted:

The ad isn't for black people. You don't tell a black person, "ya know white dudes are racist towards you an hold y'all to a difference standard." They know that.

Plain and simple, the message is targeted towards on the fence or slightly leaning republican white people. It asks them to make a decision and confront something either they implicitly know or feel in the back of their mind. It's an appeal to rationality and morals; not about racism.

It's shocking to us because we agree with it loud and clear, so the tactic doesn't really worm it's way into our brains the same way.

I knew the ad guy would eventually show up to explain the market for that ad copy. :hf:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shame on an IGA posted:

It's like Yoshi's Island and Contra had a baby

thats a really good explanation of it

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

vains posted:

shocking lack of coverage for the pornstar that probably killed herself. really off brand for this forum.

who cares

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It was August Ames? drat.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Politico_Daily/status/938556486682374149

Christ

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


shhhh he's on his way now

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

lightpole posted:

That thinking seems insane, like the last 50+ years of the Palestinian experience don't exist. There's no way they have a realistic endgame here. Israel won't go for a one state solution that is not apartheid as they run the risk of Palistinians outnumbering them in a democracy. They have taken anything of value and the Palistinians are left with almost no viable state and having waited, not leaving in the hopes of getting recompense for losing land years ago aren't going to give up on Jerusalem now. So a two state solution is a bit tricky. I guess option 3 is genocide?

And "A few riots and it'll be ok?" Holy poo poo.

You're thinking with space brain. Galaxy brain is realizing that kushner means "a few riots before the genocide and culling have enough momentum"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

ManMythLegend posted:

It's a video game that's animated to look like cartoons from the 30's.

Was about to ask how it was considered racist but nah.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

cowboy elvis posted:

The ad isn't for black people. You don't tell a black person, "ya know white dudes are racist towards you an hold y'all to a difference standard." They know that.

Plain and simple, the message is targeted towards on the fence or slightly leaning republican white people. It asks them to make a decision and confront something either they implicitly know or feel in the back of their mind. It's an appeal to rationality and morals; not about racism.

It's shocking to us because we agree with it loud and clear, so the tactic doesn't really worm it's way into our brains the same way.

You don't tell racist white people that black people are getting one over on them.

They already "know" that.

You remind them so maybe they'll go loving vote.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



M_Gargantua posted:

You're thinking with space brain. Galaxy brain is realizing that kushner means "a few riots before the genocide and culling have enough momentum"

What is multiverse brain in this scenario? "A few riots before eldritch portals open on this dimensional plane and unspeakable horrors from the beyond snatch all sane people into the abyss for eternal torture?"

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





orange juche posted:

What is multiverse brain in this scenario? "A few riots before eldritch portals open on this dimensional plane and unspeakable horrors from the beyond snatch all sane people into the abyss for eternal torture?"

romney death rally never finished the ritual

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

UN sanctions are going to own bigly.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f'tagn!
:cthulhu:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

romney death rally never finished the ritual

Aeris finished the ritual to summon Holy before she got impaled

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Victor Vermis posted:

You don't tell racist white people that black people are getting one over on them.

They already "know" that.

You remind them so maybe they'll go loving vote.

To quote from "that" speech from the newsroom

"If liberals are so loving smart, how come they lose so goddamn much?"

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

MA-Horus posted:

To quote from "that" speech from the newsroom

"If liberals are so loving smart, how come they lose so goddamn much?"

cause most liberals identify more with money than progress

edit: LA fires

https://twitter.com/AstroKomrade/status/938565975636508672

(also what Toronto will look like come July)

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Dec 7, 2017

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Also because a lot of young people are liberal-minded, and many young people have the thought that their vote doesn't matter so why bother voting

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

shhhh he's on his way now

I understood this reference

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/emunn/status/938524338248183810

I hope he wins. gently caress her grandstanding.

Is there a PAC for supporting him?

I want to donate. :getin:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners


probably not her likely absentee father

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Ah, the A Time To Kill maneuver.

Surely it'll work this time, right?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Love that bitcoin is actively killing the planet :discourse:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

MRC48B posted:

Is there a PAC for supporting him?

I want to donate. :getin:

Same

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Glendale burn down yet? I'm dying to see how many HELOCs the average Glendale homeowner has and how many of those aren't utterly fraudulent.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kim Davis is such a textbook fuckup that you'd think she wouldn't go around throwing stones. But just add a little Jesus to your sad failed life and you too can start judging other people that same day!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/jakecurrie/status/938575966443589632

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

UN sanctions are going to own bigly.

Lol like the US won’t just veto the bitch.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012



Found it

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

He has the worst loving attorneys.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Stultus Maximus posted:

He has the worst loving attorneys.

He may have committed some light treason.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

aren't there very specific exceptions to attorney-client privilege and "just having a lawyer in the room while you talk about your crimes with pops" falls into at least two?

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
yeah see there's two things at war here

first is that i don't think it works like that

second is that nobody on the house committee has any balls so nothing matters

guess which one is gonna prevail

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