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Panfilo posted:My wife worked in Macy's for years and never had anyone poo poo in the changing room. She thinks the secret shitters are as real as Bigfoot. Macy's is too high class I guess. Try working in a K-Mart. loving awful people all the time.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Macy's is too high class I guess. Try working in a K-Mart. loving awful people all the time. I kind of thought it was the inverse effect? You know, like the WASPs that shop at Nordstrom's leaving a big elephant poo poo on top of some discarded cardigans or something.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Macy's is too high class I guess. Try working in a K-Mart. loving awful people all the time.  K-Mart is only marginally above a post-apocalyptic flea market.
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some say there are still operating k-marts in existence to this very day
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We had a Macy's in the mall here but it closed presumably because nobody who goes to this mall could afford to shop at Macy's. Guaranteed somebody poo poo in their fitting rooms a few times. My gf worked retail for about a decade and I doubt she would be able to remember every single time somebody pooped somewhere they weren't supposed to
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Iron Crowned posted:
A while after the iPhone 6S came out I needed to pick up a cheap phone case so I stopped at the K-Mart since it was right near where I was. It took me a good ten minutes to find the electronics section, because it basically didn’t exist anymore, and there were almost no employees around. It was a small corner of the store hidden behind stacks of mattresses and some washers and dryers, reduced to a single short wall of outmoded flat panel televisions and a few phone cords and cases... but the very latest model case they had was for the 4S, a phone that had released several years prior. The store closed right after the Christmas season, and even during its closeout there were no more than 20 cars in the lot at any given time. This is smack in the middle of a relatively affluent city.
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Y'all motherfuckers NEED to watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2wF8LOV5kw It's just a minute and a half but it's amazing. And it's real enough that there's a kickstarter for it. Also a lot of the promo videos for it feature a girl with a slavic accent, so I'm going with "records your confidential call and sends it straight to the loving Russians, idiot".
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if they can re-engineer that to supply me with a constant stream of pizza and piss im game
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Breetai posted:Y'all motherfuckers NEED to watch this. I much perfer the opposite device: 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA of course Davis is making idiot sword videos. I recall he had some in his place way back when.
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His videos get more cringey the older you get and you realise its a phase he refuses to grow out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPC4tTXY81E God. The awkward cigarette. The awkward drink. The chair. The awkward crossed leg. The condescending tone. . SO MUCH AUG. Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 22:46 on Dec 6, 2017 |
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Dec 6, 2017 22:40
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Couldn't you just wear a motorcycle helmet and a Bluetooth? Look equally stupid.
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Sludge Tank posted:His videos get more cringey the older you get and you realise its a phase he refuses to grow out of I'd ask why he feels the need to be so performative about his masculinity but it's really, really obvious.
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Sludge Tank posted:His videos get more cringey the older you get and you realise its a phase he refuses to grow out of Where is the skull? Where has the skull gone? I'm a bit worried.
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Paladinus posted:Where is the skull? Where has the skull gone? I'm a bit worried. Skull is dead.
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SCA Enthusiast posted:The hammer of federal judgement for ADA violation is not worth the bother of addressing dogs in stores IMO. This the best quick answer. Iirc, the Disability act doesn't have any standards for a service animal, just guarantees a disabled persons right to one. However, you have to claim some sort of disability to be protected by those laws. The best way to counter someone being a shithead is to just ask them what their disabiliy is and hope they oust themselves
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Paladinus posted:Where is the skull? Where has the skull gone? I'm a bit worried. two skulls in the video
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Paladinus posted:Where is the skull? Where has the skull gone? I'm a bit worried. Skulls are made of bone. Dogs eat bones.
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Man, I used to work the graveyard shift busing tables at Denny's on the weekends (during the 80's even) and I never saw anything like what you guys are describing at the mall. Worst I ever had to deal with was cleaning up puke on the toilet from the bar crowd retching up their grand slams.
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Sludge Tank posted:His videos get more cringey the older you get and you realise its a phase he refuses to grow out of 16 minutes in and homeboy here doesn't finish his drink or cigarette. I hope his mom wasn't too mad he was smoking in the house 
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Having worked at a non-profit that had quite a few clients with emotional support animals and a couple with genuine service animals I learned a bit about my state's guidelines for each. Service animals will probably be clearly marked (they don't legally have to be but I've never seen one that wasn't), they're allowed everywhere, and you should be able to essentially ask "What's it do?" and not much else as far as verification goes. Emotional support animals have registration requirements somewhere between "incredibly lax" and "might as well not be there at all" and only apply to housing. Emotional support animals aren't granted access to public places and if someone walks into your store and says it's their emotional support animal you can 100% tell them to get the gently caress out. None of that's really AUG though. So right around the corner from where I used to work was a minimart that got some pretty interesting folks. One day I walked in while a patron was in a full blown shouting match with the owner insisting that their service dog had a right to be there. Their service pit bull. I left around the time they started screaming at the owner to call the cops on them.
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Great Metal Jesus posted:Having worked at a non-profit that had quite a few clients with emotional support animals and a couple with genuine service animals I learned a bit about my state's guidelines for each. Service animals will probably be clearly marked (they don't legally have to be but I've never seen one that wasn't), they're allowed everywhere, and you should be able to essentially ask "What's it do?" and not much else as far as verification goes. Emotional support animals have registration requirements somewhere between "incredibly lax" and "might as well not be there at all" and only apply to housing. Emotional support animals aren't granted access to public places and if someone walks into your store and says it's their emotional support animal you can 100% tell them to get the gently caress out. What was the pit bull doing?
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chitoryu12 posted:What was the pit bull doing? Scanning the room for victims.
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Great Metal Jesus posted:One day I walked in while a patron was in a full blown shouting match with the owner insisting that their service dog had a right to be there. Their service pit bull. [Audible gasp]
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I think a well-trained pit bull would be an excellent service dog. They're strong, have really good eyesight, and are fiercely loyal to their human. I am beyond angry at all the shitbags who have shittily trained pit bulls as lovely attack dogs and tarnished the reputation of the breed. Same with Presa Canarios, incredible dogs if well-trained.
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Trying to be a paragon of masculinity and he can't do basic man poo poo like drill two holes to hang his fuckin clock and mirror frame thing properly hahahaha
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Christine Weston-Chandler posted:Go Ahead and Comment, Please! This was posted with some hosed comics that made no sense
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I saw a video of some CCTV where an affluent woman is briskly walking around for a bathroom, asks a busboy, refuses to believe him, walks into a small alley, shits on the floor and then casually walks away. She was 10 feet away and could clearly see the sign the whole time.
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Noslo posted:This the best quick answer. *looks away and doesnt make eye contact* "I'm incel"
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Sludge Tank posted:This was posted with some hosed comics that made no sense The most AUG thing about Chris-chan is her stalkers tbh I mean she's pretty AUG but that whole mess is just so much worse
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I worked at a casino. Casinos are gross as hell. We once had to remove chairs off the gaming floor because a lady had gotten menstrual blood on them. I saw a dude make a mad dash towards the bathroom before stopping halfway, dropping his pants, and taking a huge poo poo. Casinos are the grossest places and exposed me to human depravity you wouldn't believe. Maybe someone can shed some light on this for me: for the longest time we would constantly find the same type of blood spatter in the handicap stall in the men's room. It always started from the front of the toilet and went straight up the wall in a jagged line. I always figured it was someone shooting up incorrectly.
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Untrustable posted:I worked at a casino. Casinos are gross as hell. We once had to remove chairs off the gaming floor because a lady had gotten menstrual blood on them. I saw a dude make a mad dash towards the bathroom before stopping halfway, dropping his pants, and taking a huge poo poo. Casinos are the grossest places and exposed me to human depravity you wouldn't believe. Maybe someone can shed some light on this for me: for the longest time we would constantly find the same type of blood spatter in the handicap stall in the men's room. It always started from the front of the toilet and went straight up the wall in a jagged line. I always figured it was someone shooting up incorrectly. That sounds about right if they hit an artery instead of a vein, yes.
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AlbieQuirky posted:I think a well-trained pit bull would be an excellent service dog. They're strong, have really good eyesight, and are fiercely loyal to their human. I am beyond angry at all the shitbags who have shittily trained pit bulls as lovely attack dogs and tarnished the reputation of the breed. Same with Presa Canarios, incredible dogs if well-trained. Pit bulls are adorable! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovgj5hdng7s
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text me a vag pic posted:16 minutes in and homeboy here doesn't finish his drink or cigarette. I hope his mom wasn't too mad he was smoking in the house Liar! Betcha he never heard - "Wanna come back to my place and make out stud?" Or any variant thereof.
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text me a vag pic posted:16 minutes in and homeboy here doesn't finish his drink or cigarette. I hope his mom wasn't too mad he was smoking in the house George R. R. Martin's long-lost son?
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Ratzap posted:Liar! Betcha he never heard - "Wanna come back to my place and make out stud?" Or any variant thereof. kiss my @ss!
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green chicken feet posted:George R. R. Martin's long-lost son? The Wheeze of Whiskers
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Wheeze of Whiskers A Dream of, ya know what gently caress it I'm just gonna say Semen Dream of Semen, cut the check HBO
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