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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Watson is still at 11th in the league, having missed 5 games :stare:

Bort is 14/8
Mariota is 10/12
Brissett is 10/7

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Watson was too much fun for this division

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

b0ng posted:

AFCS fun fact: DeShaun Watson still leads the division in passing TD’s by 7. He has not played in 5 games.

I hope he never gets injured again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Just saw that this last game against the Titans was the first time in his last six starts Savage wasn't strip sacked lol

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Leave it to the Titans to allow awful QBs to look like HoFers at every opportunity.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Leave it to the Titans to allow awful QBs to look like HoFers at every opportunity.

To be fair, the Titans also started the streak

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I cant wait for the Texans-Jaguars game...

And we have to go through Seattle beforehand, ugh.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Guys, I am a gazillion loving percent behind the baloney and cheese theory for the Jaguars winning season.

http://www.espn.com/blog/jacksonville-jaguars/post/_/id/23749/doug-marrones-last-meal-bologna-and-cheese

Methinks the Jags sub at Publix is about to radically change.

FACT: Fried baloney and cheese with mustard is loving delicious.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Suspect Bucket posted:

Guys, I am a gazillion loving percent behind the baloney and cheese theory for the Jaguars winning season.

http://www.espn.com/blog/jacksonville-jaguars/post/_/id/23749/doug-marrones-last-meal-bologna-and-cheese

Methinks the Jags sub at Publix is about to radically change.

FACT: Fried baloney and cheese with mustard is loving delicious.

Fried baloney owns

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Going to the Jags/Texans game. Anyone have any suggestions for bars fairly near the stadium?

Unfortunately there's not a whole lot in that area. Tailgaters is across the street, and a nightmare as far as I've seen. If you don't mind a walk, Intuition Brewery is near the baseball feild, and they're pretty great.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Goin to the Christmas eve jags titans game in Nashville gonna be the poo poo go titans sweep the leg

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The Big Jesus posted:

Goin to the Christmas eve jags titans game in Nashville gonna be the poo poo go titans sweep the leg

That sounds so fun. Make sure to get appropriately drunk :downs:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

purkey posted:

Going to the Jags/Texans game. Anyone have any suggestions for bars fairly near the stadium?
Intuition Ale Works is the best bar in town that's semi-nearby, at least imo

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Intuition it is then. Thanks for the advice

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

The Big Jesus posted:

Goin to the Christmas eve jags titans game in Nashville gonna be the poo poo go titans sweep the leg

I’ll be there as well. Hope it ends up being for the division. :hfive:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Intuition it is then. Thanks for the advice

It's so awesome that Intuition is there now, because the only other thing there was that little pub in front of the arena and I have never not seen that place packed out.

Also, Calais Campbell is now Mayor of Sacksonville. And either he is a giant boi, or Lenny Curry is 5 feet tall. https://www.facebook.com/jacksonvillejaguars/videos/10155462388148863/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He's like 6'8" or so.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Help, I can’t find tjyates.jpg

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret


Bonus:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
There we go.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
God I hope the Texans can do SOMETHING about their offensive line this offseason so Watson doesn't die next year

I mean I know he's slippery and all but eventually he'll get crushed

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

NOW KISS

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
The Texans really know how to go to poo poo don't they

I feel bad for Fiedorowicz and anyone behind that line

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
DUUUUUUUUUUUUU VAAAAALLLLL

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
That ending tho...

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Holyshit they did it! The Jaguars knocked off the Seahawks!

lol at the Seahawks DL for acting like petulant children when the Jaguars were in Victory Formation.

edit: also for the first time this year I was happy with the officiating. The Jaguars actually got away with a blatant penalty near the end of the game, for once!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Who's the only team in the AFC South to beat the Cardinals? Why that would be the Texans

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
DUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Who's the only team in the AFC South to beat the Cardinals? Why that would be the Texans
I am going to go with "Parity" or "Any Given Sunday", I guess?

I hope it doesnt mean that Texans beat Cardinals who beat Jacksonville....

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well the Texans just lost to the 49ers so you probably don't need to sweat anything as far as the second Jags/Texans game goes

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I am going to go with "Parity" or "Any Given Sunday", I guess?

I hope it doesnt mean that Texans beat Cardinals who beat Jacksonville....

It was blaine gabberts anger that powered the victory

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Remember when the Texans needed a TD against the Titans, it was 4th and 4, Jeff Allen false started three times in a row, Savage somehow converted 4th and 19, then threw an absolutely terrible pick on the very next play

That was sure something

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Well the Texans just lost to the 49ers so you probably don't need to sweat anything as far as the second Jags/Texans game goes
Oh okay. I guess I'll start hoping for another 10 sack game, then.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake Bortles has clearly been replaced by a reptilian doppelgänger at some point in the last two weeks, and I’m all for it

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Marcus Mariota sucks.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Bort is currently the best starting QB in the division

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Oh okay. I guess I'll start hoping for another 10 sack game, then.

Savage might have literally died so IDK about that

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Savage might have literally died so IDK about that
Uh, what? I hope he is okay. Who is his backup? Josh Johnson?

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Uh, what? I hope he is okay. Who is his backup? Josh Johnson?

TJ!

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