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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Theophany posted:

You cannot buy eggs and butter as a single item, so my example is correct.

They don’t bundle eggs and butter in the UK? Weird.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

They don’t bundle eggs and butter in the UK? Weird.

loving Americans.

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

They don’t bundle eggs and butter in the UK? Weird.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, friend.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Next you’re going to tell me you can’t buy pre-toasted bread, lol.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

Next you’re going to tell me you can’t buy pre-toasted bread, lol.

I'm confused, can you buy toast in the store or do you mean pre-baked bread? We can get the latter but not the former.

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Jul 22, 2014

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A good post.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Theophany posted:

I'm confused, can you buy toast in the store or do you mean pre-baked bread? We can get the latter but not the former.

The former. They just take sliced bread and toast all the slices.

Do you guys have the just-add-water Cheerios that are made with powdered milk?

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Theophany posted:

I have the requisite handwear sorted. White silk scarf and goggles prepped for shipping.



No knuckle holes? Jesus, what a scrub. I hope you don't gently caress up your goggles and gloves on this level.

Theophany posted:

Cheese, tomato, eggs, and butter.

Cheese, tomato, eggs and butter.

I mean, just say it out loud. Why would you audibly pause before the 'and' unless you have asthma or are developmentally challenged?

Jesus... that says "cheese, tomato, eggzandbutter". I shouldn't be surprised, based on your driving glove choice and Stroll support. Srtollport. Don't be Strollporters, kids. Stay in school.

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

The former. They just take sliced bread and toast all the slices.

Do you guys have the just-add-water Cheerios that are made with powdered milk?

Oh god no, that sounds like a crime against humanity :stonk:

Though we do have UHT milk which probably isn't too much of a logical leap, I guess.


CratSock posted:

No knuckle holes? Jesus, what a scrub. I hope you don't gently caress up your goggles and gloves on this level.

The fingers are perforated to ventilate your fingers when you're at the ragged edge and setting lap record after lap record around your local housing estate.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Theophany posted:

Oh god no, that sounds like a crime against humanity :stonk:

Though we do have UHT milk which probably isn't too much of a logical leap, I guess.

Do you guys have savory Twix bars? Filled with cheese instead of caramel and like salt sprinkled on top.

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Nov 21, 2011

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Great posting today y'all

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

Do you guys have savory Twix bars? Filled with cheese instead of caramel and like salt sprinkled on top.

I wish, they sound delightful.

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Dec 4, 2002

wicka posted:

Do you guys have savory Twix bars? Filled with cheese instead of caramel and like salt sprinkled on top.

Cheese and chocolate sounds pretty gross tbh

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I bet American’s don’t have rice cakes.

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Jul 22, 2014

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learnincurve posted:

I bet American’s don’t have rice cakes.

Just Googled; they do indeed have polystyrene.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
For breakfast I had toast and jam and bacon and eggs.
For breakfast I had toast and jam, and bacon and eggs.
For breakfast I had toast, and jam and bacon, and eggs.

I like to ship Massa and Stroll and Vettel and Hamilton.
I like to ship Massa and Stroll, and Vettel and Hamilton.

I hate oxford comma debates, I'm so sorry.

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Jul 22, 2014

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learnincurve posted:

I bet American’s don’t have rice cakes.

Where do you stand on the important issues of Haggis and Black Pudding?

Bear in mind that I shall be judging our friendship very harshly on this topic.

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Jul 22, 2014

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ilmucche posted:

For breakfast I had toast and jam and bacon and eggs.
For breakfast I had toast and jam, and bacon and eggs.
For breakfast I had toast, and jam and bacon, and eggs.

I like to ship Massa and Stroll and Vettel and Hamilton.
I like to ship Massa and Stroll, and Vettel and Hamilton.

I hate oxford comma debates, I'm so sorry.

World Drivers' Champions Lance Stroll, Lewis Hamilton, Sebastian Vettel, Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso line up on the grid.

~David Croft, Melbourne GP 2019.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


learnincurve posted:

I bet American’s don’t have rice cakes.

We do but I think it’s different than what you have. Birthday cake with uncooked rice in the batter. Turns crunchy as you bake it.

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

We do but I think it’s different than what you have. Birthday cake with uncooked rice in the batter. Turns crunchy as you bake it.

That sounds like a truly hosed up version of tadig.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Theophany posted:

That sounds like a truly hosed up version of tadig.

It’s another weird amalgam of Eastern and Western foods, like Sriracha mayo or soy sauce and vodka shots.

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Jul 22, 2014

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wicka posted:

It’s another weird amalgam of Eastern and Western foods, like Sriracha mayo or soy sauce and vodka shots.

wait, are you trolling me with this oxford comma poo poo again? soy sauce and vodka shots or soy sauce, and vodka shots?

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

learnincurve posted:

I bet American’s don’t have rice cakes.

Are you retarded?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Theophany posted:

Where do you stand on the important issues of Haggis and Black Pudding?

Bear in mind that I shall be judging our friendship very harshly on this topic.

I have never tried haggis because I always thought that unless it was made by an actual Scottish person and not by a machine and labelled “haggis” then it wouldn’t be a fair assessment.

I like black pudding.

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Dec 7, 2017

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Human Grand Prix posted:

Are you retarded?

:(

British Rice cakes are absolutely vile, I thought you were too sensible as a nation for those round “chilli” flavoured abominations.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
TIL NASCAR cars are made by god himself.

e: wait, what are gods pronouns?

Falken fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Dec 7, 2017

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Dec 4, 2002

Falken posted:

TIL NASCAR cars are made by god himself.

e: wait, what are gods pronouns?

A video example of what happens when you cut public school funding.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Haggis and black pudding are both great

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
I've got a pair of Puma Drift Cats that I use for simracing and they're pretty great. Had them like 7 years and still going strong.

Tsaedje posted:

Haggis and black pudding are both great
gently caress yeah. But it's gotta be the good stuff... Stornaway black pudding is fantastic.

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Jul 22, 2014

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learnincurve posted:

I have never tried haggis because I always thought that unless it was made by an actual Scottish person and not by a machine and labelled “haggis” then it wouldn’t be a fair assessment.

I like black pudding.

Correct answer :hfive:

The only good NASCAR video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzTnPw0gdug

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Jul 25, 2016

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gas this loving thread

#forzaferrari

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Jul 22, 2014

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So the news of my latest acquisition has not gone down terribly well with the girlfriend. Apparently I'm better off putting that money into London's property market in TYOOL 2017.

Suffice it to say, I shall be visiting the petrol station to buy flowers as well as petrol in the not too distant future.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

So the news of my latest acquisition has not gone down terribly well with the girlfriend. Apparently I'm better off putting that money into London's property market in TYOOL 2017.

Suffice it to say, I shall be visiting the petrol station to buy flowers as well as petrol in the not too distant future.

Lmbo. Isn't London's property market a giant bubble?

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1500quidporsche posted:

Lmbo. Isn't London's property market a giant bubble?

That is the argument I make, yes. But apparently lucking into a BofE tracker-rate mortgage on a trendy London borough for a buy-to-let in 2008 disqualifies my opinion, because all I do is work in financial services and make a second income day trading, to discern what is and isn't a bubble.

What can I say, she is lovely. Just isn't keen on my car habits. Which I can objectively understand because they are usually utterly terrible and stupidly costly.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pfffft. You can't drive a house.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

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Norns posted:

Great posting today y'all

You know what... I went back into the watch thread today for the first time in over a year, and I had to leave after like 2 pages of truly awful opinions. I think that we might not be the worst thread anymore. Try harder, please.

Falken posted:

TIL NASCAR cars are made by god himself.

e: wait, what are gods pronouns?

Holy poo poo... this was so much better than I hoped for. Peaked at "Lord I wanna thank you for my smokin' hot wife" then doubled down and knocked my socks off with "In Jesus' name, boogity boogity boogity"

:perfect:

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Jul 22, 2014

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CratSock posted:

You know what... I went back into the watch thread today for the first time in over a year, and I had to leave after like 2 pages of truly awful opinions. I think that we might not be the worst thread anymore. Try harder, please.


Holy poo poo... this was so much better than I hoped for. Peaked at "Lord I wanna thank you for my smokin' hot wife" then doubled down and knocked my socks off with "In Jesus' name, boogity boogity boogity"

:perfect:

Thank you for R07 engines and Sunoco Racing Fuel.

Praise Jesus.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I wish Jesus was still around so he could lay hands on and heal my sick Rotax 125cc kart engine.

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Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

I wish Jesus was still around so he could lay hands on and heal my sick Rotax 125cc kart engine.

I don't think it's just the engine that's the problem.

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