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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_n7tzpxTanB1rl1ecv.mp4
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ozxuwhgvr21ufbwoc.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCQDycs2G3o

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Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Id go for broke and spell it dork-o

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I MEN I
DORCOPACE

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

sneakyfrog posted:

Id go for broke and spell it dork-o

"How do you get so smooth?"
"I shave with D'Orko, m'lady"

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Paladinus posted:

I MEN I
DORCOPACE

I don't remember that prayer from Catholic liturgy.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Paladinus posted:

I MEN I
DORCOPACE

Comedian Copier

Economic Diaper

Acidic Moron Pee

Do Prime Cocaine

I Impede Raccoon

Coin Op Medicare

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"How do you get so smooth?"
"I shave with D'Orko, m'lady"

*tips trilby that he calls a fedora*

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


lmao

“Fürze“ means “farts“ in German

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

sneakyfrog posted:

*tips trilby that he calls a fedora*

M'Sorceress

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

sneakyfrog posted:

i guess there is no wrong way to rob a wendys

I dunno, it kinda looks like he's going to blunder into it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Would it be better or worse if neckbeards started wearing wizard hats exclusively? "I just don't understand what why i can't get a girl, they only date Dark Mages! When will women figure out those guys are only interested in trapping your soul in a crystal?"

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

Would it be better or worse if neckbeards started wearing wizard hats exclusively? "I just don't understand what why i can't get a girl, they only date Dark Mages! When will women figure out those guys are only interested in trapping your soul in a crystal?"

I put on my robe and wizard hat

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

DrBouvenstein posted:

I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:


Every F-name is abbreviated. The reason is because they all stand for Fyrone. So. Maybe not as white as you thought.

(Unless they're from Utah)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Pastry of the Year posted:

Coin Op Medicare

Isn't this literally the new Republican health care plan?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

LifeSunDeath posted:

Would it be better or worse if neckbeards started wearing wizard hats exclusively? "I just don't understand what why i can't get a girl, they only date Dark Mages! When will women figure out those guys are only interested in trapping your soul in a crystal?"

Maybe these sexually aggrieved dudes dressed up like wizards and worried about men darker than them stealing their women could form some kind of clan.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Do Prime Cocaine

Indeed.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath.

ith thernovicth hes one of the thpokespeople of the alt right

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath.

You need to learn to have a gorilla mindthet, sthon.

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/938824435745918979/photo/1

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

God he's loving disgusting.

At least we can whip this article out ( :v: ) now whenever he starts going "GUESS WHOSE TURN IN THE BARREL NEXT!"

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

LifeSunDeath posted:

Would it be better or worse if neckbeards started wearing wizard hats exclusively? "I just don't understand what why i can't get a girl, they only date Dark Mages! When will women figure out those guys are only interested in trapping your soul in a crystal?"

I am in full support of Steve Lichman becoming real.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath.

The version I usually see is with Mike Tython.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

captainOrbital posted:

Every F-name is abbreviated. The reason is because they all stand for Fyrone. So. Maybe not as white as you thought.

(Unless they're from Utah)

They obviously all stand for "loving". Where it falls in the name denotes whether we're sick of them or excited about them.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

I am in full support of Steve Lichman becoming real.

Steve's a good guy. It's everybody around him that's jerks.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Maybe it’s just me, but i feel like posting obvious plant stuff means you were tricked.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

SLOSifl posted:

Maybe it’s just me, but i feel like posting obvious plant stuff means you were tricked.

i printed it out and replaced my coworkers version with that one. I laughed heartily when I heard "w as in wu tang"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:

The version I usually see is with Mike Tython.

You shouldn't refresh this page so much that it becomes usual, that's not good for you.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.





Bill Murray about Kung Fu Hustle posted:


"There should have been a day of mourning for American comedy the day that movie came out."... "which is the supreme achievement of the modern age in terms of comedy."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

There's this trick you can do to if Mike is swollen and unable to take care of it himself, where you just sort of flick it in a certain way like you're snapping your fingers and that'll deflate it. Or you can just pinch down real hard on the ballsack, like real real hard, hard as you can. There's a deflation valve in there that'll make the problem go away like instantly.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lobok posted:

Maybe these sexually aggrieved dudes dressed up like wizards and worried about men darker than them stealing their women could form some kind of clan.

LOTR.txt?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Led Zeppelin interprets lotr.txt?

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"How do you get so smooth?"
"I shave with D'Orko, m'lady"

D'Orko, tough enough to survive a WAAAGH!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kung Fu Hustle owned :colbert:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I miss Vine :(

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

*my corpse will be 800 pounds and will crush whoever it lands on

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Karate Bastard posted:

I didn't know where to post this but someone ripped off Colin Furze, you know that one idea where he'd drive around in an ice cream truck delivering ice cream to people's homes as a commodity, only with pre-started fires instead of ice cream. Yeah that one. They scaled out too. Bad form I say.



Mt. Doom’s construction service is on point

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/KishiFishy/status/933532425178583041

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