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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Barudak posted:

Uh you play Pretty Pretty Princess and the person with the black ring gets excluded from the orgy, this is basic stuff!!!

That's so childish. Among my friends, someone always just volunteers to be the designated cuck.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Someone got real salty at pick lol

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


fruit on the bottom posted:

In which an adult woman attempts to prey on a teenage boy and gets owned in the update.

I [20/F] have an inappropriate crush on my friend/coworker [16/M]. I’ve tried stopping it before but I can’t get him out of my mind and it’s affecting my life.


[Update] I [20/F] have an inappropriate crush on my friend/coworker [16/M]. I’ve tried stopping it before but I can’t get him out of my mind and it’s affecting my life.


She’ll make a great senator some day.

I'm bouncing between "she's ugly" and "wow what a smart and mature 16 year old".

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

WampaLord posted:

I googled this and holy poo poo.

Absolutely :nws:

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/

Here's a taste:



BRAVERY AND STRENGTH

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

WampaLord posted:

I googled this and holy poo poo.

Absolutely :nws:

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/

Here's a taste:



What the gently caress happened to lead people to think sexualizing purely negative emotions was a good thing?

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

Kurieg posted:

BRAVERY AND STRENGTH

An anime where the hero is stoically weathering hardship while staring off into the distance

The camera cuts to the action behind him where his gf is just getting plowed by the villain

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004


Bwahaha I love the aside at the end with the poop emoji. "Hey now, make sure to watch out for racism folks!"

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Ham Sandwiches posted:

An anime where the hero is stoically weathering hardship while staring off into the distance

The camera cuts to the action behind him where his gf is just getting plowed by the villain

Ah so I see you're caught up on your hentai doujins this month.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Uh you play Pretty Pretty Princess and the person with the black ring gets excluded from the orgy, this is basic stuff!!!

I have a black ring from the set I wear around.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Charles Get-Out posted:

What the gently caress happened to lead people to think sexualizing purely negative emotions was a good thing?

This is America. Everything is sexualized. Even Congress

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Like the obsession with loving is out of control.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Charles Get-Out posted:

What the gently caress happened to lead people to think sexualizing purely negative emotions was a good thing?

We built the tools of "acceptance" so quickly, we forgot to build in some litmus tests.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

I have a black ring from the set I wear around.

Ah yes, a disengagement ring

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pick posted:

Like the obsession with loving is out of control.

It really is loving out of control.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Maybe channeling negative emotions into sexual ones is a way to make bad things gratifying in some way?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Ah yes, a disengagement ring

TBH sometimes if someone is annoying me I say I’m a widow, I have a black wedding ring for that. Often for like traveling to Spain. Guys are awkward so they leave you alone to dream of dead penis

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I channeled all my negative emotions into sexuality and now I get fully aroused the instant I lose the lottery.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pathetic if you have anything less than 3 hour straight ultra gently caress sessions while railing the girlfriend of a normie as required by Chad policies

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
I [F22] am creeped out by my bf’s [M21] obsessions

quote:

Recently, my boyfriend of 6 months (and best friend of 3 years) has been getting into things that are making me feel insecure and weirded out. Before recently, I learned he has a fixation on “sissification” porn. It took me awhile to adjust to that, and now I’m not bothered by it. We’re very open about our sexual preferences and all that. However, more recently, I learned about his fascination with a certain anime video game. I won’t get too specific, he has a reddit. This game has a few female anime characters, and that’s all fine. I love gaming, and I love anime.

What bothers me is that all of a sudden, he’s creepily obsessed. He’s subscribed to the game’s subreddit, writing posts about it on Tumblr, and upvoting comments and pictures that sexualize the game’s characters. The ones that especially weird me out are POV pictures where it allows you to feel like you’re on coffee dates or in bed with these girls. Some of the comments are overly sexual and weird, and he’s upvoting them like crazy, delving into posts from months ago. Should I be concerned about this? By itself, it doesn’t sound like much. But he’s even had a history of listening to “girlfriend simulator” ASMR, and it makes me so insecure. If he wants to have a girlfriend saying sexy or sweet things in his ear, wouldn’t I be his first choice? Oddities like this have been going on for months. I’m not sure I can handle competing with fictional characters lol. He’ll even say goodnight to me on the phone (we’re long distance, so this is an everyday thing,) and say he’s going straight to bed so my face will be the last thing he sees, and not even a couple minutes later, he’s obsessively upvoting and saving things from this video game (and of course his sissy porn.) A picture of us was his phone background, and he even changed that out with one of the video game’s female characters, the one he sexualizes the most. He’ll save particular images of the character that come with captions that say things like “look at this gentle and perfect face, how could you not want to protect her and love her? Look into her eyes.” and it’s SO creepy. It’s not like him to be SO obsessed with something like this. He doesn’t even watch anime haha. I know I must sound like an incredibly jealous girlfriend, but understand that I’ve been struggling with receiving attention and validation from him for awhile now, and I’m kind of on the tipping point of it all. And I have tried to talk to him about it, and he just laughs it off and tells me there’s nothing to worry about. I just don’t think I can make him happy.

TL;DR: boyfriend is creepily obsessed with new video game and sexualizing its characters, and months of weird habits make me feel ignored and unwanted.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Pick posted:

TBH sometimes if someone is annoying me I say I’m a widow, I have a black wedding ring for that. Often for like traveling to Spain. Guys are awkward so they leave you alone to dream of dead penis

Jokes on you, I dream of that anyway

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

WampaLord posted:

I googled this and holy poo poo.

Absolutely :nws:

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/

Here's a taste:



Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


La Brea Carpet posted:

I [F22] am creeped out by my bf’s [M21] obsessions

you had me at "anime"

Barudak
May 7, 2007

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [F22] am creeped out by my bf’s [M21] obsessions

You need to evacuate immediately, your boyfriend is a bisexual jizz volcano and he is about to errupt

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


loving amazing av material.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [F22] am creeped out by my bf’s [M21] obsessions

Cucked by an anime, shameful

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I love how all these Reddit freaks need throwaway accounts because their partners are also Reddit freaks.

Keeps the fuckers out of the regular breeding pool.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Luckiest man in the world fucks own NOT-dignity.

Not allowed to go to a work Christmas party due to being a contract worker & they can't insure me apparently.

quote:

Toronto/Ontario/Canada here.

Hey guys,

This might be stupid and a total waste of time but I figured I'd ask anyway.

So I've worked at this company for about 6 months now, and the christmas party is coming up next week.

A bunch of calendar invites went around for people to RSVP to, and naturally I didn't get it (I didn't think it was weird because I'm part of a different mailing list for my team & it's a whole other situation)

Anyway I inquired further and long story short the girl at HR gave me some talk about how they can't insure us (contract/temp) workers at this place because we're not on their payroll and we're part of an agency, so we can't go or whatever.

I asked her why was this not an issue for the summer party (which I was at) and she said "Technically you shouldn't have been allowed there, the same goes for staff meetings" (Which I've also been in)

What annoys me the most is that I'd already bought some stuff from back home (the UK) and got it shipped to Canada for the purpose of this event, and neither the company nor the agency at any point informed us that we wouldn't be able to go to this event.

So I'm essentially out of pocket on those items, which presumably I can't bill to anyone because they'll tell me to get lost & people are pissed off in the office because I can't go.

Anyway, is there anything that can be done about this? about the money I already spent? Or about meetings/a party I already attended when they're only now telling me they don't insure me? Or about the upcoming event?

I thought about going to the event space anyway if they don't rent out the entire building ( which I don't think they will) just to be somewhat there and then telling them to f*ck off in the New Year and leaving them seen as there's only 6 months left on my contract and it'd take them 6 months to retrain someone new.

I'm salty about it for sure, but If I can do anything about it other than "suck it up" then I'm all ears!

Thanks!

OP and comments have been nuked, but someone managed to save one of his replies

quote:

Outside of "just deal with it" , I mean the position I'm in is a super high volume autonomous position in the finance team so if i left I could leave them in poo poo I suppose.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Theophany posted:

I love how all these Reddit freaks need throwaway accounts because their partners are also Reddit freaks.

Keeps the fuckers out of the regular breeding pool.

Throwaway because my boyfriend who hangs out on the anime sissy rape fanfiction subreddit all day might somehow accidentally wander into the subreddit about normal human relationships.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pick posted:

TBH sometimes if someone is annoying me I say I’m a widow, I have a black wedding ring for that. Often for like traveling to Spain. Guys are awkward so they leave you alone to dream of dead penis

"My husband was run over by a truck".

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Clark Nova posted:

Throwaway because my boyfriend who hangs out on the anime sissy rape fanfiction subreddit all day might somehow accidentally wander into the subreddit about normal human relationships.

Cant you search posts by username?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Personally I use /r/relationships as inspiration for my Doraemon slash fiction.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Clark Nova posted:

subreddit about normal human relationships.

Doesn't check out.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Barudak posted:

Cant you search posts by username?

Yeah, you can just go to a user's page (linked from every comment) and see everything they've ever posted, topics and comments. Not to mention that the fetish behavior is so specific and weird that he'd instantly recognize himself no matter what username she posted under. I made a dumb joke with no basis in reality :shrug:

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

chitoryu12 posted:

"My husband was run over by a truck".
"My husband went under a truck."

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

TBH sometimes if someone is annoying me I say I’m a widow, I have a black wedding ring for that. Often for like traveling to Spain. Guys are awkward so they leave you alone to dream of dead penis

Iiiiim dreaming of a deaaaad penis
Just like the ones I used to know

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

fruit on the bottom posted:

Luckiest man in the world fucks own NOT-dignity.

Not allowed to go to a work Christmas party due to being a contract worker & they can't insure me apparently.


OP and comments have been nuked, but someone managed to save one of his replies

Wait hold on:

quote:

Anyway I inquired further and long story short the girl at HR gave me some talk about how they can't insure us (contract/temp) workers at this place because we're not on their payroll and we're part of an agency, so we can't go or whatever.

I asked her why was this not an issue for the summer party (which I was at) and she said "Technically you shouldn't have been allowed there, the same goes for staff meetings" (Which I've also been in)


I don't get this, how can he not be allowed at staff meetings? Does he work from home or something? This makes it sound like he's effectively banned from the premises.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

HR is full of idiots is my response.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


He's a 1099.

It'd be like uber drivers showing up for an uber employee party.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

He's Canadian so I assume they use a completely different numeric code to dehumanize people.

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


oh so he's a 1099a eh

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