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MausoleumExtremist posted:
Yeah, that was an unfortunate turn of phrase. And that ink is totally cursed!
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funktopus posted:gently caress, that is precisely what a brick wall looks like when I eat shrooms. As a mason or as a spectator?
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:WHY, TONIGHT'S THE ANNIVERSARY Today's actually the 11th anniversary of me rolling a car. It was on a country backroad. Speed limit was 55 and there wasn't a "hey you shouldn't take this turn going any faster than 25, like, seriously" sign. A guy who lived in the neighborhood ran up and asked me where the body was. He didn't realize he was talking to it. Anyway, long story short, I wouldn't be posting this story right now if I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt. I would have been very, very dead. I've pulled cars over and waited for people to put their seatbelt on before. I don't gently caress with that poo poo. The dumbest loving argument against it is "the seatbelt will cut me up if I get in an accident." Stupid loving rednecks, I swear to loving god.
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Alobar posted:Today's actually the 11th anniversary of me rolling a car. It was on a country backroad. Speed limit was 55 and there wasn't a "hey you shouldn't take this turn going any faster than 25, like, seriously" sign. A guy who lived in the neighborhood ran up and asked me where the body was. He didn't realize he was talking to it. Anyway, long story short, I wouldn't be posting this story right now if I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt. I would have been very, very dead. I've pulled cars over and waited for people to put their seatbelt on before. I don't gently caress with that poo poo. You a cop, or just a seatbelt nazi?
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Synthbuttrange posted:Three men in an ink vat and the stirring blade turned on.
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Platystemon posted:As a mason or as a spectator? On shrooms? Both, probablly.
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ekuNNN posted:
Man I would have loved to hear that
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funktopus posted:gently caress, that is precisely what a brick wall looks like when I eat shrooms. It's like that experiment where they gave spiders drugs and they built messed-up webs.
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Alobar posted:
My small-time local newspaper actually published a letter to the editor proudly defying seatbelts and questioning the assault on liberty that is their legality.
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Zil posted:It may not be OSHA now, but I feel there was some OSHA level poo poo going on when it was being built. He's been to the Gaudí school of architecture.
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YOU WANNA loving HOLD ME DOWN? FOR WHAT? e: oh sorry this was supposed to go after the seatbelt post
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haveblue posted:It's like that experiment where they gave spiders drugs and they built messed-up webs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENquPZ45fRY
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MausoleumExtremist posted:
That's how you get supervillains and that's why we need OSHA
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The Bloop posted:That's how you get supervillains and that's why we need OSHA What supervillain comes from a vat of ink?
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Heffer posted:What supervillain comes from a vat of ink? Inque.
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Heffer posted:What supervillain comes from a vat of ink? http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tattooed_Man
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Sagebrush posted:and that sucks because structural brick always looks better than cladding and YES, I can tell What you don't think brick that suddenly ends on a piece of flashing a foot before the ground then overhangs exposing the concrete underneath looks totally great??
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I saw a mcmansion the other day under construction and they were painting artificial brick patches onto a plaster wall to simulate that 'building that survived ww2' look. It looked pretty bad.
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tactlessbastard posted:I saw a mcmansion the other day under construction and they were painting artificial brick patches onto a plaster wall to simulate that 'building that survived ww2' look. This is OSHA for the workers because I'm liable to go into a rage and assault them if I see them committing architectural crimes like that.
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Heffer posted:What supervillain comes from a vat of ink?
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Heffer posted:What supervillain comes from a vat of ink? 
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First thing I thought of. 
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MausoleumExtremist posted:
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https://twitter.com/NasMaraj/status/938536581715152896
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Alas, https://www.snopes.com/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/
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I was about to say, "Good thing he decided to take a nap completely naked like bodies are when they're cremated."
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I always like things that look like news report screenshots, but that have no station identifying markers on them at all. Makes it easy to tell what's false or not. This one at least went through the trouble of putting an ABC header on it, so that's something.
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His Divine Shadow posted:First thing I thought of. The Blotch?
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-08/firefighters-remove-mans-head-from-microwave-after-prank/9239688 Man cements his head into a microwave.
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Improper use of plastic bags. Really though, any guesses on what the ‘prank’ was meant to be?
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This one weird trick to waste thousands of pounds of Fire Brigade time and money. Other people who need help hate it.
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nomad2020 posted:Improper use of plastic bags. Probably that his friends cemented his head in a microwave while he was 'asleep'. It's a youtube 'prank', they're usually fake as hell and dumb as dogshit.
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nomad2020 posted:Improper use of plastic bags. They could have been making a mold of his head to make a fake head for further shenanigans, I guess. Though a microwave seems like the least convenient mold form possible.
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tactlessbastard posted:I saw a mcmansion the other day under construction and they were painting artificial brick patches onto a plaster wall to simulate that 'building that survived ww2' look. So, the architectural version of this wallpaper: 
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Arms_Akimbo posted:I can't stop coming up with questions about that picture I think it's from a haunted house that had a scare that was a car with full bright headlights coming right for you.
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Tumble posted:its those damned careless first responders fault. 
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It's from Nightmares Fear Factory (link to their Flickr). They have a camera set up in (at least) one of their jump-scare rooms. I don't know what the jump-scare is, but SA has been running Photoshop Phridays based on their stuff for years.
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I seem to recall it being the "you're about to get run over by a large vehicle" room, which I'm sure makes for some fun conversation when people look at their own reactions afterwards.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c4vPoMjJ40 Does it count as an OSHA issue if it's a stupid idea and too weak to even harm anyone?
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