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Presence
Jul 29, 2006

Mayor Dave posted:

ah yes, one of the underappreciated side characters from season 1



truly one of the greats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxNrk3OSAHc

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

tacodaemon posted:

ive always wondered what it would be like to be the sort of person who would want to do spouse-and-kids christmas sweater greeting photos and all

i bet it feels nice

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

cumshitter posted:

can't trademark bodily functions or anything that simply describes your product and/or service :smuggo:

fine then i'll do it spaghetti shotgun style

cumshitter inc
cumshitter ltd
cumshitter unlimited
cumshitter mindset
cumshitter mindfreak
cumshitter industries
cumshitter HEAVY industries
cumshitter worldwide

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kill all celebrities, all politicians, kill 'em all

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



What

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

:vince:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah that's fun. They're like 15 points down on the generic ballot and Trump's approval is 34%. Blaming Hillary is working out gangbusters for them; I'm sure the shutdown will make everyone love them even more.

If we have learned anything it is nationwide polls are meaningless.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
Make America great again!

https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/938873902369067008

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

the opposite, because of net neutrality people will be funneled into the channels where people have paid the most money to promote their brandsonas

k i l l a l l c h a n n e l s

Serf
May 5, 2011


Elephanthead posted:

polls are meaningless.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

the opposite, because of net neutrality people will be funneled into the channels where people have paid the most money to promote their brandsonas

also they will feature these brandsonas as market grabs to whatever package they can sell for your ISP, the more in demand ones will be expensive

expect to see internet celebs on billboards holding up an internet package all smiles~ :sparkles:

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





that's...really fuckin weird

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

holy poo poo he's so fat

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Xaris posted:

lol dems are going to roll over and absolutely get nothing in exchanges for making republicans look good

because political capital

It's not the democrat's fault they invested all their political capital in bitcoin. It's worth millions now, they just can't access it at this time.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

roy moore is just a nancy pelosi type boogey man, boring

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

sloppo posted:

cumshitter HEAVY industries

:twisted:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lmao

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

https://twitter.com/superbeanbat64/status/938572455865491457

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

Gorman Thomas posted:

holy poo poo he's so fat

He is so loving fat.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
hi everyone I just saw the figures released on the tax bill




lmao it's not gonna pass now

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

bitdecorums

n-n-no :ohdear:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

silvergoose posted:

that's...really fuckin weird

Gonna catch a animal abuse charge 🍆💦

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

its not this, but you're close. im cheering for its collapse because of a repressed urge to gently caress a bitcoin. i literally i want to take the concept of a bitcoin, manifest it into flesh, and then gently caress it

just really get dirty with it, maybe try out a few fetishes that i'm curious about but have never had the confidence to bring up to previous partners, because in this fantasy the bitcoin-body is as welcoming and accepting as i've dreamed

this bitflesh will cradle me and let me achieve catharsis and orgasm in sequence and simultaneously as we ride the waves of my id and superego together, calming it with our combined embrace and the serenity of completeness

and because i cant do that thing i'm driven to do, im sexually frustrated, and take out that anger by laughing at jokes like "dunning-krugerrands"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sloppo posted:

fine then i'll do it spaghetti shotgun style

cumshitter inc
cumshitter ltd
cumshitter unlimited
cumshitter mindset
cumshitter mindfreak
cumshitter industries
cumshitter HEAVY industries
cumshitter worldwide

cumshitter zaibatsu

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Gorman Thomas posted:

holy poo poo he's so fat

fattest dumbest oldest president

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

also they will feature these brandsonas as market grabs to whatever package they can sell for your ISP, the more in demand ones will be expensive

expect to see internet celebs on billboards holding up an internet package all smiles~ :sparkles:
billboards? you mean those big blank patches of nothing at all put up by the highway?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

it won't pass

maybe it will pass

perhaps it will pass

it may as well pass

it will pass

its passed

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

What do you mean both cops and fascists?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

white sauce posted:

Kill all celebrities, all politicians, kill 'em all

I'm also from, Buenos Aires

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This stumpy little finger is gonna press the button to end the world

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

"i baked a pie"

"you should see my living room after my kids are done with it"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shear Modulus posted:

how many neuroses are diagnosable from this picture alone

do you mean mine or theirs or

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Elephanthead posted:

They blame Hillary for starting iSIS.

Decorum

Pragmatism

Reaching across the aisle

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



whenever i read a Don Jr tweet, i always hear it in my head in the voice of Ram from "Heathers"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Jake Tapper on CNN: "the big question is, have democrats gained the moral high ground?"

...morons

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Chokes McGee posted:

do you mean mine or theirs or

whatever works

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