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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I thought him getting a Trek movie was a joke. I hope he's not counting this towards the number of films he does before he retires.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Casimir Radon posted:

I thought him getting a Trek movie was a joke.


https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/12/ryan-reynolds-detective-pikachu

Live Action Pokemon

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


:stare:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/938916272535982080

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I mean.

What I mean to say is.

What's really happening is that.

......

I've got loving nothing.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/938914585352069120

Looks like Ryan asked Franks to resign (wouldn't you?)

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/938919660279468033

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm reading the guys wiki page. He said modern abortion policies are harming the black community more than slavery ever did. :wtc:

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

I'm reading the guys wiki page. He said modern abortion policies are harming the black community more than slavery ever did. :wtc:

This is a surprisingly common belief among older white people, sadly.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

M_Gargantua posted:

Farcry 6: you're a NYT photojournalist caught in Afganistan and must murder corrupt US contractors and protect Afganhi civilians while documenting the war crimes committed by President Barron Trump's uncle/cousin by marriage.

if you are going to call it "far cry" shouldn't it not be something that could realistically happen?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The next one's about preppers/christian cultists taking over a county in Montana, which seemed far-fetched a couple years ago.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

I'm reading the guys wiki page. He said modern abortion policies are harming the black community more than slavery ever did. :wtc:


🤔

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

I'm reading the guys wiki page. He said modern abortion policies are harming the black community more than slavery ever did. :wtc:

Literally just an extension of the "we only care about people while they're inside a uterus" policy. The moment they pop out they become lazy welfare queens and violent urban thugs.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
well I hope no one at work just got busted looking at lynched black people.


WEll unless you're from the south enjoy your promotion

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cR4ADXBkII

Much better version

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I look at all those happy smiling faces and I just to want to kill them all.

loving monsters.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





We did a module on the American civil rights movement in high school and that image has always stuck in my memory. Sherman should have finished the loving job.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I guess God didn't want Franks to have a child. Why you disobeying God's plan and putting your faith in science Franky?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/938054641136340992

Disney is going to control the movie market soon lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/938054641136340992

Disney is going to control the movie market soon lol

Yeah! They get all of the marvel stuff woo!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

I mean.

What I mean to say is.

What's really happening is that.

......

I've got loving nothing.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/938914585352069120

Looks like Ryan asked Franks to resign (wouldn't you?)

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/938919660279468033

I watched half an episode of The Handmaid's Tale at a friends insistence and had to stop because I grew up in that weird flavor of evangelism and told her not only did it hit way too close to what those assholes actually believe but some would seek to use it as a blueprint.

I hate it when I'm right

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Niton posted:

This is a surprisingly common belief among older white people, sadly.

You'd think it would be a selling point

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/938054641136340992

Disney is going to control the movie market soon lol

Does this mean J Jonah Jameson is gonna start running headlines like Obama: Threat or Menace?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah! They get all of the marvel stuff woo!

They'd also get full control of Star Wars: A New Hope. Fox retained distribution rights in perpetuity.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Canemacar posted:

Does this mean J Jonah Jameson is gonna start running headlines like Obama: Threat or Menace?

I believe Fox News isn't part of the deal

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Handsome Ralph posted:

They'd also get full control of Star Wars: A New Hope. Fox retained distribution rights in perpetuity.

Han shooting first in 4k will be a steal at $69.95

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

shame on an IGA posted:

Han shooting first in 4k will be a steal at $69.95

Unironicly

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

https://twitter.com/BobMenery/status/938828909797412864?s=17

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Doctor famous for discovering football related Trauma damage has come out saying that during his time as lead coroner, the local sheriff overrode his findings repeatedly to protect officers:
https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/12/0..._content=202907

And the Justice Department has launched an investigation into Planned Parenthood's sale of fetal tissue. The only person who has claimed/evidence for this is James O'Keefe
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/07/planned-parenthood-under-investigation-by-justice-department-over-sale-fetal-tissue.html

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 8, 2017

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


I hope to god that is real. Party on Chad Kroger.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


agreed

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

KildarX posted:

I hope to god that is real. Party on Chad Kroger.

Chad Kroeger is the lead singer of Nickelback. Of course it's a prank. Doesn't mean it isn't hilarious.

THis one is even better:
https://twitter.com/MonicaChon/status/938918302470017025

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_NRSoVncJQ

In current events, this happened today. It seems to be available on Prime right now so :getin:

Episode 1 is 5 out of 5 stars right now, people are basically saying they've really hit their stride now and it is legitimately good now instead of nostalgic.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

And the Justice Department has launched an investigation into Planned Parenthood's sale of fetal tissue. The only person who has claimed/evidence for this is James O'Keefe
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/07/planned-parenthood-under-investigation-by-justice-department-over-sale-fetal-tissue.html
Some Special Agent just wrote himself two years of per diem doing on site investigations and interviews at Planned Parenthood clinics in America's most popular tourist destinations, and he already knows he isn't going to find anything, but Jeff Sessions is going to be happy to pay for it anyway.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Chad's why I haven't totally given up on America.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah! They get all of the marvel stuff woo!

They also get Star Wars Episode IV which Fox has distribution to in perpetuity...which means they can release the original cuts.

But as pointed out FF and MOTHERFUCKING Doctor Doom are back to Marvel.

Edit: efb on ANH

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

quote:

Today is Pearl Harbor Day. A day that will live in infamy for most Americans – except the President of the United States, that is.

During a ceremony commemorating the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor naval base in Hawaii on December 7th, 1941, President Trump referred to the deaths of over 2,300 American military men and women as “a pretty wild scene.”

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

yeah michael bay did a decent job on it

rest of the movie sucked though

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's probably the least inaccurate thing he's said in a while. Not well articulated...but not inaccurate.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

LingcodKilla posted:

I look at all those happy smiling faces and I just to want to kill them all.

loving monsters.

This is my preferred version of that photo:

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Oh my god

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

MazelTovCocktail posted:

That's probably the least inaccurate thing he's said in a while. Not well articulated...but not inaccurate.

poo poo was off the chain that day, I'll give him that.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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