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Investing money in buttcoin to get your wife titty implants is a bad idea but do it anyway
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Definitely 100% invest as much as you can in bitcoin and soon you'll be rolling in sweet sweet titty cash. Remember bitcoin only goes up uP UP so the more you invest the bigger the honkers you'll be able to put on your wife. Make her look like a tiny woman balanced chest-down on two enormous flesh colored weather balloons. Also definitely post a gofundme to ask your friends to pay for your wife's tit surgery.
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Dec 8, 2017 06:29
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Blade Runner posted:Investing money in buttcoin to get your wife titty implants is a bad idea but do it anyway Well, yeah. He needs to be investing in boobcoin.
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Dec 8, 2017 08:24
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Me [30 M] with my wife [32 F] 10 years, are considering a boob job Duck and deck, respectively.
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Dec 8, 2017 08:59
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quote:I'm not a fan of the surgery myself seems at odds with quote:tl;dr: How do I reassure my wife that spending money on herself is important for her and how can I make money to help her a.s.a.p.
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Dec 8, 2017 10:04
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quote:The dog was coming down a hallway so I had a moment to see him coming and assess the situation. I paused for a moment to let him get close enough and I kicked him as hard as I could. This guy writes like he's goddamn Robocop, 'assessing the situation'. Only his directive 4 is 'punt the dog' I can kinda understand the fear of a loose dog though. My aunt had a boxer dog that without provocation bit me on the hand and face. They didn't get rid of it, but I was terrified of that rear end in a top hat until he died, even though he seemed to gravitate towards me. Then they got a second boxer.
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Dec 8, 2017 11:51
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Beachcomber posted:Duck and deck, respectively. Or dock. You used to bathe it in creosote first, but I understand that's not environmentally sound now.
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Dec 8, 2017 12:17
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I get that dog owners are mad, but people unfamiliar with dogs (and even familiar with dogs) can misread a dog's intentions pretty easily. Personally, I probably wouldn't kick first unless it really looked threatening or tried to attack obviously, but I've seen first hand a large dog run up to my aunt's poodle, with no teeth bared or barking or any signs of aggression, and the poodle ran up too to presumably trade butt smells and this other dog just lunged in and tore out his throat, so yeah.
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Dec 8, 2017 12:35
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Blade Runner posted:I'm basically just on the side of "If I'm some random moron who doesn't know enough about dogs to actually determine that" as a concept because if you didn't grow up with dogs and know nothing about them, it doesn't necessarily seem too hard to run into just plain not knowing if the dog is doing the happy charging at you, or the murder charging at you. The guy is a moron for trying to say he was just protecting his family, dude was straight kicking that dog in the face to save himself, but I'd do the same if I were a pissbaby who didn't know how to tell a happy dog from a murderous one Although perhaps someone who knows so little about if dogs are about to murder you that they'll just start kicking shouldn't be turning up to the dog brewery either. Since the topic is on dogs and I have finally got near the end of this thread I want to share my dog story. Here in Sweden public transport is good and you can take dogs almost anywhere, so it's fairly common for me to take my German Shepard on the train or subway. Every 3rd-4th carriage is clearly marked as "you can have dogs in here" while the others are "no dogs besides guide dogs". All well and good. The thing that really confuses me though, is that some people who seem to be deathly afraid of dogs sit on the dog-friendly carriage and then poo poo their pants when they see a dog. If you are scared of dogs, that's a shame, I can understand it, but why sit in the dog area? Like I have had people scream, jump out of their seats, gasp and clutch themselves etc. I have a bit of a phobia of needles/injections, so if there were certain areas on the train where needles would randomly pop out of the seats and suck out my blood I would make sure to sit in the non-needle areas, because of loving course I would. It's also very uncommon for the trains to be crowded enough you could not easily sit in the majority of the train where dogs are not allowed, and my dog is very calm and well-controlled. This happens constantly though 
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Dec 8, 2017 12:58
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If your dog isn't amazing with other dogs or people, you don't let it off leash Sometimes this still ends badly when other people let their dog off leash though
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Dec 8, 2017 13:09
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A dog friendly brewery isn't necessarily a "dog brewery," like the city I live in is very dog friendly and most of the breweries allow dogs. I don't bring my dog because he is a little rear end in a top hat. He's a little rear end in a top hat because he got mauled and I got bit by a pit who's owner was doing that bullshit "not hold the leash" thing because "she's normally so sweet" and you can bet you rear end I kicked, tackled, and otherwise did my best to gently caress up that dog to save mine, and I'd do it again. Hold your loving dog's leash and if it doesn't heel properly, maybe don't take it places where it can get loose and get into trouble. It's not that hard to not be a lovely dog owner.
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Dec 8, 2017 14:00
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13Pandora13 posted:A dog friendly brewery isn't necessarily a "dog brewery," like the city I live in is very dog friendly and most of the breweries allow dogs. Again: licensing and mandatory insurance. It's not rocket science!
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Dec 8, 2017 14:24
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Doctor J Off posted:Though the path of the dogpuncher may be a lonely one, one must heed its call Did he bring his kids to a bar (and then start bitching about people’s pets) or is he being really petulant about MY FAMILY when it was just him and his wife? Scathach posted:Honestly anyone that outright hates animals shouldn't be dated and certainly shouldn't have kids. 
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Dec 8, 2017 14:30
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When you see a stranger with a large dog off a leash, sadly it's safest to assume they're a lovely dog owner whose dog may try to maul you on a whim. I've got a friend who's barely survived being horribly mauled by huge vicious unleashed dogs twice as a child, once was a freaking wolf hybrid. Every single one will say 'You must have done something to provoke them!'.
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Dec 8, 2017 14:55
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I've known plenty, otherwise good, people who raised really poorly behaved dogs because they were too loving lazy to train them. It makes me want to refuse invitations to their houses because I don't feel like getting trampled and scratched and slurped by big, hyper dogs. And I like dogs.
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Dec 8, 2017 15:01
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Like my dog pretty much wants to sniff hands and then walk away and I don't let her off leash. It makes her pretty easy to deal with for company though so that's nice.
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Dec 8, 2017 15:06
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I [21F] was writing a journal of love letters for my boyfriend [21M] and he told me he doesn't want itquote:A few months after my boyfriend and I started dating, I started writing in a journal with the intention of completing it and giving it to him for a special occasion or something. I got busy with school and kinda forgot about it for a few months but I found it while I was cleaning out a drawer today. *beep boop* hu-mon female is expressing emotions *whirr click* error error error abort conversation
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Dec 8, 2017 15:17
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [21F] was writing a journal of love letters for my boyfriend [21M] and he told me he doesn't want it 
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Dec 8, 2017 15:54
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It's time to reconsider your LDR when your bf/gf treats you with less respect than they would a telemarketer.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:00
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Yawgmoth posted:*beep boop* hu-mon female is expressing emotions *whirr click* error error error abort conversation [/quote] Some broken women get the idea that it's a woman's job to teach a man how to feel emotions properly.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:00
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My [22F] fiancé [30sM] refused to get on one knee during our proposal. Am I right to be upset?quote:He asked me to marry him. I was ecstatic, but at the risk of sounding like a brat, I didn't feel that it was too terribly romantic and he asked me while we were just sitting down together. I began to wonder why he didn't get down on one knee, so I asked why, weeks later. He said and I quote, "Only idiots do that." Ok, my dad did so I guess he's an idiot.... "I will never kneel for anyone but God." He's not really even that religious, but okay "I associate it with begging and I'm not doing that. Nobody does that except in movies." I'm torn. On the one hand, this is a really dumb thing for her to get mad about, on the other hand, his reasons for not doing it are also very dumb. I guess they're perfect for each other.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:00
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Please don't marry somebody 10+ years older than you as a 22 y.o who unironically says "I WILL NEVER KNEEL FOR ANYONE BUT GOD" in a situation that isn't being asked to swear fealty by an invading monarch in the Middle-Ages, followed by a beheading.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:03
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Jeza posted:Please don't marry somebody 10+ years older than you as a 22 y.o who unironically says "I WILL NEVER KNEEL FOR ANYONE BUT GOD" in a situation that isn't being asked to swear fealty by an invading monarch in the Middle-Ages, followed by a beheading. Of course, you should marry a man sensible enough to have a place in the new regime.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:06
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [21F] was writing a journal of love letters for my boyfriend [21M] and he told me he doesn't want it If you read between the lines here, they've never lived in the same place.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:10
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Reddit thinks diary girl is in the wrong for writing letters because "that's not his love language" lmao
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Dec 8, 2017 16:17
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Jeza posted:Please don't marry somebody 10+ years older than you as a 22 y.o who unironically says "I WILL NEVER KNEEL FOR ANYONE BUT GOD" in a situation that isn't being asked to swear fealty by an invading monarch in the Middle-Ages, followed by a beheading.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:21
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I will only kneel before God, and possibly Zod.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:28
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Inescapable Duck posted:I will only kneel before God, and possibly Zod.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:34
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Better to rule single than serve in marriage. My [26/M] girlfriend [23/F] of 5 years cheated on me. I'm still a virgin. How do I move on from these feelings of inadequacy and betrayal? quote:Brief backstory: I grew up in a VERY conservative Christian home, verging on cult-like, for the first 18 or so years of life. I was homeschooled through high school, and as a result I'm more introverted and less social than most people.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:34
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girl pants posted:Reddit thinks diary girl is in the wrong for writing letters because "that's not his love language" lmao It's cool that love languages have become a form of emotional currency you can choose to accept or reject based on your own emotional whims. "Sorry, I can't accept your physical affection, as I only take acts of service/check/money order."
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Dec 8, 2017 16:34
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My love language is Bitcoin
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Dec 8, 2017 16:36
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Naerasa posted:It's cool that love languages have become a form of emotional currency you can choose to accept or reject based on your own emotional whims. "Sorry, I can't accept your physical affection, as I only take acts of service/check/money order." That seems to happen to literally everything that's meant to help people understand or emphasise with each other once internet people get their hands on it and turn it into a way to force people to obey your brokebrained whims.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:42
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WampaLord posted:My [22F] fiancé [30sM] Does ... does she not know how old her fiance is?
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Dec 8, 2017 16:44
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I'm sorry my source of emotional income dried up once Bitcoin got hacked.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:45
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Jeza posted:Please don't marry somebody 10+ years older than you as a 22 y.o who unironically says "I WILL NEVER KNEEL FOR ANYONE BUT GOD" in a situation that isn't being asked to swear fealty by an invading monarch in the Middle-Ages, followed by a beheading. hey, question, my mate's getting married to an enormous mantid-woman, she's extremely devoted to the She-Queen of the Glistening Hive and is insisting on an orthodox ceremony. This means, after he Implants and she spurts out her Ootheca, she eats his head and brains. his side of the family def isn't down to see their son get his noggin tore off by a weird sexy space-bug, should we rig up a guillotine or get a huge muscly bare-chested fella in a hood to lop that ole skullpan off with a scimitar?
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Dec 8, 2017 16:52
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Buzkashi posted:Does ... does she not know how old her fiance is?
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Dec 8, 2017 16:53
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WampaLord posted:My [22F] fiancé [30sM] refused to get on one knee during our proposal. Am I right to be upset? Yeah, normally I'd say she's dumb for being mad at it, but I think she should probably be worried with the red flags he's thrown out in his reasoning...because lol. I'll never understand couples that don't talk about expectations around stuff like this before they get to the actual moment. You don't need to plan out the entire thing, but cover some loving basics people! Buzkashi posted:Does ... does she not know how old her fiance is? He's more than likely in his upper 30s and she doesn't want to deal with people harping on the age gap. Which is funny because it's the internet and you could just say he's 30 and no one would ever know. Even if he was 30, that's an 8 year gap which is pretty big when she's 22...
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Dec 8, 2017 16:53
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Buzkashi posted:Does ... does she not know how old her fiance is? Ouhei posted:He's more than likely in his upper 30s and she doesn't want to deal with people harping on the age gap. Bingo. He's 35+ for sure. Which is another giant red flag, of course. Ouhei posted:Which is funny because it's the internet and you could just say he's 30 and no one would ever know. This is a good point. I wonder how many of these stories have secret age gaps that the writer was smart enough to lie about.
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Dec 8, 2017 16:57
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fruit on the bottom posted:Better to rule single than serve in marriage. Good newa, it was all part of God’s plan
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Dec 8, 2017 17:02
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WampaLord posted:Bingo. He's 35+ for sure. Which is another giant red flag, of course. I think most people with the social acumen to lie about this would be bright enough to dump the motherfucker without having to crowdsource it
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