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If smoking the equivalent of an entire pack of cigarettes doused in fruit juice is something you call a "hobby" a lifecoach may be something you need.
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Vargatron posted:My wife left me because I kept frequenting the opium dens and performed fisticuffs with a chinaman. The Yellow Cuckold Curse of Dr. Fu Manchu was probably my least favorite book in the series.
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I am [25f], my husband [25m] refuses to compromise on the order of our sex acts 3x a month. Contains a lot of TMI and tl;dr.Relationships 1,169 points 356 comments submitted 1 year ago by tmihelpthrowaway to r/relationships quote:My husband and I met three years ago on a dating website and have been married for nine months. He was a virgin when we started dating (which he chalked up to going to a very religious and primarily white high school and college while he was neither, not personal choice). I actually had to give him "the talk" and explain how our reproductive systems work. He was also somewhat insecure about believing that I found him sexually attractive. Because of this when we started having sex I was less assertive than usual and tried to remember to be extra understanding and patient because he is less experienced.
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TheScott2K posted:"I'm a declared STEM major away from being the basic 20 year old bro on Earth, why aren't women interested in me?" Excuse me, he very clearly said he was a film major.
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Rubellavator posted:Excuse me, he very clearly said he was a film major. Read my post again.
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I dont think the phrase “Im a film major” has ever not been followed by “hey wait, where are you going?”
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Pick posted:I am [25f], my husband [25m] refuses to compromise on the order of our sex acts 3x a month. Contains a lot of TMI and tl;dr.Relationships Yes, having a baby ASAP will definitely help this relationship
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Dec 8, 2017 19:08
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Barudak posted:I dont think the phrase “Im a film major” has ever not been followed by “hey wait, where are you going?” Hey man that's a good start in a career in being a camgirl.
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[Florida] HOA's definition of family doesn't involve same sex couples.quote:We're gay men and married. We want to buy a house and our chosen place is in an HOA. The HOA's bylaws say it's a single family area. The definition of the single family in the bylaws includes a wide range of relationships (parent, child, sibling, grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, etc) and "married husband and wife" rather than "married couple." Figure to comply gives the HOA the right to impose a $100 fine per day per non-family member living at the property. quote:There's a lot of good advice in this thread, but as a side issue: Don't EVER get legal advice from a realtor.
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Vargatron posted:Hey man that's a good start in a career in being a camgirl. It also the only time anyone will ever want to talk about rack lighting with you
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Danaru posted:[Florida] HOA's definition of family doesn't involve same sex couples.
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Paid to watch two people have sex.... (self.legaladvice)quote:Occasionally I respond the casual encounter ads on Craigslist. Recently, I was propositioned to watch a couple have sex, then they would pay me. Is it legal for me to accept money for that sort of "service"? Michigan.  Apparently it was removed for being a troll post, but put back when OP pm'd the mods with proof 
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Whats he getting paid with, a matroyshka doll?
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Hope this one isn't a repost... Me(32F) and my husband(37M) of 5 years had an argument and I can't get over what he said. WWYD? quote:We had an argument about a charity program we participate in at our church. This is a recurring argument, and we've agreed to agree to disagree and not talk about. The real problem with hungry 6yos is they don't know how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
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Dec 8, 2017 19:35
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“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”
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A Christian being non charitable? Color me shocked. And for that matter let me don my fedora.
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Leave him so he relates to the poor and needy 50% better
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Dec 8, 2017 19:40
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Captain Yossarian posted:"gameification" is totally already a thing for chores I'm sure there's already an app for that Pick posted:I just... I object to this. HabitRPG is the original, but apparently there are many others now: https://lifehacker.com/the-best-tools-to-productively-gamify-every-aspect-of-1531404316
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[CO] Required to sign ADA form for accomodations I never requestedquote:Hi legal advice!
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Dienes posted:Hope this one isn't a repost... the tide of history has been people trying to wrest power from straight white douchebags
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Skutter posted:HabitRPG is the original, but apparently there are many others now: https://lifehacker.com/the-best-tools-to-productively-gamify-every-aspect-of-1531404316 I know a lot of people might think it’s stupid, but if you can Skinner box your way into good habits then go for it, I say.
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fruit on the bottom posted:[CO] Required to sign ADA form for accomodations I never requested I have never disclosed having even a mild disability to anyone I ever worked with for exactly this reason. People are shitheads, and also she's in STEM, a hotbed of casual eugenecists.
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Dec 8, 2017 19:45
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fruit on the bottom posted:[CO] Required to sign ADA form for accomodations I never requested They want you gone, sorry to say. quote:He was a virgin when we started dating (which he chalked up to going to a very religious and primarily white high school I too had the misfortune of going to high school with a bunch of frigid white wimmen and not nearly enough slutty minorities
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Pro-tip: White american women will gently caress anything vaguely humanoid with a non-american accent.
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Barudak posted:Pro-tip: White american women will gently caress anything vaguely humanoid with a non-american accent. Ppfft only the future mistresses. As I was always taught, you get to be a skinny wife or a fat mistress and there's legit pros and cons to both approaches. The mistress gets diamonds but no legal standing, and the skinny wife gets to basically become the head of household starting at about 40 and doesn't have to gently caress him any more.
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tactlessbastard posted:They want you gone, sorry to say.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:You cut off the important part "while he was neither", it's not hard to imagine a white religious people in the US not being very accepting of a non-white person, especially when it comes to personal relationships. It's unfortunate that racism growing up turned him into a sexist rear end in a top hat, which is going to reinforce his persecution complex when this lady dumps him. Yeah, I read right over that nugget of information without absorbing it. Oops.
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Danaru posted:Paid to watch two people have sex.... (self.legaladvice) *mother and son discussing their incestuous relationship* mother: you know, ive been thinking: this relationship isnt nearly kinky and transgressive enough for me. how do we add more spice? son: i have just the thing! Also that disability stuff is whack. Hope she lines up somewhere that pays more on the down low and gets fired from this place so she can sue them.
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fruit on the bottom posted:[CO] Required to sign ADA form for accomodations I never requested Holy gently caress jackpot.
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Pick posted:I just... I object to this. Pick posted:Ppfft only the future mistresses. As I was always taught, you get to be a skinny wife or a fat mistress and there's legit pros and cons to both approaches. The mistress gets diamonds but no legal standing, and the skinny wife gets to basically become the head of household starting at about 40 and doesn't have to gently caress him any more. I know you don't need anyone else to tell you this, but your parents really did a number on you.
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fruit on the bottom posted:[CO] Required to sign ADA form for accomodations I never requested I hurt my back at work and they tried this bullshit with me. She should just refer them to her medical records and not fill anything else out. Also, there is probably a lawyer willing to work on commission for this sort of thing in her area.
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new phone who dis posted:I hurt my back at work and they tried this bullshit with me. She should just refer them to her medical records and not fill anything else out. Also, there is probably a lawyer willing to work on commission for this sort of thing in her area. In her area? Read the update: there's one in her circle of friends.
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Doc Hawkins posted:I know you don't need anyone else to tell you this, but your parents really did a number on you. Skinny wife/fat mistress explains a lot of relationships, and many of the great relationship errors are men mistaking the roles of the two. Hell, I have a friend who is a trash fire of a person and she's constantly surrounded by her male exes now in unhappy relationships who send her stuff and write her letters about how they wish they could go back and fix it, and they don't remember that the reason they left her is that she's fun but has absolutely no life skills at all and is a huge encumbrance and constant taker. Don't dream of marrying women like that, and don't think it would have been fun. It's a role she doesn't want and can't play so don't try to drive her into it, you'll all be miserable. Oh yeah and she is morbidly obese and all their girlfriends/wives are not; I think people don't expect someone like her to be a heartbreaker and if I hadn't been primed by the instruction of my mother's cadre I'd have been shocked too. Pick fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Dec 8, 2017 |
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Pick posted:Skinny wife/fat mistress explains a lot of relationships, and many of the great relationship errors are men mistaking the roles of the two. Hell, I have a friend who is a trash fire of a person and she's constantly surrounded by her male exes now in unhappy relationships who send her stuff and write her letters about how they wish they could go back and fix it, and they don't remember that the reason they left her is that she's fun but has absolutely no life skills at all and is a huge encumbrance and constant taker. Don't dream of marrying women like that, and don't think it would have been fun. It's a role she doesn't want and can't play so don't try to drive her into it, you'll all be miserable. Oh yeah and she is morbidly obese and all their girlfriends/wives are not; I think people don't expect someone like her to be a heartbreaker and if I hadn't been primed by the instruction of my mother's cadre I'd have been shocked too. I'm a fan of the skinny/skinny dynamic tbh
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, you better make an ugly woman your wife.
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The Lone Badger posted:Well, yeah. He needs to be investing in boobcoin. "titcoin" tyvm
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Pick posted:I am [25f], my husband [25m] refuses to compromise on the order of our sex acts 3x a month. Contains a lot of TMI and tl;dr.Relationships quote:Since our disagreement we haven't had any sex. He told me not to "worry" about him asking for sex as he isn't attracted to me while I'm being "disagreeable". He's also made some comments that have left me feeling pretty disgusted and creeped out at the thought of having sex with him in the future. Namely that he liked having me defer him in the bedroom because it felt like "payback" after all those years of being controlled by "girls who emasculated me by never putting out", he deserves to have final say in the bedroom because he "lets" me have a say in all other aspects of our relationship, that he can't wait to see the look on my face when I finally give in and "have to take my first load in your mouth", he's asked repeatedly how long I thought I could hold out before I'd be desperate enough to beg him to do whatever he wanted, that he was going to make me "earn" his dick back, and once out of the blue he said "I guess now you know why I was a virgin when we met". When called on comments like that he clams up and refuses to discuss them or even clarify what he means. They're like verbal hit-and-runs. 
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I'm going on a date with a woman at work. She asked me out earlier this week. I thought it was cute at first but in the meantime it has gotten weird. For starters, I am not a very happy person at work lately, and I'm not really sure what she's picking up on. I intentionally work nights to stay away from most people and she's coming from day shift to ask me out. Secondly, she has dated at least 5 or 6 dudes who work at our job. I don't really care if your partner number is 5 or 50 or 500, but I do care how many of those people I will have to interact with on a daily basis, and doing it at work just makes it worse. She also has her friend texting me to tell me how much she likes me and actually this friend was the one who asked me out for her while she sat there and giggled. Are we in junior high? She's also posting weird poo poo on facebook about how some unnamed person made her life so much better at 1:57pm on Monday when I said OK to going out and blah blah blah. It's gone from a nice surprise to me rehearsing a way to turn her down without getting my rabbit boiled. I really don't need another reason for work to suck.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Yowza! A weird sex-larper got friendzoned?! I love how stereotypical all her interests were. The trick is to a) not be a grab bag of all that is horrifically nerdy, with no indication of outside interests, b) be good at socializing like a normal human being, and c) be an attractive blonde. That worked for me and I got to be a big dork who successfully dated many great guys  Oh, and d) don’t be a belligerent, slovenly rear end in a top hat. And no one gives a gently caress what music you listen to. EDIT: LARPing and cosplay are abominations against humanity too.
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