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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


1 Desktop
1 Laptop
1 Windows 98 PC
1 Commodore 128
3 Consoles (1 With internet access)
1 Network drive

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Casimir Radon posted:

1 Desktop
1 Laptop
1 Windows 98 PC
1 Commodore 128
3 Consoles (1 With internet access)
1 Network drive

I assume they would take thumb drives too. And phones, and mp3 players.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Doc Hawkins posted:

I assume they would take thumb drives too. And phones, and mp3 players.
1 flash drive
1 External hard drive mostly full of porn
1 phone
3 Echo devices

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
1 desktop
1 laptop
1 anime girlfriend in a jar that greets me everyday
1 furby I modded to connect to the iot and become friends with my anime girlfriend so she doesn't get lonely
A smart toilet that tracks my bms
A game cube with the dialup connector
And my smartphone

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Deputy National Security Advisor is leaving her job.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...31ef_story.html

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

LingcodKilla posted:

Being a tool could be a descriptor of his behavior with the air rifle.
That's not a justification for his execution of course.
I hope that officer eats ramen and ketchup for the rest of his life.

Only thing I hope that officer eats is 5.56 jhp

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


"Yeah, we're gonna need your PS4 too; it has a hard-drive. Oh, and all the games and controllers because, they're also...I mean, they're evidence of...well, file a complaint if you don't like it."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Trent Franks accelerated his resignation to today because his wife is in the hospital.

That's not the full story though.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/939236925042495489

He offered $5m to one for some live-action surrogacy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is his son retarded or something?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
It goes deeper than that too:

https://twitter.com/lydiadepillis/status/939241725188505600

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Honestly if he was good for the 5 mil...

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Trent Franks accelerated his resignation to today because his wife is in the hospital.

That's not the full story though.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/939236925042495489

He offered $5m to one for some live-action surrogacy.
I kind of figured.

"Look honey, a miracle baby from Jesus! In a CostCo Box!"

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Soulex posted:

I too attack character instead of logic

You loving idiot.

Welcome to GIP buddy

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
It's like, logical maaaan

*Buys bitcoins while tripping balls on lsd

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

The Iron Rose posted:

Honestly if he was good for the 5 mil...

Yeah poo poo I'm straight as an arrow and he wouldn't have to ask me twice for $5 million.

edit: oh it's for carrying his child so I guess I might have a tough time with that part. I will have to contact Arnold Schwarzenegger for his groundbreaking technology from Junior (1994).

my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Dec 8, 2017

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Trent Franks accelerated his resignation to today because his wife is in the hospital.

That's not the full story though.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/939236925042495489

He offered $5m to one for some live-action surrogacy.

https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/939242211325202432

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/939240699693805568

No one is Matt, no one is.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Sorry for the drive by shitpost;

Someone on here mentioned that they thought that soldiers didn’t have a problem with killing. They cited, I honestly forget which book it’s from, that firing squads use many people as to prevent people from purposely missing the target. I honestly believe that when someone looks like you it’s harder to kill them. That’s the reason for all the tacticool ski maskes and poo poo- dehumanize your enemy so that you can kill him.

I also read “on killing” which I strongly recommend. It’s fun to kill, as long as they’re a different color than you.

That’s why three letter agencies use lawyers. I’d imagine that they’re constantly looking over their shoulder thinking “is this okay?”

E: in that snuff film you’re watching; the dude looked like he was drawing; the cop was scared shitless

Lurks Morington fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 8, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
:frogout:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Lurks Morington posted:

Sorry my mom didn't swallow

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What are getting at?

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
just lol if you dont like to kill people

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

LingcodKilla posted:

What are getting at?

I need a hobby

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


"On Killing" is poo poo, based on research by a guy who made up data to support his theories, and Grossman thinks video games are "murder simulators" and has made a career out of mythologizing cops and training them to be quicker to pull a trigger.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Your Battle Buddy posted:

It's like, logical maaaan

*Buys bitcoins while tripping balls on lsd

You’re a logical.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me
That cop wasn't scared shitless, he was a sadist and a bully getting off on being an abusive violent rear end in a top hat towards someone who couldn't fight back.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I forgot the cop chat quarantine probation-free thread existed.

Probably time to take the latest outrage there.

And fite me.

edit: link fixed

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Lurks Morington posted:

Sorry for the drive by shitpost;

Someone on here mentioned that they thought that soldiers didn’t have a problem with killing. They cited, I honestly forget which book it’s from, that firing squads use many people as to prevent people from purposely missing the target. I honestly believe that when someone looks like you it’s harder to kill them. That’s the reason for all the tacticool ski maskes and poo poo- dehumanize your enemy so that you can kill him.

I also read “on killing” which I strongly recommend. It’s fun to kill, as long as they’re a different color than you.

That’s why three letter agencies use lawyers. I’d imagine that they’re constantly looking over their shoulder thinking “is this okay?”

E: in that snuff film you’re watching; the dude looked like he was drawing; the cop was scared shitless

Where the gently caress did this retard come from

He got the hat trick with recommending "On Killing", suggesting that ~The Agencies~ are inappropriately held back by laws, and saying the cop was right

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Dec 8, 2017

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Thalantos posted:

That cop wasn't scared shitless, he was a sadist and a bully getting off on being an abusive violent rear end in a top hat towards someone who couldn't fight back.

I think that's a hiring requirement

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lurks Morington posted:

Sorry for the drive by shitpost;

Someone on here mentioned that they thought that soldiers didn’t have a problem with killing. They cited, I honestly forget which book it’s from, that firing squads use many people as to prevent people from purposely missing the target. I honestly believe that when someone looks like you it’s harder to kill them. That’s the reason for all the tacticool ski maskes and poo poo- dehumanize your enemy so that you can kill him.

I also read “on killing” which I strongly recommend. It’s fun to kill, as long as they’re a different color than you.

That’s why three letter agencies use lawyers. I’d imagine that they’re constantly looking over their shoulder thinking “is this okay?”

E: in that snuff film you’re watching; the dude looked like he was drawing; the cop was scared shitless

If you have to preface a post with "Sorry for the drive by shitpost" you probably should stop posting right there. gently caress off dumbass.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Your Battle Buddy posted:

I think that's a hiring requirement

As a serious post, and I know it's ime, but I spent nearly a decade in a guard unit that had a majority of its troops as cops in civilian life. There are two kinds of cops: those who want to actually help their communities, but get burnt out and quit, and those who are literal sadist and bullies and love that they can "be an rear end in a top hat and do whatever I want to people and they can't do poo poo back because I've got a badge"

The above is a direct quote from someone I served with who was a cop on the civilian side; the attitude is overwhelmingly pervasive, I'd say 2/3 of the folks I know who were cops fall under the sadist category.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
According to the news (very fake!) Israel ran am air atrike on Gaza to, how you say, keep the peace

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...100311.html?amp

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I’m proud of the commo and intel weenies setting the murder ignoramus straight

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

Very few of us are still involved with the department of defense, and with very few outliers, in this forum we actually lean pretty left, because welfare queens and all that poo poo. If you want to paint us as a bunch of trump-loving baby killers who get off on piles of dead bodies, you are more hosed up than we are.

But no, go back to D&D and tell them how you charged alone into GiP and "owned those baby-killers and mother-rapers lol"

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you


I don’t think anybody in here ever asked that question, and if they did the answer is obviously because we get high on huffing our own farts, so please shove your head up your rear end.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

orange juche posted:

Very few of us are still involved with the department of defense, and with very few outliers, in this forum we actually lean pretty left, because welfare queens and all that poo poo. If you want to paint us as a bunch of trump-loving baby killers who get off on piles of dead bodies, you are more hosed up than we are.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-bKFo30o2o

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

how about you and your classical realism go suck my dick from the back

congrats on finishing your first semester of political science how's the freshman dorm treating you

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZNPPpFSkM

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

Wrong I work for the Russians and have never been military and I think you're retarded as hell
Now get out of our ghoulish conspiracy mongering forum

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

:confused: Who are you talking to? Who isn't being listened to? What point do you think you're making?

E: I also have not been in a military service, if we're sounding off.

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