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ArbitraryC posted:what exactly did they do? How could he write this many words without describing a single useful thing to comment on. Schizophrenia starts presenting itself around 18 years old.
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I (25f) am not the Manic Pixie Geek Girl my boyfriend (27m) wants. How can I get it through to him? 3 years together.quote:Jake and I have been together for about 3 years. In that time, we've gotten to know each other very well. But there's just one big issue between us: he's a serial killer. No, of course not really, but the issue is that he has it in his mind that I am some geeky girl.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:05 |
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You say gently caress off and leave
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:11 |
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three years of begging him to talk about something, anything but chewbacca
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:19 |
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I [26, F] purposely became pregnant to keep the guy [26, M] I was in a regular threesome with. I know I'm horrible, I just want to know how to continue and what's best for the situationquote:Hello, I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this and how extremely long this is. There's nothing I can do about it at this point except face reality and get some help. I've started seeing a therapist about my depression and my first visit was Monday, it went super well. And yes, I'm staying single for a long time, I'm going to focus on getting myself in a better state and focus on being the best mom I can be.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:20 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I (25f) am not the Manic Pixie Geek Girl my boyfriend (27m) wants. How can I get it through to him? 3 years together. Guy is a bit of a dick, but how does he act when she picks the activity? He could just want her to show some form of interest in his interests. Sounds like she mostly gets huffy and ignores his nerd poo poo. They should really break up.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:37 |
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lol the girl from redpill nightmares coagulated together and took on life
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:49 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Guy is a bit of a dick, but how does he act when she picks the activity? He could just want her to show some form of interest in his interests. Sounds like she mostly gets huffy and ignores his nerd poo poo. They should really break up. They're his interests, not hers, she doesn't have to show interest in them and has been accommodating. He needs to get over himself or break up.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:51 |
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also that dude is a big r-r-r-retard for hooking up again after she propositioned him repeatedly to cheat on his gf. and his gf too for hearing her story and thinking "im ok with this"
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:54 |
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13Pandora13 posted:They're his interests, not hers, she doesn't have to show interest in them and has been accommodating. He needs to get over himself or break up. Again, I say they should break up, but really? You don’t show interest in what your partner likes? Even if it’s just to let them ramble on excitedly? ‘Cause this lady is rolling her eyes and sighing at it.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 02:01 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Again, I say they should break up, but really? You don’t show interest in what your partner likes? Even if it’s just to let them ramble on excitedly? ‘Cause this lady is rolling her eyes and sighing at it. She indulged going to movies, watching shows, etc. she expressed disinterest in and he continues to foist them upon her. If someone isn't interested in something and you prattle on about it to them constantly, you're the inconsiderate one, not them. This is why that whole "my SO is my best friend" thing is so ridiculous and toxic because it reinforces this idea you should have completely matched interests at all costs. He needs to go do that stuff with his geeky friends. She's not obligated to force herself to fake enjoy something she dislikes.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 02:28 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [26, F] purposely became pregnant to keep the guy [26, M] I was in a regular threesome with. I know I'm horrible, I just want to know how to continue and what's best for the situation So whats best is you transfer all rights to them and you get your tubes tied. Later you and them grow up to destroy the mind of your child who walks in on you having a threeway and in a single moment realizes you arent his aunt and theres a reason youve lived them for all these years. We then mock his existing reddit post which leads him to buck up and eventually repeat the cycle. 800 years from now someone writes an extremely popular novel which is turned into an opera about the madness of the now long extinct human race. The worst case is whatever you plan on doing
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 02:56 |
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Barudak posted:So whats best is you transfer all rights to them and you get your tubes tied. Later you and them grow up to destroy the mind of your child who walks in on you having a threeway and in a single moment realizes you arent his aunt and theres a reason youve lived them for all these years. We then mock his existing reddit post which leads him to buck up and eventually repeat the cycle. 800 years from now someone writes an extremely popular novel which is turned into an opera about the madness of the now long extinct human race. This is also how the creator of Wonder Woman made a family. really, look it up
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:01 |
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The_end posted:Schizophrenia starts presenting itself around 18 years old. Yeah it's probably a good explanation. All the comments are "if they'e trying to isolate you from new people you should cut them out" which is good advice if that's what they're doing but the OP hasn't provided one tangible example of that happening. It's all just some nebulous events orchestrated by people trying to keep em down for undefined reasons in undefined ways.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:08 |
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13Pandora13 posted:She indulged going to movies, watching shows, etc. she expressed disinterest in and he continues to foist them upon her. If someone isn't interested in something and you prattle on about it to them constantly, you're the inconsiderate one, not them. Eh, my SO is definitely my best friend and that has been really good for us. But, well, like any other friend or person in general you have to understand they aren't you and there will be differences in interests.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:16 |
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My [25M] fiancée’s [28F] family found out she cheated on me. We see them a lot and they’re being very cold to her. It’s awkward and I’m not sure how to deal with it? Thanks in advance for any advice. Background; We’ve been together 8 years. Things have generally been great and I’m also very close to her family. We got engaged this past summer. Now the bad part; A month ago Bella came home in the morning bawling her eyes out. Turns out she ended up getting drunk and sleeping with someone. Initially I ended it, but after some talking and a lot of tears, I decided I want to work it out. Things are tough now but I think we’re gonna get through it. She has an incredibly stressful job and she came to me with a plan to deal with it better.. she told me she’s desperate to fix it and I believe her. The actual problem; her sister, who is my best friend found out what happened after seeing messages on Bella’s phone. She told her mother and younger sister. They’re now being really cold to her.. we see them at least 3 times a week. They do things like talk cheerfully to me and say either practically nothing to her or something passive aggressive, also how much of a shame it is the wedding won’t be happening for a while longer and things of that ilk. It’s not viscous by any means, but I can tell how much it’s getting to Bella. She thinks she deserves it but I don’t think it’s serving any purpose. Should I talk to them? Her mum is like my own so I wouldn’t feel awkward doing so, but I don’t know if it’s my place to comment on this. Should I say anything? Or just let it pass naturally? TLDR: fiancée cheated, her family found out and are treating her coldly. Should I say something? break up with your fianceé, marry the sister, problem solved.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:16 |
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Did you know a lack of calcium in childhood can lead to weak bones in adulthood?
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:19 |
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Am I [32M] being selfish for not wanting to share my bed/room with my inlaws [65]?quote:TL;DR: My wife [33F] and I [32m] have been married for over 7 years, so this is not a new relationship deal. Her parents are coming over to watch our 2 kids (3 and 5) so we can go to my work christmas party; we have a hotel room as it's over 30 minutes away and it's a nice get-a-way. The in-laws have always stayed in the guest room, but right now it's FULL of christmas gifts, including mine from my wife.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:21 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:three years of begging him to talk about something, anything but chewbacca The Chewbacca Defense has kept many terrible relationships together.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 03:32 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:The Chewbacca Defense has kept many terrible relationships together. It's not a relationship if only one of you is in love, with Chewbacca.
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Pick posted:It's not a relationship if only one of you is in love, with Chewbacca.
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Haifisch posted:Am I [32M] being selfish for not wanting to share my bed/room with my inlaws [65]? I don't care who sleeps in my bed if I'm not there but I'll be God Damned if anyone sleeps in it when I'm there. You better have one hell of a health reason to kick me out of my own bed in my own house.
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La Brea Carpet posted:I (25f) am not the Manic Pixie Geek Girl my boyfriend (27m) wants. How can I get it through to him? 3 years together. Get Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on DVD. Tell him it's a great sci-fi movie you want to see with him. When it gets to the part where Kate Winslet's character tells Jim Carrey's that she's not a manic pixie girl, pause and yell at him "DO YOU GET IT NOW!?!?!?!?", then leave.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 05:05 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [26, F] purposely became pregnant to keep the guy [26, M] I was in a regular threesome with. I know I'm horrible, I just want to know how to continue and what's best for the situation Please for the love of God abort that baby
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 05:31 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Get Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on DVD. Tell him it's a great sci-fi movie you want to see with him. When it gets to the part where Kate Winslet's character tells Jim Carrey's that she's not a manic pixie girl, pause and yell at him "DO YOU GET IT NOW!?!?!?!?", then leave. That's kindof the ultimate "don't tell us to break up" movie, though.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 05:50 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:That's kindof the ultimate "don't tell us to break up" movie, though. That's why she breaks it off before it ends. Edit for content: My girlfriend [28 F] opened my [28 M] main Reddit account and snooped through my private messages without my permission quote:We've been in a relationship for just over a year. My girlfriend loves to use my laptop, and while I'm out of town, she opened Reddit to browse herself. But it auto logged onto my account. Instead of logging off, she goes through my personal messages, finds stuff from over a year ago (before we were dating or talking), and interrogates me about it. Woah, meta. Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 9, 2017 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That's why she breaks it off before it ends. DTMFA
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therobit posted:DTMFA If you're dumped in reddit, you're dumped in real life.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 06:35 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [26, F] purposely became pregnant to keep the guy [26, M] I was in a regular threesome with. I know I'm horrible, I just want to know how to continue and what's best for the situation hahahahahaahah she hosed up and made herself a surrogate, I've been laughing for 10 minutes and counting. What a goddam moron.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 07:57 |
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i think we can all agree the solution is to have a baby for every single one of these stories. YES EVEN THAT ONE.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 08:39 |
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What about the guy whose girlfriend needs her butt licked until she falls asleep?
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Chicken Doodle posted:hahahahahaahah she hosed up and made herself a surrogate, I've been laughing for 10 minutes and counting. What a goddam moron. They're all goddamn morons. 'Huh our threesome partner told me she's got feelings for me and tries to keep sleeping with me one on one... Oh, she suddenly wants to start threesomes again? I'll still blow a load into her repeatedly. What could possibly go wrong?' I don't know if that's stupider than her hopes he'd dump his girlfriend to be with her because of the baby These three boners all got exactly what they deserve. Sucks for that kid though. I wonder if there's going to be weird simmering resentment issues forever.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 10:18 |
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Back to back posts because this gal has found herself in a lovely situation. My [24F] boyfriend [26M] doesn't clean himself properly quote:My boyfriend and I have been dating almost three years, and we just recently moved in together. In the span of months we’ve been living together, I’ve noticed that he does not clean himself properly, and I’m almost embarrassed to be typing this online. Point out the poo poo stains to that shitstain! It makes me think of that episode of Horrible People where Billy Eichen gets a gig on a kids show and has to perform a song about proper wiping. 'Wipe, wipe, wipe! Til you see the white!' LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Dec 9, 2017 |
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WHY are so many men not able to wipe their own butts?
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 13:53 |
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girl pants posted:WHY are so many men not able to wipe their own butts? It takes up valuable raiding time.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 13:57 |
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girl pants posted:WHY are so many men not able to wipe their own butts? Only gays touch their butts, I'm so manly and straight that everything I own smells of feces 24/7
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 13:57 |
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Toxic masculinity/severe homophobia? I don't get how literally cleaning poo poo off of your rear end could be gay in any capacity. Going off what she says, it also sounds like the dude doesn't even wash his rear end when he bathes either. It's just so unfathomably disgusting.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 14:01 |
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Men seem to spend 23 hours a day touching their sad little peepees but can't spend 5 minutes wiping the poo poo from their own butts. I don't get it. I mean, it's YOUR butt. Surely touching your own butt is no less or more gay than touching your own dick. Or are they afraid they're going to get turned on by wiping? What the Christ Anyway, here's a man who can't pee right Me [28F] with my husband [28M], he keeps peeing on the bathroom floor and denying it! u/stopthepeepeepls quote:Throwaway, because hubby dearest is a redditor.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 14:29 |
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Thanks to fantasy authors well versed in dragon riding I learned that men become 100% gay if anyone sticks anything in their butt, so blaming these men for trying to stay with ther girlfriends by never touching their own butts seems really cruel.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 15:25 |
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Get poo poo husband a bidet. It'll clean him real nicely.
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