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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:Shoutouts to the man named "lolicon" who can identify stolen porn images on sight from 15 year old games To be fair, 15 years is probably his upper limit.
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:Shoutouts to the man named "lolicon" who can identify stolen porn images on sight from 15 year old games He actually just thinks icons are really funny.
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il_cornuto posted:To be fair, 15 years is probably his upper limit. ... 
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Things cant be that bad. Yall are just cherry picking the bad stuff. There are still tons of good things coming out on Steam. Let's take a look 
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I like how in the first 10 seconds of the trailer you see the car obviously and conspicuously clip right through an obstacle. 
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il_cornuto posted:Are there any good, non-creepy shmups with this feature? It sounds fun. Furi (yes, it counts  )
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Wow, that's an extremely low effort trailer.
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Perestroika posted:I like how in the first 10 seconds of the trailer you see the car obviously and conspicuously clip right through an obstacle.
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Irony Be My Shield posted:Well duh that's The Strange Thing. No it's THESTRANGE THING
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Black Griffon posted:I think I might be nearing my limit. gently caress everything. IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE!
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Yeah, there's still a long way down. We haven't even matched the old hentai games reviewed on this site back in the day in terms of clawing out eyes.
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I'm the flawless graphics.
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Largepotato posted:I'm the flawless graphics. I'm the flawless synth beat.
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an actual dog posted:IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE! I know. I know it will. The universe is an infinite downhill.
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Randallteal posted:Yeah, there's still a long way down. We haven't even matched the old hentai games reviewed on this site back in the day in terms of clawing out eyes. So what you're saying is that Water Closet should be put up on Steam?
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This has been removed from Steam, by the by. Valve was quick on this one, at least. The developer has apparently been going on a tirade about it too, claiming it shouldn't have been removed because it's apparently a "satire" ABOUT pedophilia, not condoning it. 
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Black Griffon posted:I know. I know it will. The universe is an infinite downhill. For a 2005, you seem oddly unacquainted with the content of this wonderful site  There is a whole section off the front page devoted to anime reviews.For a quick peek into the depths (not even a particularly bad one) try this http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai-game-reviews/lets-meow-meow/ The summary had me in stitches - First and foremost, there was no rape. I enjoy that. Call me crazy, but I actually enjoy a game where I don't rape people. I also find the lack of underage sex fairly pleasurable. Then you realise just how depressing that statement is, WTF is wrong with you Japan? And why are all these "games" 800x600? Has the land of the rising sun gotten stuck in 1990?
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I don't think a single human being was involved in the creation of this game. quote:Once upon a time there was a Ukrainian, went to work, drank gorilka, ate bacon, but once our hero touched it with a gorilka and turned into a ball! The Ukrainian did not lose his head and rolled around the city, but he came upon soldiers and they recruited him. Now his goal is to steal gas from the enemy forest.
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I thought the nose was a smudge on my monitor. Also what does she have in her gob?
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Ratzap posted:For a 2005, you seem oddly unacquainted with the content of this wonderful site The funniest thing about the hentai game review column was that they always ended with affiliate links to buy the disgusting anime porn games.
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I don't want to spoil the surprise, so just click that link now.
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Tony Phillips posted:I don't want to spoil the surprise, so just click that link now. I should have known better than to google it, but it turns out that there's no such place as "Wankings Indiana".
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I honestly kinda liked the idea of stupid low-budget drift racer. The last thing anyone needs is more SCP-style we-are-the-elite-government-special-forces-science-ninjas-who-protect-humanity-from-the-other-side garbage.
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Bert of the Forest posted:This has been removed from Steam, by the by. Valve was quick on this one, at least. The developer has apparently been going on a tirade about it too, claiming it shouldn't have been removed because it's apparently a "satire" ABOUT pedophilia, not condoning it. Yet the other horrible one linked on the previous page that is openly about incest AND paedophilia is still there.
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Barry Convex posted:I don't think a single human being was involved in the creation of this game. Features: -Philosophical hidden meaning of the game Man, this game is so deep -You can fall out of the map if you cross the boundaries of the game world We couldn't be assed to make invisible wa- wait! call it part of the philosophical meaning!
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Mokinokaro posted:Yet the other horrible one linked on the previous page that is openly about incest AND paedophilia is still there. Report it, then. Valve never checks any games at all unless people tell them to!
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Guy Mann posted:The funniest thing about the hentai game review column was that they always ended with affiliate links to buy the disgusting anime porn games. There's sort of an explanation to that (maybe?) in one of the first ones: quote:I would just like to take a second to point something out to all of the people who incessantly e-mail me asking "where can I get this game?!" You are horrible human beings for wanting to play any of these games. I do these reviews as a public service to all of mankind so that no one has to experience the perversion or more importantly the tedium of one of these poo poo-fests. I find all of the games by searching on either KaZaA or Google, so you can do the same just as easily. Besides, when you e-mail me asking for it I immediately add your name to a list that I send to the FBI once a month. Presumably at some point he got sick of it and just started putting links in to stop the emails.
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corn in the bible posted:Report it, then. Valve never checks any games at all unless people tell them to! Already did. Hopefully others do too.
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corn in the bible posted:Report it, then. Valve never checks any games at all unless people tell them to! "checks"
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Ratzap posted:There's sort of an explanation to that (maybe?) in one of the first ones: So the abyss is staring back at him it seems.
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Ratzap posted:Has the land of the rising sun gotten stuck in 1990? Yeah, actually. Japan has only recently started to have any kind of major PC gaming culture (as a direct result of Steam), and until then Windows PCs were basically seen as a platform for either weird indie games (like Bunny Must Die or Touhou or La Mulana) or straight-up porn. You can imagine this didn't exactly push them to start buying high-end computers; the vast majority of Japanese games from before Steam will run on even the most potato-rear end computer you throw them at.
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Barry Convex posted:I don't think a single human being was involved in the creation of this game. A neural network raised on Steam game descriptions could be fun.
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This seems like it could be a laugh ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:
There was a freeware game called xops or xoperations like 10 years ago. it was actually a lot of fun, for all it had kinda buggy netcode. some single player stuff as well. I hurts to think it would be like a 10 dollar game on steam now.
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Barry Convex posted:I don't think a single human being was involved in the creation of this game. From the very same 'developer' comes this jewel:  He's got dozens of games up, but the audacity of this one merely existing caught my eye more than anything else. Oh and this thing too:  I don't even know what to say. Especially on seeing this 'special bundle' being available: 
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Ratzap posted:For a 2005, you seem oddly unacquainted with the content of this wonderful site Oh, oh no that's not how it is. You see; I've made myself forget. I've read all the best front page horrors, and while some of them are cherished memories, some came rushing back while I read through this thread, along with threads both goldmined and gaschambered. Back like uninvited intruders. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
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