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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Man, the Trumps are really, really bad at voting.

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/940608122409938945

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
See, I believe that, but how did they find out that information? Isn't your voting supposed to be a mostly private?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

M_Gargantua posted:

See, I believe that, but how did they find out that information? Isn't your voting supposed to be a mostly private?

Your vote is. Whether you did is not.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/940437381169135616

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Fox cancelling Firefly really broke his brain

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Fox cancelling Firefly really broke his brain

He never really stopped being Animal Mother.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


loving amazing

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Alexandra Petri is consistently good.

Some good reasons to vote for Roy Moore

quote:

But then again, maybe, months ago, just when President Trump said he would need more information before denouncing the KKK, the Republican Party discovered that it had forgotten its safe word and could not stop all this horrifying white-supremacist dog-whistle roleplay, and it has finally ceased struggling.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

facialimpediment posted:

Man, the Trumps are really, really bad at voting.
[citation needed]
Like, other than the NY Daily News

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 12, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

forgot his own birthday?

that owns.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006


But I thought Trump said he had one of the greatest memories of all time?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

GoGoGadget posted:

But I thought Trump said he had one of the greatest memories of all time?

Brain. He has the best brain, with the greatest words. Words like you've never seen.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
So what horrible poo poo is in the defense authorization bill?

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

joat mon posted:

He never really stopped being Animal Mother.

All he needs is someone to throw grenades at him for the rest of his life.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Also, is Moore an elected official yet?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, is Moore an elected official yet?

4 hours 44 minutes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If somebody forms the NSF I'm joining.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hahahahaha

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Stuff like that is why I don't want to hate the guy. I think it's rude to hate someone who has giving me so much free entertainment. On the other hand, my heartburn is back in force and I'm drinking much more than usual.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I think potentially cratering the economy, causing a resurgence of white supremacy, stoking the middle East cluster gently caress, obliterating our world credibility, dismantling the government to cause damage domestically longer than any of us will remain alive and making a complete catastro-gently caress of climate change an inevitability with the exact opposite of attempting to mitigate it are worse than some entertainment.

Does generate a lot of gallows humor though, gotta give it that much. Ain't nothing we can do at this point but ride the bomb whooping and hollering for all it's worth. Kinda loving sucks for anyone having kids I guess?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

trump forcing the EU to step up is kinda cool as there is eventually going to be a unified EU military

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

bird food bathtub posted:

Does generate a lot of gallows humor though, gotta give it that much. Ain't nothing we can do at this point but ride the bomb whooping and hollering for all it's worth. Kinda loving sucks for anyone having kids I guess?

gently caress you if you're still in when you nut

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Li'l smokie short-dick sittin' in the White House
Schemin' back and forth 'bout what Mueller has to say
Reminiscin', 'bout mattress pissin' havin' such a bad time
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the paper
He was griftin', He just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' Russian and his posse
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around

Li'l smokie short-dick sweatin' in the White House
Wringin' hands and makin' tweets an' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin' but escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011


So, uh, what's the tweet? Maybe I got to it a bit too late, says page does not exist.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I guess I just look up at the sky all the time and see the jet contrails but I’ve never really seen them pour out of engines so up close. It’s oddly beautiful and looks like two snow maker machines going non-stop.

I remember this video and it’s still cathartic to watch.
https://youtu.be/9aYYzYVspEI

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Shaddak posted:

So, uh, what's the tweet? Maybe I got to it a bit too late, says page does not exist.

Something like "Moore supports kids. Jones supports aborting them. What choice is there?"


bird food bathtub posted:

I think potentially cratering the economy, causing a resurgence of white supremacy, stoking the middle East cluster gently caress, obliterating our world credibility, dismantling the government to cause damage domestically longer than any of us will remain alive and making a complete catastro-gently caress of climate change an inevitability with the exact opposite of attempting to mitigate it are worse than some entertainment.

Does generate a lot of gallows humor though, gotta give it that much. Ain't nothing we can do at this point but ride the bomb whooping and hollering for all it's worth. Kinda loving sucks for anyone having kids I guess?

It's interesting where all of this would've been had Clinton won. No Russian investigation and no Comey firing (well, who knows what Clinton would've done with Comey but certainly not fired him). Probably no #MeToo moment. No Charlottesville, no Tax bill, no Gorsuch on the bench, no real attempted Obamacare repeals. No tweetstorms, no d-level staff in the west wing (Spicer, the Mooch, Bannon, Sessions).

Then again, it would've led to hyper-active Congressional investigations and oversight. Possibly the complete death of the filibuster, likely government shutdown, and (given how midterms usually turn out) a further collapse of Democratic party governance on the state and local level.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Shaddak posted:

So, uh, what's the tweet? Maybe I got to it a bit too late, says page does not exist.

"Roy Moore loves children.
Doug Jones supports aborting children.

Somethings something hashtag choice is clear"

The Roy Moore and Doug Jones bit are word for word.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Thwomp posted:

Something like "Moore supports kids. Jones supports aborting them. What choice is there?"




I think it was Moore loves kids or something else that could be interpreted as him loving them

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Well goddamnit, I used to like Adam Baldwin. Good to know he went crazy.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Shaddak posted:

Well goddamnit, I used to like Adam Baldwin. Good to know he went crazy.

Happy birthday, zipperhead

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Pretty much all of the Baldwins are crazy.



Yes, I said all of them.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Thwomp posted:

Something like "Moore supports kids. Jones supports aborting them. What choice is there?"

I believe it said that Moore supports "loving" children.

E: I apparently love posting

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


The Iron Rose posted:

Roy Moore loves children.
Doug Jones supports aborting children.

I at least have to respect the idiot for coming right out and saying what all the other self-righteous aspiring child-predators were thinking.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Shaddak posted:

Well goddamnit, I used to like Adam Baldwin. Good to know he went crazy.

He's been nuts the whole loving time. Pretty sure he wasn't acting when he was portraying Animal Mother

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


The original tweet capped by this account,
https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/940612000882839552

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Roy Moore rode a horse to the polls because of course he did. Go ahead Alabama, elect your rapey pretend cowboy. It's not like you can disappoint me anymore.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Well I got the spirit of the tweet right :v:

Man that's even worse than I remembered though

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

trump forcing the EU to step up is kinda cool as there is eventually going to be a unified EU military

So you support pan-european imperialism?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
yes, lets militarize europe, what could go wrong

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:shobon:

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

yes, lets militarize europe, what could go wrong

It will be really weird when the Germans are the good guys.

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