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"I feel ripped off because I couldn’t even sleep with one person." is a cherry on top though.
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Multilake posted:Let me guess. You are still waiting? Imagine I'm posting that still of the Nazi from Indiana Jones drinking from the wrong Holy Grail
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Palpek posted:My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior. I want to stay together for our family says man whose 3 year old has already figured out that her parents relationship is weird and not like other kids.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 17:09 |
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Never should have deleted the Tinder account
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Holy moly I skipped that part and ahahahaha what a complete loser. I genuinely hope the kid isnt yours now because that is some pathetic rear end genes to saddle a child with.
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Something I'm wondering, she made him delete the tinder account because he shouldn't be looking, the relationship should come to him; where did
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MF_James posted:Something I'm wondering, she made him delete the tinder account because he shouldn't be looking, the relationship should come to him; where did she find her guy? Goofus: He approached her in a public place with interest Gallant: Hypocrisy is real, strong, and not your friend
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Palpek posted:My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior. Bruised ego, bruised rear end in a top hat.
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I mean in fairness their marriage certainly has been spiced up by this foray into an open relationship.
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If you're proposing an open relationship you're basically throwing things at a wall and hoping something sticks.
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Palpek posted:My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior. Dunno what you expected after you deleted Tinder, idiot. Your wife should divorce you for being pathetic enough to do that without ending the open part of the relationship.
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Theophany posted:I mean in fairness their marriage certainly has been spiced up by this foray into an open relationship. He ordered the 5 star Pad Thai, but should've only gotten a 3.
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Vargatron posted:If you're proposing an open relationship you're basically throwing things at a wall and hoping something sticks. It's unfortunate that "let's have a kid" often comes before that as one of those "ehhh we don't know what else to do with our relationship, maybe this will make it better?" 'ideas'.
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blarzgh posted:He ordered the 5 star Pad Thai, but should've only gotten a 3. And yet she was the one that ended up with a blown-out rear end in a top hat. Go figure.
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A bruised rear end in a top hat? I've done some buttstuff in my time and I've never seen that
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Barudak posted:Holy moly I skipped that part and ahahahaha what a complete loser. Born naked and wincing
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Fartbox posted:A bruised rear end in a top hat? I've done some buttstuff in my time and I've never seen that quote:her sex life went through phases where she would want it a lot (when she started reading 50 shades)
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 17:49 |
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A pathetic baby idiot and an awful garbage woman, a truly beautiful story
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 17:54 |
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The best part of that timeless story is how he rationalizes opening their relationship all like "My wife hasn't really been interested in sex with me except when she reads 50 Shades." Why can't more people just accept that sexual incompatibility is a thing and breaking up over it is acceptable? It's comical. Also yeah, sounds like his wife was anally raped, so it's pretty sad how his precious emotions felt hurt as opposed to worrying about his wife's safety and health! Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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Why are you inferring she was raped? She didn't say that.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The best part of that timeless story is how he rationalizes opening their relationship all like "My wife hasn't really been interested in sex with me except when she reads 50 Shades." Why can't more people just accept that sexual incompatibility is a thing and breaking up over it is acceptable? It's comical. Or she feels convicted. Most people who don't do anal don't know how to do anal.
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Leon Einstein posted:Why are you inferring she was raped? She didn't say that. Anne Whateley posted:Honestly between all the bruising (wtf), "it just happened," and her sudden willingness to dump the guy, the anal doesn't sound super consensual or fun.
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Palpek posted:"I feel ripped off because I couldn’t even sleep with one person." is a cherry on top though. Isn't that the usual lament of a dude that wants to open the relationship because they have their sights set on someone? Then they get turned down while their SO is getting dick left and right? I knew a guy that wanted to date but also wanted an open relationship. I laughed in his face and asked 'how many times has a girl said yes to that?' '... honestly, never.' But to the story at hand, sounds like the wife ended up in some 'Last Tango in Paris' situation. Though, honestly, what position did they have to be in for him to notice she had a bruised rear end in a top hat?
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MF_James posted:Something I'm wondering, she made him delete the tinder account because he shouldn't be looking, the relationship should come to him; where did Or she's on a dating site too but that's fine see because the guy approached her. (Because that is how all dating sites work, forever)
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LadyPictureShow posted:But to the story at hand, sounds like the wife ended up in some 'Last Tango in Paris' situation. Though, honestly, what position did they have to be in for him to notice she had a bruised rear end in a top hat? Doggy style aka the second most common position in the world?
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Yeah, Anne just pull that from nowhere. Especially there isn't a "so willing to dump him quickly". The husband ditched, wife could tell he was upset, and then made the offer. Plus she then offered anal to the husband which seems an unlikely offer if it was rape. I'm all for believing victims, but not for creating them from aether. If OP comes back and says "guys, this is hosed up, she was raped", that's different. LadyPictureShow posted:Isn't that the usual lament of a dude that wants to open the relationship because they have their sights set on someone? Then they get turned down while their SO is getting dick left and right? Read it again, she wanted to open the relationship, not him.
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I didn't pull it from nowhere, it was three things. And a bruised rear end in a top hat is loving bizarre, I've seen some crazy stuff but I've never seen anything like that; I didn't even know it was possible. It would take a lot of force. Of course I'm not saying "oh yeah it definitely was rape," but imo there's more than enough to go "uhhhhh" about.
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1stGear posted:Doggy style aka the second most common position in the world? I'll be honest, I'm on the wrong end to know if anyone's rear end in a top hat is super visible doing doggystyle. Never really gave it much thought. Thanks r/relationships thread.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:02 |
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I'm no sexologist but a ripped rear end in a top hat is more explainable than a bruised one? I mean was she coming in off the top turnbuckle on that guy's dick?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:06 |
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I can't figure out what happened. She was crying, she broke it off with him, there were mysterious brusies on her rear end in a top hat, and she spent the entire night listening to "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue." But the worst part of it is I didn't even get laid.
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I've never heard of it but not enough lube or no lube and just trying to shove it in with a person that has never bottomed before and doesn't know how probably doesn't do great things to your hole.
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1stGear posted:Doggy style aka the second most common position in the world? It's by far the most common, you speciesist!
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Yeah, Anne just pull that from nowhere. Especially there isn't a "so willing to dump him quickly". The husband ditched, wife could tell he was upset, and then made the offer. Plus she then offered anal to the husband which seems an unlikely offer if it was rape. I'm all for believing victims, but not for creating them from aether. If OP comes back and says "guys, this is hosed up, she was raped", that's different. I mean let’s not be hysterical here My (32F) grandfather (83M) picked up a woman in her 30s tonight, took her to dinner, and she stole his car. quote:My grandma died three years ago and my grandpa has literally been lost without her. We are all lost without her, but especially him. They would have been married 60 years this month. He is lonely and is literally looking for love and just basic companionship in all of the wrong places. I would love to be there for him more but I work crazy hours and live four hours away.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:28 |
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get the old geezer a dog
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:31 |
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get out of here MI
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Here's one I hope gets an update! I [28m] can’t have children. My girlfriend [25f] of three years is pregnant. What do I do? quote:My girlfriend and I have been trying for a child for 12 months with no success. Finally, she became pregnant and we were over the moon. We both wanted two children. So i decided to go to the doctors to get my fertility checked. I thought I might of had a low sperm count. I told my girlfriend that I’d be going doctors to check my fertility. Reddit consensus is "get a paternity test because fertility tests mean nothing" My money is that he's not... the father
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fruit on the bottom posted:I mean let’s not be hysterical here that GF needs to meet the GF who's looking for some D
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Here's one I hope gets an update! Open the relationship.
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[FL] Federal law question: does addressing packages to my cats name instead of my own constitute mail fraud?quote:I don’t do anything with the packages except open them, but I like to order things with Amex gift cards and address it to my cat “Fievel Katz” to see if he’ll eventually get mail without me addressing it to him. Is it in anyway illegal?
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fruit on the bottom posted:[FL] Federal law question: does addressing packages to my cats name instead of my own constitute mail fraud? It's only valid if it's Fievel Mouse.
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