Multilake posted:

Let me guess. You are still waiting?

Palpek posted:

My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior.

MF_James posted:

Something I'm wondering, she made him delete the tinder account because he shouldn't be looking, the relationship should come to him; where did she find her guy?

Palpek posted:

My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior.

Palpek posted:

My wife[34f] and I [35m] tried an open relationship and 3 ½ months in I am disgusted by her behavior.

Theophany posted:

I mean in fairness their marriage certainly has been spiced up by this foray into an open relationship.

Vargatron posted:

If you're proposing an open relationship you're basically throwing things at a wall and hoping something sticks.

blarzgh posted:

He ordered the 5 star Pad Thai, but should've only gotten a 3.

Barudak posted:

Holy moly I skipped that part and ahahahaha what a complete loser.

I genuinely hope the kid isnt yours now because that is some pathetic rear end genes to saddle a child with.

Fartbox posted:

A bruised rear end in a top hat? I've done some buttstuff in my time and I've never seen that

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her sex life went through phases where she would want it a lot (when she started reading 50 shades)

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

The best part of that timeless story is how he rationalizes opening their relationship all like "My wife hasn't really been interested in sex with me except when she reads 50 Shades." Why can't more people just accept that sexual incompatibility is a thing and breaking up over it is acceptable? It's comical.

Also yeah, sounds like his wife was anally raped, so it's pretty sad how his precious emotions felt hurt as opposed to worrying about his wife's safety and health!

Leon Einstein posted:

Why are you inferring she was raped? She didn't say that.

Anne Whateley posted:

Honestly between all the bruising (wtf), "it just happened," and her sudden willingness to dump the guy, the anal doesn't sound super consensual or fun.

Palpek posted:

"I feel ripped off because I couldn’t even sleep with one person." is a cherry on top though.

MF_James posted:

Something I'm wondering, she made him delete the tinder account because he shouldn't be looking, the relationship should come to him; where did she find her guy find her? I'm guessing at work or something.

LadyPictureShow posted:

But to the story at hand, sounds like the wife ended up in some 'Last Tango in Paris' situation. Though, honestly, what position did they have to be in for him to notice she had a bruised rear end in a top hat?

Doc Hawkins posted:

LadyPictureShow posted:

Isn't that the usual lament of a dude that wants to open the relationship because they have their sights set on someone? Then they get turned down while their SO is getting dick left and right?

1stGear posted:

Doggy style aka the second most common position in the world?

1stGear posted:

Doggy style aka the second most common position in the world?

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Yeah, Anne just pull that from nowhere. Especially there isn't a "so willing to dump him quickly". The husband ditched, wife could tell he was upset, and then made the offer. Plus she then offered anal to the husband which seems an unlikely offer if it was rape. I'm all for believing victims, but not for creating them from aether. If OP comes back and says "guys, this is hosed up, she was raped", that's different.


Read it again, she wanted to open the relationship, not him.

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My grandma died three years ago and my grandpa has literally been lost without her. We are all lost without her, but especially him. They would have been married 60 years this month. He is lonely and is literally looking for love and just basic companionship in all of the wrong places. I would love to be there for him more but I work crazy hours and live four hours away.

He called me tonight and told me he saw a lady panhandling and wanted to help her out. They spent some time together and he took her out to eat. She left his jacket in his car and asked him for his car keys to go get her coat because she was cold before their dinner came. He said the food came and he ate and then went out to look for her. Both she and his car were gone. He called the police. The police ended up finding the car only after she led them on a high speed chase and ended up crashing. She fled the scene and somehow evaded being caught. There is a special place in hell for a person who would take advantage of a lonely old man.

I told him to please try to make smarter choices and he said, "Sis, I'm so lonely it hurts." The more I think about him saying that, the more sad I become. I wish I could help. He goes to the occasional senior citizen's dance but that does not seem to be filling the void.

What would you suggest for my grandpa? I want him to have a purpose and a will. I hate to see him hurting and lonely. I hate to see him being taken advantage of by low lives (and this is not the first one).

tl;dr: Grandpa is lonely and a windower who is making bad decisions due to loneliness. How can I help him?

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My girlfriend and I have been trying for a child for 12 months with no success. Finally, she became pregnant and we were over the moon. We both wanted two children. So i decided to go to the doctors to get my fertility checked. I thought I might of had a low sperm count. I told my girlfriend that I’d be going doctors to check my fertility.

Test results come back and I’m non-fertile. I can’t have children. I have no sperm in my ejaculation. I have low levels of hormones in the pituitary gland.

Well, that means I have not fathered the baby. I asked the medical doctor if there’s anyway I could ever get someone pregnant, he said no.

So I’m really shocked and just at a loss. She must have cheated on me so now I don’t know what to do. I’m thinking about leaving her without a discussion because it’s not like I’ll be leaving MY baby behind. As it wasn’t me who got her pregnant..

I’m sad that I’m infertile and knowing I’d never be able to father a biological child upsets me to no end. But I could have adopted or got some help like Artificial Insemination by donor for my girlfriend. But shes gone and cheated.

TLDR. :: girlfriend cheated on me because she’s pregnant but I’m infertile. Do I just leave?

fruit on the bottom posted:

I mean let’s not be hysterical here

My (32F) grandfather (83M) picked up a woman in her 30s tonight, took her to dinner, and she stole his car.

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Here's one I hope gets an update!

I [28m] can’t have children. My girlfriend [25f] of three years is pregnant. What do I do?


Reddit consensus is "get a paternity test because fertility tests mean nothing"

My money is that he's not... the father

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I don’t do anything with the packages except open them, but I like to order things with Amex gift cards and address it to my cat “Fievel Katz” to see if he’ll eventually get mail without me addressing it to him. Is it in anyway illegal?

fruit on the bottom posted:

[FL] Federal law question: does addressing packages to my cats name instead of my own constitute mail fraud?