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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Typo posted:

2010 internet meme crashing global economy while 2016 internet meme starts global nuclear war

:discourse:

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Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
I like to imagine im hearing a few more notes from in the hall of the mountain king every time a new bitcoin news headline appears

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i just purchased some bitcoin because i would like the bubble to grow so big it crashes the economy and i will try to time it and sell for a 10000% profit and then as a bonus the economy crashes lmao hail satan let's do this :getin:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

The Unlife Aquatic posted:

e: also capitalism would be a lot scarier if there was a dragon who was basically hunger incarnate as the ceo of a fortune 500 company

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST, MR CHAPO?!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Typo posted:

holy gently caress something which first got started on 2010 internet and got mocked on sa on its inception bled into real life slowly over the course of the last few years

there are literal bitcoin ads on subway platforms I ride to work in the morning

the internet turned out to be too serious of a business

Goons!!! :argh:

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
What the gently caress has the rest of the modern world been doing all this time, that people like us were able to matter in any way

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

What the gently caress has the rest of the modern world been doing all this time, that people like us were able to matter in any way

Violent revolutions within living memory?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

What the gently caress has the rest of the modern world been doing all this time, that people like us were able to matter in any way

Mostly getting murdered by our drone strikes and shooty crashy planes lmao

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
i love the fantasy everyone has

man if only i bought 100 BTC when it was $3 each!

(and didn't sell when BTC was $10..$100..$1000...$5000..$10000..$17000). or trade them for Research Chemicals.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/940743661108723712

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol how many bitcoins do the nk elites have

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Shear Modulus posted:

lol how many bitcoins do the nk elites have

probably a lot since they do a lot of those ransomware viruses

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Minrad posted:

I like to imagine im hearing a few more notes from in the hall of the mountain king every time a new bitcoin news headline appears

This is pretty perfect for how I feel about the whole situation.

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010

Mycroft Holmes posted:

yeah, but you dont have absolute power of life and death liken when you control the very air people breathe.

Well once atmospheric CO2 concentrations begin to break 1000 ppm or higher by the end of the century the rich will probably have power over the air people breathe anyway, with places of high end employment and education and health care having access to CO2 filters/pumps so their cognitive functions aren't significantly negatively impacted. People will need to pay to have access to sufficiently clean air so they can think. This will probably make suppressing effective dissent a lot easier. Not that that would be hard even if we had clean air, given that we'll probably have autonomous cop drones by then and everyone will live in surveillance cubes

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Goon Danton posted:

This is pretty perfect for how I feel about the whole situation.


https://asia.nikkei.com/Politics-Economy/Economy/South-Korea-joins-Asian-trend-as-it-mulls-ban-on-bitcoin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc&t=94s

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
too bit to fail


Minrad posted:

I like to imagine im hearing a few more notes from in the hall of the mountain king every time a new bitcoin news headline appears

speaking of that song, does anyone know why they used part of it for the sonic cartoon theme?
https://youtu.be/UCaWI8_3VLU

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Dec 13, 2017

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

A Spherical Sponge posted:

Well once atmospheric CO2 concentrations begin to break 1000 ppm or higher by the end of the century the rich will probably have power over the air people breathe anyway, with places of high end employment and education and health care having access to CO2 filters/pumps so their cognitive functions aren't significantly negatively impacted. People will need to pay to have access to sufficiently clean air so they can think. This will probably make suppressing effective dissent a lot easier. Not that that would be hard even if we had clean air, given that we'll probably have autonomous cop drones by then and everyone will live in surveillance cubes

Bingo.





We'll be leaving "healthy, normal outside level" behind soon, and most of us here on this forum will be alive to see the uh, complaints of stiffness and odors. Planet'll be like a poorly ventilated office building. It'll own.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SchoofsFeed/status/940934481682280448

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
what's illustrative about this thread is that everyone in cspam usually nominally pretends to be a socialist or whatever, but in reality are fukuyama style neoliberal true believers. Everyone thinks the future is going to be some sort of ersatz mix of the end of history and atlas shrugged.

Like take this for example

A Spherical Sponge posted:

Well once atmospheric CO2 concentrations begin to break 1000 ppm or higher by the end of the century the rich will probably have power over the air people breathe anyway, with places of high end employment and education and health care having access to CO2 filters/pumps so their cognitive functions aren't significantly negatively impacted. People will need to pay to have access to sufficiently clean air so they can think. This will probably make suppressing effective dissent a lot easier. Not that that would be hard even if we had clean air, given that we'll probably have autonomous cop drones by then and everyone will live in surveillance cubes

with an atmosphere at CO2 >1000 ppm you'd have barely any humans left alive, let alone a society complex enough to afford exorbitant luxuries like property rights.

the rich aren't randian supermen, they're stupid morons like the rest of us, if anything they're even stupider than average, because they're ostensibly the ones driving this trainwreck. their idiotic devotion to the capitalist project only accelerates us towards the day they end up hanging from lampposts as billions starve.

Digiwizzard fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Dec 13, 2017

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Alpha Mayo posted:

i love the fantasy everyone has

man if only i bought 100 BTC when it was $3 each!

(and didn't sell when BTC was $10..$100..$1000...$5000..$10000..$17000). or trade them for Research Chemicals.

or had them stolen when the latest exchange went down

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
The currency exchange on my way to the nutritionist last night literally had a sign saying “We Sell Bitcoin”. Bubble’s gonna pop so hard.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

so are people dumber now because of CO2 or are we posturing for an oxygen-starved future

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Weeping Wound posted:

so are people dumber now because of CO2 or are we posturing for an oxygen-starved future

It's this

https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/746803108949409793

And also the fact that the news mostly focuses on climate change. I'm surprised we don't hear more about the air getting less breathable, as it defeats some of the counterarguments you usually get, like "warmer winters good!" and "they don't *really* know if CO2 causes warming". CO2 in the atmosphere is directly measurable, and the effect of CO2 on people is well known and accepted.

e: Clarified a little.

RIP Syndrome fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Dec 13, 2017

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

e: nevermind, misread something.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Digiwizzard posted:

what's illustrative about this thread is that everyone in cspam usually nominally pretends to be a socialist or whatever, but in reality are fukuyama style neoliberal true believers. Everyone thinks the future is going to be some sort of ersatz mix of the end of history and atlas shrugged.

Like take this for example


with an atmosphere at CO2 >1000 ppm you'd have barely any humans left alive, let alone a society complex enough to afford exorbitant luxuries like property rights.

the rich aren't randian supermen, they're stupid morons like the rest of us, if anything they're even stupider than average, because they're ostensibly the ones driving this trainwreck. their idiotic devotion to the capitalist project only accelerates us towards the day they end up hanging from lampposts as billions starve.
Uh, sorry to engineersplain at you but it is not extremely difficult or costly to separate CO2 from air. It does take energy and equipment and operating costs would be on the level of a minor luxury for first-world citizens, and 'not dying' is a highly inelastic demand, so the Free Market Optimum Solution is for some enterprising sociopaths to make the atmosphere as toxic as possible in order to charge extortionate rental rates on gas compression/liquefaction/storage systems.

"Killing billions of people to make a few rich idiots even richer" is a feature of capitalism, not a bug. [insert Spaceballs reference here]

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
yeah people suffocating from co2 isn't the real problem, worst comes to worst everyone lives in some judge-dredd style megacities where everything is domed over and has c02 scrubbers, while the rest of the planet is just this desert wasteland

still easier than living on mars though, but only technically

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

A Spherical Sponge posted:

Not that that would be hard even if we had clean air, given that we'll probably have autonomous cop drones by then and everyone will live in surveillance cubes

do you think I should buy my surveillance cube now? I don’t want to get locked out by rising prices

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010

Digiwizzard posted:

what's illustrative about this thread is that everyone in cspam usually nominally pretends to be a socialist or whatever, but in reality are fukuyama style neoliberal true believers. Everyone thinks the future is going to be some sort of ersatz mix of the end of history and atlas shrugged.

Like take this for example


with an atmosphere at CO2 >1000 ppm you'd have barely any humans left alive, let alone a society complex enough to afford exorbitant luxuries like property rights.

the rich aren't randian supermen, they're stupid morons like the rest of us, if anything they're even stupider than average, because they're ostensibly the ones driving this trainwreck. their idiotic devotion to the capitalist project only accelerates us towards the day they end up hanging from lampposts as billions starve.

Hey man don't call me a neoliberal, that's uncalled for. How is what I laid out in any way similar to an end of history Galt's Gulch sort of situation? The rich wouldn't be self sufficient, they'd rely on an exploited underclass, and it would probably be an incredibly stagnant society. I was also being sort of facetious? Like I doubt civilization will survive the catastrophic climate change effects that would go along with CO2>1000 ppm; however if it drew itself out into a long decline it would probably involve autonomous police bots and hyper-climate controlled pleasure domes for the rich on the way down, just because the rich are assholes like that. I don't know why you don't think the decline of civilisation couldn't temporarily support a tiered society with a slave like underclass and idiot hedonist rich people? I mean that's just an exaggeration of the already existing order of things. IDK how considering that possibility makes me not a socialist?


Agronox posted:

do you think I should buy my surveillance cube now? I don’t want to get locked out by rising prices

dw about it, if you can only afford a vanilla habitation pod initially you can upgrade to a surveillance cube via a long term payment program

this is mandatory ofc, they need to monitor you so they can calculate the risk of you engaging in anti-patriot activities, otherwise you won't be able to afford your citizenship insurance premiums

A Spherical Sponge fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Dec 13, 2017

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

Digiwizzard posted:

what's illustrative about this thread is that everyone in cspam usually nominally pretends to be a socialist or whatever, but in reality are fukuyama style neoliberal true believers. Everyone thinks the future is going to be some sort of ersatz mix of the end of history and atlas shrugged.

Like take this for example


with an atmosphere at CO2 >1000 ppm you'd have barely any humans left alive, let alone a society complex enough to afford exorbitant luxuries like property rights.

the rich aren't randian supermen, they're stupid morons like the rest of us, if anything they're even stupider than average, because they're ostensibly the ones driving this trainwreck. their idiotic devotion to the capitalist project only accelerates us towards the day they end up hanging from lampposts as billions starve.

Assuming they do end up hanging from lampposts which is an open question. Seem to be kicking our collective rear end at the moment!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
neoliberal please

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how many bitcoins do I need to pay to no longer feel guilty for my 50 GPU mining rig killing the environment

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

logikv9 posted:

how many bitcoins do I need to pay to no longer feel guilty for my 50 GPU mining rig killing the environment

did you pay your carbon tax??

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Karl Barks posted:

did you pay your carbon tax??

taxation is theft

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

silentsnack posted:

Uh, sorry to engineersplain at you but it is not extremely difficult or costly to separate CO2 from air. It does take energy and equipment and operating costs would be on the level of a minor luxury for first-world citizens, and 'not dying' is a highly inelastic demand, so the Free Market Optimum Solution is for some enterprising sociopaths to make the atmosphere as toxic as possible in order to charge extortionate rental rates on gas compression/liquefaction/storage systems.

Once we perfect atmosphere optimization solutions on earth, mars colonization will be a snap. And we won't have "the air isn't breathable" as an excuse to puss out on adventure.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

LegoPirateNinja posted:

Once we perfect atmosphere optimization solutions on earth, mars colonization will be a snap. And we won't have "the air isn't breathable" as an excuse to puss out on adventure.

the soil of mars is lye, dude

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

silentsnack posted:

Uh, sorry to engineersplain at you but it is not extremely difficult or costly to separate CO2 from air. It does take energy and equipment and operating costs would be on the level of a minor luxury for first-world citizens, and 'not dying' is a highly inelastic demand, so the Free Market Optimum Solution is for some enterprising sociopaths to make the atmosphere as toxic as possible in order to charge extortionate rental rates on gas compression/liquefaction/storage systems.

"Killing billions of people to make a few rich idiots even richer" is a feature of capitalism, not a bug. [insert Spaceballs reference here]

No, that's incorrect. It is in fact very expensive to purge CO2 from the air. It requires an order of magnitude more energy to capture that CO2 then the energy that was required to release it in the first place That's how entropy works. The logic here is that this actual real cost in energy and resources is irrelevant because the rich have loads of cash so they'll have no issue paying for it.

The problem is this: money isn't an inmutable characteristic of reality. It's an accounting system we invented. It's a promise. A claim on resources and energy. The problem we're facing now is that the resources and energy that we take from the environment is being depleted at an exponentially accelerating pace, while at the same time the money supply is growing exponentially. Something's gotta give. It would be physically impossible for all of those claims to be honoured in the future with the same purchasing power they have now. In a world at >1000ppm the climate would be so irreparably damaged that agriculture itself will fail. Nobody will be honouring any promises at that point.


A Spherical Sponge posted:

Hey man don't call me a neoliberal, that's uncalled for. How is what I laid out in any way similar to an end of history Galt's Gulch sort of situation? The rich wouldn't be self sufficient, they'd rely on an exploited underclass, and it would probably be an incredibly stagnant society. I was also being sort of facetious? Like I doubt civilization will survive the catastrophic climate change effects that would go along with CO2>1000 ppm; however if it drew itself out into a long decline it would probably involve autonomous police bots and hyper-climate controlled pleasure domes for the rich on the way down, just because the rich are assholes like that. I don't know why you don't think the decline of civilisation couldn't temporarily support a tiered society with a slave like underclass and idiot hedonist rich people? I mean that's just an exaggeration of the already existing order of things. IDK how considering that possibility makes me not a socialist?


Don't take it personally, it's not something specific to you. The point is more about the failure in imagination, everyone here might claim to be different but fundamentally they ideologically believe the same things all the neoliberals do: that Capitalism is invincible and eternal, that the rich are immensely powerful and capable, and that the existing system will simply continue to lurch on forever, unstoppable. The only difference is a doctrinal one. The Libertarians think Galts Gulch is very good and Utopian. The Liberals think Galts Gulch is very bad and dystopian. Everyone agrees that Galts Gulch is definitely real though, and will happen any day now.

The joke of course is that Galts Gulch is never going to happen, the energy sources and resource inputs required to sustain it don't exist. The rich aren't capable and intelligent people, they're huge gently caress ups who have no clue what they're doing. If you put a 1000 of these "enterprising sociopaths" into a fallout shelter you could probably measure the time before cannibalism emerged in hours.

All of this is because people are unable to look beyond the hypernormalized edifice of neoliberalism, and won't question the millions of tiny assumptions that make the Galts Gulch scenario plausible. Assumptions like the Post Bretton Woods system continuing forever, or the world always having a high demand for US dollars for some reason, or for globalized free trade to continue despite skyrocketing energy costs, enormously destabilizing civil unrest and an endless cascade of natural disasters.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Digiwizzard posted:

No, that's incorrect. It is in fact very expensive to purge CO2 from the air. It requires an order of magnitude more energy to capture that CO2 then the energy that was required to release it in the first place That's how entropy works. The logic here is that this actual real cost in energy and resources is irrelevant because the rich have loads of cash so they'll have no issue paying for it.

You're confusing air CO2 filtration (which is obscenely cheap) with carbon sequestration (which is extremely expensive)

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

This "suffocating on CO2 in the dystopian future" is a fun fantasy but if you work in a poorly ventilated office building, you're likely to already be in a >1000PPM environment.

There was a recent study that showed that a majority of Californian and Texas high school classrooms had CO2 levels > 1000PPM.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
I mean I'm skeptical of these claims in general. Submarines can have CO2 levels of 4000 ppm or more, and that's just about the only place it's oppressive enough that people bother taking countermeasures against it. The levels we actually expect don't seem to do much physiologically.

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Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

If we're assuming that neoliberal capitalism is going to continue to be the status quo for several decades into the future then I'd expect there to be plenty of economic crises and resource wars to be a drain on industrial production which would reduce emissions. Climate change will cause urgent, society-changing problems before CO2 levels can get that high

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