December Current Events: The "Juche NYC" Hitler is super gay and black, agreed 100%

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lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/kings/2017/12/12/stacia-robitaille-wife-nhl-luc-robitaille-tweets-donald-trump-elevator/945181001/

Glad we can keep giving him a pass.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 22:12

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/Molly_Kats/status/940662427083001862

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:22

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

edit:

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/940668812491395074

what a tasteful move by a state about to elect a pedophile

Or the guy might be voting

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:43

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Who knows, he might be checking that school for Paedophiles?

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:46

The Eyes Have It: Feb 10, 2008; Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

M_Gargantua posted:

Hilary was bad

BUT HER MALES (?)

e:
or Butter Males, I can't remember

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:50

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

DoktorLoken posted:

From my cupboard:

I don't know how you can hate these things

Bitch!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:51

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Soulex posted:

Bitch!

I'm the organic black beans

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:05

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Soulex posted:

Bitch!

I'm the kroger-brand cheap junk

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:14

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I�m the cheap laminated cupboards

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:16

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

If you're prone to f5ing:
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama-senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:20

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

what time do polls close?

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:24

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

8 EST I think.

I'm the soft, supple, effeminate hand

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:25

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'm definitely interested in which way this goes since it is literally a pedo vs not a pedo

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:30

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Just remember, early exit polls are terrible, horrible garbage. Standard exit polls are horrible garbage.

Exit polls are bad and are too self-selected to mean anything (as in you have to be the type of person that votes, then volunteers to talk to an exit poller in person).

I say all this because the first early exit poll is out and I ain't linking it.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:33

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

I'm definitely interested in which way this goes since it is literally a pedo vs not a pedo

this is "literally a pedophile" vs "the only thing I'm running hard with is not being my opponent"

a strategy by the Dems that worked so well last year

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:39

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Professor Bling posted:

this is "literally a pedophile" vs "the only thing I'm running hard with is not being my opponent"

a strategy by the Dems that worked so well last year

Seriously. I know everything wrong with Moore but I know literally nothing about Jones.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:43

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I�m just waiting for the alert on my iPhone to ruin my day.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:45

Lurks Morington: Aug 7, 2016; by Smythe

I too have a peasant name. I go by bartholemeu von ivory so people think I�m smarter than I am.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:45

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/kfylla5.gifv

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:46

Eej: Jun 17, 2007; HEAVYARMS

The Iron Rose posted:

I mean, end of the day, if you like free trade and don't like Chinese industrial espionage and IP theft, TPP is great. If you don't like free trade, yeah probably not.

Calling it NAFTA2 is a selling point.

I can't actually believe this is a response to "child labour boogaloo"

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:49

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/940705498743169025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Can't wait to see who the Dems blame for their loss. Voters? The DSA? "Berniecrats"?

It'll be great.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:02

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Seriously. I know everything wrong with Moore but I know literally nothing about Jones.

Jones is a decent candidate but is boring compared to the absolute crazy poo poo Moore says and does.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:03

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Eej posted:

I can't actually believe this is a response to "child labour boogaloo"

TPP by itself does not cause or promote additional child labor. It just doesn't go as far as some groups would like to solve the problem. Essentially it misses an opportunity to make positive change. Fair enough, but the US has reached separate agreements with Brunei, Vietnam, and one other country (I forget which) to end child labor and forced labor. That strong anti-child labor enforcement isn't in the TPP doesn't mean it isn't worth signing for a host of other strong reasons.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:08

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/Molly_Kats/status/940662427083001862

Speaking as someone who was first bucked off of a horse at 6 years old, this is the kind of poo poo I did at 6 years old to get bucked off of a horse.

That is the worst goddamn form I have seen from anyone in a long goddamn time. At least actors in a movie have someone to tell them they�re being a loving idiot.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:20

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Holy poo poo the fail brains on this guy.
https://twitter.com/cnn/status/940706037203472384

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:38

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Chuck Schumer at it again, this time crashing your chocolate-fueled ragers and snuffing out innovation in cahoots with the FDA! :rimshot:

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/12/fda-is-not-cuckoo-for-coco-loko-a-chocolatey-alternative-to-snorting-cocaine/

Ars Technica posted:

FDA is not cuckoo for Coco Loko, a chocolatey alternative to snorting cocaine
Regulators called it an unapproved drug and ordered immediate shut down of marketing.

In July, US Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer held a press conference to denounce a chocolate-flavored energy powder meant for snorting, called Coco Loko. He dubbed it "cocaine on training wheels" and called on the Food and Drug Administration to investigate.

The agency did, it turns out. And though regulators didn't come up with a description quite as catchy as Schumer's, their assessment of Coco Loko was even more damning.

Regulators determined that the powder was an unapproved new drug and that its maker, Legal Lean, was unlawfully marketing it, according to a Tuesday announcement. Moreover, the agency also looked into another product by the company, Legal Lean Syrup. The agency found that it, too, was an unapproved drug. The syrup contained an undisclosed sedative, doxylamine, which is found in the over-the-counter sleep-aid Unisom.

In a warning letter dated December 11, the FDA requested that Legal Lean "immediately cease marketing violative drug products to US consumers." Legal Lean has 15 business days after the receipt of the letter to respond.

Legal Lean did not immediately respond to Ars' request for comment, but its retail store was no longer working on its website.

In its warning letter, the FDA explained that Coco Loko and Legal Lean Syrup constituted unapproved drugs because they are marketed as being used to "affect the structure or function of the mind."

Coco Loco contains cacao powder as well as ingredients often found in energy drinks, including taurine, guarana, and ginkgo biloba. Legal Lean advertised Coco Loko as offering a "steady rush of euphoric energy," plus positive feelings similar to ecstasy and morphine. The company markets it as a food and dietary supplement. But the FDA said that because the powder is intended to be snorted�thus entering the body through mucosal tissue in the nasal passage, not ingestion�it is neither a conventional food nor a supplement. The FDA also expressed concern that snorting could be dangerous, possibly triggering asthma attacks or spasms that could make breathing difficult.

Additionally, the agency said that Legal Lean's marketing made it clear that Coco Loko is intended to be an alternative "to illicit street drugs," a big no-no. Any such drug is in violation of federal regulations, the agency said in a previous policy guidance.

In a statement Tuesday, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb condemned Legal Lean's products.

"As a physician and a parent, I'm deeply troubled by the unlawful marketing of these potentially dangerous products, especially since they are so easily accessible by minors. Encouraging the use of snortable chocolate as an alternative to illegal street drugs is not acceptable�there are very real consequences to snorting any powder, not to mention the societal dangers of promoting drug abuse... At a time where drug addiction is threatening the fabric of American society, we must take action when we see efforts that may further fuel illicit drug abuse. We'll continue to vigorously target bad actors that sell unapproved products, including products that contain undeclared drug ingredients."

The FDA found similar problems with the marketing of Legal Lean Syrup, which also was caught containing a hidden sedative. The grape-flavored syrup based on herbal extracts is supposed to mimic a concoction developed in Houston, Texas, called Lean, which involves cough syrup (containing promethazine and codeine), Sprite soda, and Jolly Rancher candy. The result is also sometimes referred to as "purple drank."

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:40

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Blind Rasputin posted:

Holy poo poo the fail brains on this guy.
https://twitter.com/cnn/status/940706037203472384

The loving look on his face when he's told you don't have to swear on the bible is loving amazing.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:47

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

McNally posted:

The loving look on his face when he's told you don't have to swear on the bible is loving amazing.

The soft unfocused look of perfect bovine stupidity as he comes to grips with the existence of the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the US Constitution is my ambrosia.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:50

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Soulex posted:

Bitch!

I'm the mouthbreather staring at the image, trying to think of something to point out in order to

gently caress

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:54

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

windshipper posted:

Speaking as someone who was first bucked off of a horse at 6 years old, this is the kind of poo poo I did at 6 years old to get bucked off of a horse.

That is the worst goddamn form I have seen from anyone in a long goddamn time. At least actors in a movie have someone to tell them they�re being a loving idiot.

She must have been too old for bareback, his preferred method

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:56

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I�m the cheezit.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:56

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

at the date posted:

The soft unfocused look of perfect bovine stupidity as he comes to grips with the existence of the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the US Constitution is my ambrosia.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:57

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

who needs two types of waffle cookies

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:57

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

She must have been too old for bareback, his preferred method

ehhh mediocre

# ? Dec 13, 2017 00:59

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

who needs two types of waffle cookies

thats what im thinkin

# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:06

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Zeris posted:

She must have been too old for bareback, his preferred method

# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:09

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!